Lauren 🪷
@lorlolauren.bsky.social
Pearl, Ida, Mondo and stories 💙
Raging man-hating bitch. Invincible.
Raging man-hating bitch. Invincible.
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (one, lift off)
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (one, lift off)
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (one, lift off)
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (one, lift off)
Kristi Noem should go to jail for animal cruelty. Bitch.
It’s the “aw” in the background when the goat is mentioned. The pettiness of it all 😭
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Kristi Noem should go to jail for animal cruelty. Bitch.
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A photo-op with a rapist pedophile felon.
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A photo-op with a rapist pedophile felon.
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
Now, this is a tagline.
Kendrick Lamar and #SouthPark creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone’s upcoming comedy has been delayed indefinitely
The story follows a Black man interning as a slave reenactor at a history museum, where he discovers that his white gf’s ancestors once owned his family
The story follows a Black man interning as a slave reenactor at a history museum, where he discovers that his white gf’s ancestors once owned his family
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Now, this is a tagline.
That show, The Seduction, on HBO sucks. I wanted a sexy period drama and should’ve just watched Dangerous Liaisons, instead.
a man and a woman are looking at each other with the words tvresidence below them
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other with the words tvresidence below them
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
That show, The Seduction, on HBO sucks. I wanted a sexy period drama and should’ve just watched Dangerous Liaisons, instead.
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Did the extrajudicial killings in international waters stop when you entered the room?
Did ICE stop smashing car windows to drag away women and children?
Did Trump stop strong arming Ukraine as a fealty to Putin?
Why in the fuck are you grinning WHILE YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO A PEDOPHILE???
Did ICE stop smashing car windows to drag away women and children?
Did Trump stop strong arming Ukraine as a fealty to Putin?
Why in the fuck are you grinning WHILE YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO A PEDOPHILE???
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Did the extrajudicial killings in international waters stop when you entered the room?
Did ICE stop smashing car windows to drag away women and children?
Did Trump stop strong arming Ukraine as a fealty to Putin?
Why in the fuck are you grinning WHILE YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO A PEDOPHILE???
Did ICE stop smashing car windows to drag away women and children?
Did Trump stop strong arming Ukraine as a fealty to Putin?
Why in the fuck are you grinning WHILE YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO A PEDOPHILE???
Highly suspicious for both of them.
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Highly suspicious for both of them.
Trumpicity has been in our lives for a decade because of Putin.
TRUMP: The will lose in a short period of time
KILMEADE: The whole of Donbass
TRUMP: They're losing land. They're losing land.
KILMEADE: The whole of Donbass
TRUMP: They're losing land. They're losing land.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trumpicity has been in our lives for a decade because of Putin.
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
Because that hill is a giant sink hole and if ONLY it would swallow his fucking golf course on the other side.
Southern California has been experiencing severe rainstorms, which is stress testing our region’s critical infrastructure.
Pleased to announce I fought for and secured federal funding for Rolling Hills Estates to repair and upgrade stormwater resilience projects.
Pleased to announce I fought for and secured federal funding for Rolling Hills Estates to repair and upgrade stormwater resilience projects.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Because that hill is a giant sink hole and if ONLY it would swallow his fucking golf course on the other side.
America has an insane despot commander in chief but it’s just another no-biggie .
Sen. Elissa Slotkin tells NBC News that Capitol Police are now with her 24/7.
"We've had hundreds and hundreds, if not closer to 1000 threats come in to our phones, our emails" since Trump threatened her and other Democrats.
"We've had hundreds and hundreds, if not closer to 1000 threats come in to our phones, our emails" since Trump threatened her and other Democrats.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
America has an insane despot commander in chief but it’s just another no-biggie .
NYT always has been trump trash.
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
NYT always has been trump trash.
Must be nice to have election integrity.
