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It’s Christmas week, and at our house that means pierogi.
Pierogi! A traditional Polish dumpling, usually boiled before being fried in butter and onions.
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I know that guy!
Beavis from MTV’s “Beavis And Butthead” bearing a striking resemblance to the current president
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Xhibit meme. Homeboy heard you were into panic rooms, so he put a panic room in your panic room so you can panic in your panic room.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I think it’s bullshit that the supposed five best teams in college football are all Red teams. Nobody likes a Red team! You’ve gotta go down to 8 (8!) to find a team that ISN’T Red, and that’s Oregon who can’t keep the same color uniforms on for 45 minutes. Le sigh.
The Week 12 College Football Playoff rankings showing the committee’s current top 5: 1 - Ohio State 2 - Indiana 3 - Texas A&M 4 - Alabama 5 - Georgia
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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All carbs all the time at my house! #pastasunday (even on Saturday)
A sheet of homemade focaccia with garlic and rosemary Handmade trofie, a spiral semolina pasta made to be served with pesto
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Chicken and spinach ravioli in process
#pastasunday
Partially filled ravioli. Dark green balls of blended spinach, chicken, and grated cheese are carefully spaced over a sheet of fresh pasta dough, ready to be covered and sealed.
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Beige meal achieved!
Roasted chicken, spatchcocked to cook flat on a sheet pan Potatoes dauphinoise: Yukon golds, cream, butter, various cheeses, thyme, roasted into a creamy, cheesy melange
October 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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“Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps And Me (This Sort If Thing Is My Bag Baby)” by Austin “Danger” Powers
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Temu Cillian Murphy
Sideline photo of Carson Beck, former University Georgia quarterback now playing for University of Miami, looking like someone melted him
September 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Muffins!
A quartet of fresh homemade blueberry muffins. These have a particularly good crumbly top, with lots of caramelized corners - the best part!
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Trofie! #pastasunday

I love making this shape. Need to get better at emulsifying the sauce, though.
Trofie drying on a countertop. These handmade spiral pasta are made to go with pesto geonvese; their sharp spiral edges really grab the pesto well.
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Wait, it’s all brassica?
A meme format: two astronauts stand (on the moon?) looking at the earth. The one in front asks “Wait, it’s all brassica?” The one in the back, with a gun trained on the first astronaut, replies “Always has been.”
August 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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No one expects this interview
Monty Python’s version of the Spanish Inquisition, where unbelievers are sentenced to The Comfy Chair and forced to confess their heinous deeds of heresy.
July 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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There’s beauty everywhere you look
Black painted subway station grille laid over a vertical tile wall, 23rd St Station (6) NYC The delicate concrete tulip stems underpinning the Little Island, NYC Texture study, Little Island, NYC Guy Fawkes masks on display in an exhibit on hacktivism, NYC
July 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Epstein loves miners!
A still from the SNL50 sketch where John Mulaney plays Harvey Epstein, a real NY state assemblyman running for NYC city council who has a real albatross of a name. “…because Epstein loves miners. That’s minERs!”
July 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Call and raise.
A photograph of a fifth of Skrewball Peanut Butter Whisky, a big bottle of bad ideas with a nutty finish
July 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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“Can he play? Coach, he’s in a coma!” A still from “Not Another Teen Movie”
June 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Let’s kick it.
Women’s Air Jordan 1s in a “color block” colorway.
June 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Sfoglia practice, take 2. Given that I don’t have a “nonna” I’m not sad about how it’s going so far.
A hand-rolled sfoglia (or pasta sheet) on a stone countertop
June 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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This could all be yours someday! Welcome to the Ozarks!
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The truly excellent gentlemen of Guster playing at sunset at the Ozark Amphitheater, Camdenton MO
June 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Millions of peaches
Peaches for me
June 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A picture of a pot of chicken noodle soup, with a meme-style caption overlaid, reading: “Soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken.”
May 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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This is what happens when the kids serve themselves.
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This is so perfectly AA baseball it’s a wonder nobody’s done it yet.
A collection of minor league baseball logos including the Danville Dairy Daddies, the Rocket City Trash Pandas. and the Burlington Sock Puppets
May 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Hated Steven Adams in OKC bc I hated that team, but he was a friggin ROCK in Memphis and adorable. I mean, who else gets their own Hawaiian shirt?
NBA basketball player Steven Adams wearing a light blue Hawaiian shirt with his portrait worked into the pattern. The shirts were given away at a Memphis Grizzlies home game when Adams played for the team.
May 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM