Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪
@blindmellojelly.bsky.social
Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.
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a what now
U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro tapped a dance photographer with very little experience in federal law enforcement to oversee the investigation of six Democratic law makers. That effort tried - and failed - to secure indictments on Tuesday.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
a what now
Mine too. It was my 💩. I smelled GOODT!!!
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Mine too. It was my 💩. I smelled GOODT!!!
British woman Lucy Harrison ‘shot dead by father on US holiday after argument about Trump’ | The Independent share.google/flM95QxKxW3f...
British woman ‘shot dead by father on US holiday after argument about Trump’
Lucy Harrison’s boyfriend says he found her lying dead while her father screamed ‘nonsense’
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February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
British woman Lucy Harrison ‘shot dead by father on US holiday after argument about Trump’ | The Independent share.google/flM95QxKxW3f...
Age verification?
Too busy spritzing myself with this stuff
Too busy spritzing myself with this stuff
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Age verification?
Too busy spritzing myself with this stuff
Too busy spritzing myself with this stuff
Oh?! Ok, now...
a woman in a red hat is holding a cup and a ball in her hand .
ALT: a woman in a red hat is holding a cup and a ball in her hand .
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February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Oh?! Ok, now...
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Light up the phone lines. Light up your House Reps.
Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Light up the phone lines. Light up your House Reps.
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Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
U.S. halts all flights at El Paso airport in Texas for 10 days share.google/hTQp1y8B2EKT...
FAA abruptly lifts order halting El Paso flights; Trump official says Defense Dept. disabled Mexican cartel drones
A Trump administration official said the Department of Defense disabled Mexican cartel drones that had breached U.S. airspace.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
U.S. halts all flights at El Paso airport in Texas for 10 days share.google/hTQp1y8B2EKT...
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Imagine representing women who changed their name when they got married, and are worried they might not be able to vote under the Save Act, but your objection is to the requirement to give citizens a way to make a free photocopy of their ID.
(NOT free photocopy services. A copy of their ID.)
(NOT free photocopy services. A copy of their ID.)
Call me a perfectionist but if your legislation requires government to provide free photocopy services, you have not written a good piece of legislation.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Imagine representing women who changed their name when they got married, and are worried they might not be able to vote under the Save Act, but your objection is to the requirement to give citizens a way to make a free photocopy of their ID.
(NOT free photocopy services. A copy of their ID.)
(NOT free photocopy services. A copy of their ID.)
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She is. Her work on the Momnibus Act is nothing short of groundbreaking and incredible. To bring this up on the floor and pass/keep passing it is amazing. Life changing. Life saving legislation. A true family values act.
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
She is. Her work on the Momnibus Act is nothing short of groundbreaking and incredible. To bring this up on the floor and pass/keep passing it is amazing. Life changing. Life saving legislation. A true family values act.
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She’s a policy expert through professional experience and she writes bills and persuades based on policy!
@underwood.house.gov is the definition of an effective leader in Congress
@underwood.house.gov is the definition of an effective leader in Congress
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
She’s a policy expert through professional experience and she writes bills and persuades based on policy!
@underwood.house.gov is the definition of an effective leader in Congress
@underwood.house.gov is the definition of an effective leader in Congress
To do what rep Underwood does requires work.
At least I know who she is now bc I always figured she was in a conservative district. Lauren Underwood is too but she doesn’t sell out her values- she’s puts her constituents first. The Democratic platform is the platform of regular ppl and she leans into it and they love her for it. Authenticity
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
To do what rep Underwood does requires work.
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At least I know who she is now bc I always figured she was in a conservative district. Lauren Underwood is too but she doesn’t sell out her values- she’s puts her constituents first. The Democratic platform is the platform of regular ppl and she leans into it and they love her for it. Authenticity
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
At least I know who she is now bc I always figured she was in a conservative district. Lauren Underwood is too but she doesn’t sell out her values- she’s puts her constituents first. The Democratic platform is the platform of regular ppl and she leans into it and they love her for it. Authenticity
THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Not at all.
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Not at all.
