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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪
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Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.
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lo 😉
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Ahhhh!!! 😂🤣
Its funny seeing Eric Cantor's name:
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Thank you for telling us all that you can't be bothered to vote in your own best interests unless Dems personally show up to give you a bj.

You are not a serious person.

You are a DANGEROUS person as you *still* advocate for civic irresponsibility in the name of ego defense despite fascism.
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Thank you for telling us all that you can't be bothered to vote in your own best interests unless Dems personally show up to give you a bj.

You are not a serious person.

You are a DANGEROUS person as you *still* advocate for civic irresponsibility in the name of ego defense despite fascism.
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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I feel like this should be a bigger story.

Also...I don't begrudge him for doing this because I know the reality of a budget and aspirational politics are often like oil and water.

What I do begrudge...all the super left bullying people because we pointed that out.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
Mamdani Reverses Campaign Promise to Expand Rental Assistance
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Had my colonoscopy today.

When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:

“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”

They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.

Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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This guy voted to keep DHS and ICE funded today.
Fetterman: "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use."
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Are you one of nearly 70 million American women who changed their names when they got married? 🙋‍♀️

Republicans in Congress want to make it harder for you to vote.

Tell your senator to oppose the SAVE Act. indivisible.org/actions/stop...
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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So what’s your excuse & reasoning for Mamdani who has a much more liberal political environment in NYC?

I mean it doesn’t get more liberal than NYC🤷🏾‍♀️If it can’t get done there…

Whispers…this is why I have a hard time taking y’all seriously.
Biden sucked because he had a majority & tried to use bipartisanship to get things done which ended up watering down his policies; something he should have known was going to happen after being VP for Obama
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Of course that long-necked descendant of enslavers Sen. Tom Cotton (R) didn't think the toenail eater did anything wrong.

Jared Kushner Named in Iran Spy Intercept Tied to Tulsi Gabbard Complaint: Reports - Newsweek share.google/IvexSfTbDmZU...
Jared Kushner named in Iran spy intercept tied to Gabbard complaint—Reports
A whistleblower complaint against Gabbard is tied to an Iran intercept mentioning Jared Kushner, according to reports.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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And he hasn’t even been charged. Yt privilege at play.
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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UPDATE WA STATE:

Update your bookmarks, Evergreen Staters! No Hate In WA State is organizing against the hateful anti-family legislation targeting trans families.

Don't let a CA millionaire push his agenda to target and abuse our kids. Say NO to hate & bullying!

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Learn about opposing IL26-001, IL26-638, two harmful initiatives on the November ballot that threaten student safety.
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February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The Nancy Guthrie story is confusing to me. They've gone past multiple deadlines.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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If any other religion in the US had arrest after arrest for child sex crimes, it would be a national emergency and people would want to ban it.

Tell me I'm wrong.
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
We went through something similar last summer just getting an enhanced license to fly domestically.
If I'd ever had kids, I would tell my daughter to keep her birth name. Don't even hyphenate.
Then I'd raise my son to be cool with a woman doing this.
If enough women start refusing to take their husband's name due to the difficulty of getting drivers licenses and being able to vote then maybe, just maybe that will make the bastards doing this to women think twice.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Avenger. Fist of Khonshu. Karnak Cowboy. Kidnap victim? 🌙

Whoever took Marc Spector is about to have a very, very bad night. Moon Knight is back!

Order your copy of Marc Spector: Moon Knight #1 below:
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#MoonKnight #ComicSky #Marvel
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I was granted $25,000 in student loan relief by President Joe Biden and it was struck down by Trumps 2016 supreme court who were put solely in place to protect pedophiles.
New all-time high for share of student loans in serious delinquency.

(via NY Fed / Schwab)
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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But what you don't seem to understand is that what you and your "comrades" did was - you rewarded the wealthy for meddling in elections. You rewarded Netanyahu for committing war crimes by giving them the President THEY wanted.

You rewarded racism by giving it power.

And you punished progress.
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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a what now
U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro tapped a dance photographer with very little experience in federal law enforcement to oversee the investigation of six Democratic law makers. That effort tried - and failed - to secure indictments on Tuesday.

news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
British woman Lucy Harrison ‘shot dead by father on US holiday after argument about Trump’ | The Independent share.google/flM95QxKxW3f...
British woman ‘shot dead by father on US holiday after argument about Trump’
Lucy Harrison’s boyfriend says he found her lying dead while her father screamed ‘nonsense’
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February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Age verification?
Too busy spritzing myself with this stuff
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Light up the phone lines. Light up your House Reps.
Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM