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Bruce Shark
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IMMA SHARK
Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff.
Mostly jolly, sometimes i get hangry.
Gud about sharing recipes and shit.
Don't be a dick.
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They should have a thing like this but for Sharks. Send people by me on rafts.
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Love him so i was rather hurt to hear he doesn't like us.

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January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
IMMA MUSIC!
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Yep he allegedly sent horrible things to his coworker on a project in a drunken stupor and she was terrified and had to lock and hide herself in a room away from him for 2 plus hours.
He also threatened to call I C E on her
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I'm so loveable looking!

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January 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Reposted by Bruce Shark
Wow🎢 PIANOMANNIAKS www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEK...
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A safe and Happy New Year to you!
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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A few works in progress ❀️πŸ₯ΉπŸ«₯
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I read her book....sad thing, her dying before she could know she was right all along.
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Just a reminder:

jeremy renner is a trash human.

Disgusting behavior, and vile threats made to a co worker.

Look it up

He's a bad guy.

I don't say this lightly.

Ewww
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It works on me
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You are awesome.

Good thoughts sent to you both.
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Yea that's our Avarice (Rice)

All of our cats are yappy, but Rice is EXTRA LOUD and he meows are piercing and hit a certain WHINE lvl.

It's a lot, especially at 2 a.m.
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
He is a bad human.

He means harm to anything, birds and cats, that get in the way of him speeding down our street.

He's crappy.
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
We went on an anniversary and it was wonderful.
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I have never been to a Waffle House

I would absolutely want to go.
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I approve heartily
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Yea there were 3 all white ones, he is the only survivor.

He will be striking when he grows in his butt sparkles.

Ghost sparkle chikkin.
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
🀣

We'll see.

He is hyper aggressive and I am glad he is kept in check.
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
So so many.

They figured out who the big softie is.

They also like the arboretum quality of our yards.

Lots of bugs and cool native plants.
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Nope.

Massive amounts of them in our and surrounding cities.

They were brought here by a rich dude many years ago, and they have flourished.

Free flight fowl, they go where they want.

They really like our property because i am nice to them.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I am definitely not confused.

Sparkle Chikkins are also Disco Chikkins that are also Drag Chikkins.
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Also, I hate that guy

We have an asshole that rolls down his car window to announce loudly

I HATE THESE FUCKING BIRDS I WILL HIT EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH MY CAR

We hate that guy.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM