Alix Holt
@allizon.bsky.social
Dog-lover, gamer, writer, software engineering manager, dilettante, queer.
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There's "fuck you money" and then there's "fuck humanity" money and I think we can all agree that the former can be pretty fun but the later needs to be destroyed in killing pit
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There's "fuck you money" and then there's "fuck humanity" money and I think we can all agree that the former can be pretty fun but the later needs to be destroyed in killing pit
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pluribus is the only show brave enough to ask if one mean lesbian could save the world
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
pluribus is the only show brave enough to ask if one mean lesbian could save the world
If you need me, I'll be the withered husk buried in a small plot in my back yard.
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you need me, I'll be the withered husk buried in a small plot in my back yard.
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I'm gonna quote my friend @sarahgailey.bsky.social: Do what you can. Care for yourself and the people around you. Believe that the world can be better than it is now. Never give up.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'm gonna quote my friend @sarahgailey.bsky.social: Do what you can. Care for yourself and the people around you. Believe that the world can be better than it is now. Never give up.
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October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
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I think sometimes we are all Sherman.
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I think sometimes we are all Sherman.
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
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I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
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The only political split that matters - feed everyone on the off chance one person is hungry, or feed no one on the off chance someone undeserving might get fed
July 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Someone should file a lawsuit stating that their school can’t teach about *capitalism* because it would interfere with their Christian child’s education and when questioned point out the places in the gospels where Jesus rails against wealth and tells people to give their possessions to the poor.
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Someone should file a lawsuit stating that their school can’t teach about *capitalism* because it would interfere with their Christian child’s education and when questioned point out the places in the gospels where Jesus rails against wealth and tells people to give their possessions to the poor.
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I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.
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All we can do this month, realistically, is be way more gay than they were expecting. Overload their gay buffers. Peg their homometers in the red. Be so gay that their systems can’t handle it. BLIND THEM WITH RAINBOWS.
June 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
All we can do this month, realistically, is be way more gay than they were expecting. Overload their gay buffers. Peg their homometers in the red. Be so gay that their systems can’t handle it. BLIND THEM WITH RAINBOWS.
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Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
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some buds act like it is so hard to love but it is so easy. you just do nothing. in the absence of all things, we just love. it is what we are built to do. just strip off everything else, all the baggage, and love is underneath
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
some buds act like it is so hard to love but it is so easy. you just do nothing. in the absence of all things, we just love. it is what we are built to do. just strip off everything else, all the baggage, and love is underneath
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Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).
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I want an ongoing prestige TV show of David Tennant and Michael Sheen just being best friends and giving each other shit. I would watch that every day.
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I want an ongoing prestige TV show of David Tennant and Michael Sheen just being best friends and giving each other shit. I would watch that every day.
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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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Every year the acting awards ignore my stunning performances as the attentive father in dramas like "Absolutely, I'd Love to Hear About Your New Fortnite Skins"
December 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Every year the acting awards ignore my stunning performances as the attentive father in dramas like "Absolutely, I'd Love to Hear About Your New Fortnite Skins"
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Dads in Boston describing their gay children
December 5, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Dads in Boston describing their gay children
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i don't believe in disrespecting the dead!! respectfully, I hope he shat himself so hard on the way out that his whole body lifted like a foot off the bed, and then he landed on it with a loud cartoonish SPLAT, spattering everyone at his bedside with war criminal death-spoor. Respectfully
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL YES BROTHER
November 30, 2023 at 2:10 AM
i don't believe in disrespecting the dead!! respectfully, I hope he shat himself so hard on the way out that his whole body lifted like a foot off the bed, and then he landed on it with a loud cartoonish SPLAT, spattering everyone at his bedside with war criminal death-spoor. Respectfully
Last night, I got to see @aimeemann.bsky.social in concert for the first time in THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS. The last time was July 5, 1985, when 'til tuesday opened up for Rick Springfield(!). I can't imagine there's all that many other artists I saw back then I could or would want to still see now.
July 26, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Last night, I got to see @aimeemann.bsky.social in concert for the first time in THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS. The last time was July 5, 1985, when 'til tuesday opened up for Rick Springfield(!). I can't imagine there's all that many other artists I saw back then I could or would want to still see now.