“Sweden…to bolster security measures ahead of a general election next year *** Romania cancelled a presidential election outcome in Dec due to Russian interference, while Moldova recently called in EU assistance ahead of an election featuring cyberattacks it pinned on Moscow.” 11/21/25 … 1/
Sweden braces for election hacks ahead of 2026 vote
“Threats in the cyber domain are increasing,” says Stockholm’s civil defense minister.
www.politico.eu
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Must be nice to have election integrity.
It was totally predictable that Zosia was meant to be Carol’s love interest throughout Plurabus.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It was totally predictable that Zosia was meant to be Carol’s love interest throughout Plurabus.
I fell asleep during last week’s Pluribus and am low-key disappointed in it, mostly because I’m such a massive Gilligan/Breaking Bad fan, so it’s kind of impossible to live up to my expectations, but also because a lot of things just bug me about it.
an older man wearing glasses and a maroon sweater is smiling
ALT: an older man wearing glasses and a maroon sweater is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I fell asleep during last week’s Pluribus and am low-key disappointed in it, mostly because I’m such a massive Gilligan/Breaking Bad fan, so it’s kind of impossible to live up to my expectations, but also because a lot of things just bug me about it.
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Do you hear that, voters? You chose this man to lead you in the hopes that he would publicly call women piggies and tell them to shut up. He's done this for you, in your name.
Ain'tcha proud?
Ain'tcha proud?
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do you hear that, voters? You chose this man to lead you in the hopes that he would publicly call women piggies and tell them to shut up. He's done this for you, in your name.
Ain'tcha proud?
Ain'tcha proud?
Never has a prestige award diminished so fast. Anora, anyone?
The Academy Awards race is awash in money—an annual circus of consultants and events that nearly everyone involved seems to tolerate at best. So why does Hollywood keep doing it?
How to Win an Oscar—or Go Broke Trying
The Academy Awards race is awash in money—an annual circus of consultants and events that nearly everyone involved seems to tolerate at best. So why does Hollywood keep doing it?
www.vanityfair.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Never has a prestige award diminished so fast. Anora, anyone?
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
“Always projecting.”📣
HBIC Nancy Pelosi
HBIC Nancy Pelosi
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Always projecting.”📣
HBIC Nancy Pelosi
HBIC Nancy Pelosi
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10 Films That Influenced Vince Gilligan's Pluribus 👀
See what Gilligan has to say about each selection: boxd.it/QdKwM/detail
See what Gilligan has to say about each selection: boxd.it/QdKwM/detail
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
10 Films That Influenced Vince Gilligan's Pluribus 👀
See what Gilligan has to say about each selection: boxd.it/QdKwM/detail
See what Gilligan has to say about each selection: boxd.it/QdKwM/detail
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Trump has reportedly been in conversation with Paramount and his billionaire ally Larry Ellison about a potential takeover of CNN that would include firing journalists he dislikes.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump has reportedly been in conversation with Paramount and his billionaire ally Larry Ellison about a potential takeover of CNN that would include firing journalists he dislikes.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
25th Amendment Now.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is calling for the arrest, indictment, and imprisonment of lawmakers who reminded military leaders to follow their oaths, amplifying calls to "hang them."
A very serious morning. Spread the word. I have the latest:
open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
A very serious morning. Spread the word. I have the latest:
open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Trump Calls for Arrest of Democratic Lawmakers and Reposts Calls to "Hang Them"
Donald Trump is calling for the arrest, indictment, and imprisonment of lawmakers who reminded military leaders to follow their oaths, amplifying calls to "hang them." A very serious morning.
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
25th Amendment Now.
You’re welcome.
Though not especially publicized, Ken Burns’ PBS documentaries feature some of the most star-studded voiceover casts of any piece of content. #TheAmericanRevolution is no exception. THR breaks down who plays who:
Paul Giamatti Can’t Leave John Adams Alone: Who Plays Who in Ken Burns’ ‘The American Revolution’
Though not especially publicized, Ken Burns’ PBS documentaries feature some of the most star-studded voiceover casts of any piece of content. The American Revolution is no exception.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You’re welcome.