I did not anticipate how much of adulthood was just logistics.
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I did not anticipate how much of adulthood was just logistics.
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Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘
The one that really brings it home is casually mentioning something innocuous in conversation and then watching everyone’s head turn towards you as the sound of the record scratch dies away
The older I get, the more I realize I don't know as much as I thought.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The one that really brings it home is casually mentioning something innocuous in conversation and then watching everyone’s head turn towards you as the sound of the record scratch dies away
Spend four years honing your body to the absolute peak of performance, spend three minutes showing the world what you can do, and the next ten days absolutely wrecking beds. This IS the Olympian ideal.
Olympians ran out of Milan's complimentary condoms just three days into the competition.
Winter Olympians Run Through Free Condoms in Record Time
Despite a smaller athlete pool, they wasted no time ransacking the free stash.
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February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Spend four years honing your body to the absolute peak of performance, spend three minutes showing the world what you can do, and the next ten days absolutely wrecking beds. This IS the Olympian ideal.
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you know what's cheaper and safer than a ring camera? a fake camera. I've had one since my last porch theft three years ago and it even fooled the eye of a cop trying to get me to snitch on my neighbors. you can't subpoena a recording that doesnt exist.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
you know what's cheaper and safer than a ring camera? a fake camera. I've had one since my last porch theft three years ago and it even fooled the eye of a cop trying to get me to snitch on my neighbors. you can't subpoena a recording that doesnt exist.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Help me make sense of trading Jaren Jackson Jr. Did the Grizz overpay him? Yeah, probably. Is he the long term problem with the roster? No.
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Help me make sense of trading Jaren Jackson Jr. Did the Grizz overpay him? Yeah, probably. Is he the long term problem with the roster? No.
I don’t know how northerners put up with this nonsense. A week on from the ice/sleet/snow disaster and everything is still frozen and slick as shit. And yall do this every year, straight through to March?
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I don’t know how northerners put up with this nonsense. A week on from the ice/sleet/snow disaster and everything is still frozen and slick as shit. And yall do this every year, straight through to March?
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"Where did you get all that from?"
Books, dude.
Just books.
Books, dude.
Just books.
January 30, 2026 at 10:58 AM
"Where did you get all that from?"
Books, dude.
Just books.
Books, dude.
Just books.
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January 30, 1969: The Beatles perform an unannounced concert on the rooftop of the Apple building in central London. They played a 42-minute set. It was their final performance.
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 AM
January 30, 1969: The Beatles perform an unannounced concert on the rooftop of the Apple building in central London. They played a 42-minute set. It was their final performance.
Watched “Ocean’s Eleven” for the second time this week and even 25 years on, it’s still great.
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Watched “Ocean’s Eleven” for the second time this week and even 25 years on, it’s still great.
Still haven’t started drinking yet today, but it’s getting close
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Still haven’t started drinking yet today, but it’s getting close
Y’all, the current production of “The Outsiders” is goddamn PHENOMENAL
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Y’all, the current production of “The Outsiders” is goddamn PHENOMENAL
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You know what’s super fun to do while a giant winter storm is barreling in at you? Why, rewire your thermostat of course!
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
You know what’s super fun to do while a giant winter storm is barreling in at you? Why, rewire your thermostat of course!
It’s been a while since I didn’t hate one or both teams in the CFP finals, so this was an easy one to enjoy. Go Hoosiers!
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It’s been a while since I didn’t hate one or both teams in the CFP finals, so this was an easy one to enjoy. Go Hoosiers!
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Make People Happy*
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Make People Happy*
The Mandalorian attempts to distract a T-Rex with a flare:
This is the “Hey! Hey!”
This is the “Hey! Hey!”
The Mandalorian joins Drag Race:
This is the slay
This is the slay
the Mandalorian joins The Village People
This is the YMCA
This is the YMCA
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Mandalorian attempts to distract a T-Rex with a flare:
This is the “Hey! Hey!”
This is the “Hey! Hey!”
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discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body
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this still slaps youtu.be/ZQ_MEFVx5jM?...
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
this still slaps youtu.be/ZQ_MEFVx5jM?...
Slightly diminish a band
U1.8
U1.8
Slightly diminish a band
Shrub
Shrub
slightly diminish a band
Two Doors Down
Two Doors Down
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Slightly diminish a band
U1.8
U1.8
11 seconds and the whole field open and Ole Miss is like “hold my beer”
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
11 seconds and the whole field open and Ole Miss is like “hold my beer”
Every time I’ve seen this or something similar, I can’t help but ask: “How?” Tons of single family homes are held by individuals, but lots are in trusts or held by LLCs or other legal vehicles and not always necessarily for nefarious purposes.
BREAKING
President Trump says he will call on Congress to ban large institutional investors from buying single-family homes.
This is very popular overall, but it’s important to note that the MAGA base has been calling for this for some time, and calls for such a ban have ramped up in recent weeks.
President Trump says he will call on Congress to ban large institutional investors from buying single-family homes.
This is very popular overall, but it’s important to note that the MAGA base has been calling for this for some time, and calls for such a ban have ramped up in recent weeks.
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Every time I’ve seen this or something similar, I can’t help but ask: “How?” Tons of single family homes are held by individuals, but lots are in trusts or held by LLCs or other legal vehicles and not always necessarily for nefarious purposes.