ALT Alexander Hamizdat
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Dirtbags DNI.
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
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Hey hey.
Real quick.
So many friends here experiencing loss and pain...i mean on top of the daily shit fest that is happening in this country (usa)
Please know that you have support here among us and taking a break is healing and healthy.
You are beloved.
Ok
Bai
Real quick.
So many friends here experiencing loss and pain...i mean on top of the daily shit fest that is happening in this country (usa)
Please know that you have support here among us and taking a break is healing and healthy.
You are beloved.
Ok
Bai
a stuffed shark with its mouth open is sitting on a couch
Alt: a stuffed shark with its mouth open is waving and sinking out of frame
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hey hey.
Real quick.
So many friends here experiencing loss and pain...i mean on top of the daily shit fest that is happening in this country (usa)
Please know that you have support here among us and taking a break is healing and healthy.
You are beloved.
Ok
Bai
Real quick.
So many friends here experiencing loss and pain...i mean on top of the daily shit fest that is happening in this country (usa)
Please know that you have support here among us and taking a break is healing and healthy.
You are beloved.
Ok
Bai
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Who called them ex-girlfriends and not yesterbaes.
November 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Who called them ex-girlfriends and not yesterbaes.
What in the absolute mullet
“A blind man cld see that the upcoming administration is stacked with ‘our guys’ from tech, specifically from Thiel's camp *** Our cover is blown [so stop apologizing] … We are the new elite because we are the most capable…” - Rainmaker founder Augustus Doricko, 12/14/24 1/
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
What in the absolute mullet
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Nina Turner will always be a “shit sandwich”
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Nina Turner will always be a “shit sandwich”
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Schumer had exactly zero ability to stop this particular scenario and the fact that he kept them on side for 40 days is near miraculous.
the caucus gets how this is *worse* right? if you're just going around Schumer, what's the point of leadership
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Schumer had exactly zero ability to stop this particular scenario and the fact that he kept them on side for 40 days is near miraculous.
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the 15-year car loan thing is incredibly stupid but I feel like many of the people saying "it'll be off the road in 15 years" have not looked at a 2010 car lately
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the 15-year car loan thing is incredibly stupid but I feel like many of the people saying "it'll be off the road in 15 years" have not looked at a 2010 car lately
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All of a sudden everybody's an Independent. I'll never be convinced that DSA doesn't have an op going, and this firestorm centering on Sen. Schumer is the cheapest thing I've seen come out of AOC and Bernie since the "Defund the Police" poison pill. 👉👌 em.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
All of a sudden everybody's an Independent. I'll never be convinced that DSA doesn't have an op going, and this firestorm centering on Sen. Schumer is the cheapest thing I've seen come out of AOC and Bernie since the "Defund the Police" poison pill. 👉👌 em.
Is Gaza free yet?
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Is Gaza free yet?
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I am not as morally certain as many of you and I also don't believe moral certainty is a good thing
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I am not as morally certain as many of you and I also don't believe moral certainty is a good thing
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USAID is still gone, no other country has shown either the will or the ability to fill in the services whose disappearance is going to kill millions of people, and no one in the media or political class cares that we are going to kill more people than the Holocaust before this is over 👍
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
USAID is still gone, no other country has shown either the will or the ability to fill in the services whose disappearance is going to kill millions of people, and no one in the media or political class cares that we are going to kill more people than the Holocaust before this is over 👍
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Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
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Can we all just come to terms with the fact that many large accounts on here need the Dems to "fail" to keep their content/engagement/likes up?
They pedal in outrage since their very capitalistic livelihoods depend on it.
Take that into account when listening to them...
They pedal in outrage since their very capitalistic livelihoods depend on it.
Take that into account when listening to them...
a man in a suit is standing in front of a building and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a building and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Can we all just come to terms with the fact that many large accounts on here need the Dems to "fail" to keep their content/engagement/likes up?
They pedal in outrage since their very capitalistic livelihoods depend on it.
Take that into account when listening to them...
They pedal in outrage since their very capitalistic livelihoods depend on it.
Take that into account when listening to them...
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My theory is that most anti-Dems are whiny men because they are inexperienced with living in a constant state of rage and don’t know how to focus it.
Women are stronger and the superior sex.
Women are stronger and the superior sex.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My theory is that most anti-Dems are whiny men because they are inexperienced with living in a constant state of rage and don’t know how to focus it.
Women are stronger and the superior sex.
Women are stronger and the superior sex.
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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An entire office on the floor I work on was fired and are getting their jobs back. We work in public health and just want to help. And that matters to me, I know it doesn’t score political points. The sourness really bothers me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
An entire office on the floor I work on was fired and are getting their jobs back. We work in public health and just want to help. And that matters to me, I know it doesn’t score political points. The sourness really bothers me.
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Blah blah blah. As long as people are still being hurt and killed by Trump, I am being petty af about the betrayal by horseshoe leftists like Mamdani and other "Uncommitted" MFers last year.
Never forgive, never forget. 🖕
Never forgive, never forget. 🖕
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Blah blah blah. As long as people are still being hurt and killed by Trump, I am being petty af about the betrayal by horseshoe leftists like Mamdani and other "Uncommitted" MFers last year.
Never forgive, never forget. 🖕
Never forgive, never forget. 🖕
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$25k down payment >>> 50 yr mortgage
a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
$25k down payment >>> 50 yr mortgage
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Update: Earlier I posted about the shutdown vote without doing my research b/c I was still half asleep - broke my own rule. I've deleted it.
Thanks to those who posted more info to me. As always, I stand with my Democratic party leaders.
Reminder to my fellow ⚪ folks - it's ok to admit mistakes.
Thanks to those who posted more info to me. As always, I stand with my Democratic party leaders.
Reminder to my fellow ⚪ folks - it's ok to admit mistakes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Update: Earlier I posted about the shutdown vote without doing my research b/c I was still half asleep - broke my own rule. I've deleted it.
Thanks to those who posted more info to me. As always, I stand with my Democratic party leaders.
Reminder to my fellow ⚪ folks - it's ok to admit mistakes.
Thanks to those who posted more info to me. As always, I stand with my Democratic party leaders.
Reminder to my fellow ⚪ folks - it's ok to admit mistakes.