It's her schtick. She once said she thinks the "Democrats have lost their minds". It's all a way for her to appeal to those nitwits in that district. She doesn't know what she's talking about. It's performative.
'BUT SHE'S YOUNG, THO!!!'
'BUT SHE'S YOUNG, THO!!!'
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
It's her schtick. She once said she thinks the "Democrats have lost their minds". It's all a way for her to appeal to those nitwits in that district. She doesn't know what she's talking about. It's performative.
'BUT SHE'S YOUNG, THO!!!'
'BUT SHE'S YOUNG, THO!!!'
Blue Dog Democrat. She represents conservative SW Washington.🙄
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Blue Dog Democrat. She represents conservative SW Washington.🙄
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Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
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"Ghislaine Maxwell is a monster."
And every time he mentions her in his statement, he says, "Ghislaine Maxwell, the monster." It's quite effective.
And every time he mentions her in his statement, he says, "Ghislaine Maxwell, the monster." It's quite effective.
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
"Ghislaine Maxwell is a monster."
And every time he mentions her in his statement, he says, "Ghislaine Maxwell, the monster." It's quite effective.
And every time he mentions her in his statement, he says, "Ghislaine Maxwell, the monster." It's quite effective.
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🧵 Life in MN.
You can be a helper from far away. There’s a link to a website where you can donate to several organizations. Choose what speaks to you.
You can be a helper from far away. There’s a link to a website where you can donate to several organizations. Choose what speaks to you.
Living in Minnesota right now feels like being in the emergency room. Literally everyone is suffering in different ways, even if it's "just" a badly twisted ankle rather than a kidney stone or a full-on heart attack. The staff are working as hard as they can but energy and resources are dwindling.
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
🧵 Life in MN.
You can be a helper from far away. There’s a link to a website where you can donate to several organizations. Choose what speaks to you.
You can be a helper from far away. There’s a link to a website where you can donate to several organizations. Choose what speaks to you.
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New StarTalk episode I did with @chucknicecomic.bsky.social and Neil Tyson just dropped.
Missions to Venus, Aliens, Star Trek, History of the Future… Fun!
🧪🔭👽🪐
youtu.be/lpY0iY5PgRg?...
Missions to Venus, Aliens, Star Trek, History of the Future… Fun!
🧪🔭👽🪐
youtu.be/lpY0iY5PgRg?...
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
New StarTalk episode I did with @chucknicecomic.bsky.social and Neil Tyson just dropped.
Missions to Venus, Aliens, Star Trek, History of the Future… Fun!
🧪🔭👽🪐
youtu.be/lpY0iY5PgRg?...
Missions to Venus, Aliens, Star Trek, History of the Future… Fun!
🧪🔭👽🪐
youtu.be/lpY0iY5PgRg?...
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“U.S. is secretly deporting Palestinians to West Bank”
Bye. ✌🏾
Bye. ✌🏾
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
“U.S. is secretly deporting Palestinians to West Bank”
Bye. ✌🏾
Bye. ✌🏾
The current Secretary of the Navy's name showed up in THOSE files.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The current Secretary of the Navy's name showed up in THOSE files.
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Exactly.
It’s blowing my mind that lots of folks don’t realize the mental toll the November 2024 election took on us.
Those people really decided not having a BW was more important than keeping a deranged convicted rapist dictator out of office…after he told them exactly what he was going to do.
It’s blowing my mind that lots of folks don’t realize the mental toll the November 2024 election took on us.
Those people really decided not having a BW was more important than keeping a deranged convicted rapist dictator out of office…after he told them exactly what he was going to do.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Exactly.
It’s blowing my mind that lots of folks don’t realize the mental toll the November 2024 election took on us.
Those people really decided not having a BW was more important than keeping a deranged convicted rapist dictator out of office…after he told them exactly what he was going to do.
It’s blowing my mind that lots of folks don’t realize the mental toll the November 2024 election took on us.
Those people really decided not having a BW was more important than keeping a deranged convicted rapist dictator out of office…after he told them exactly what he was going to do.
Do you all remember the award show JAY-Z performed "99 Problems" and this 🤡 was on stage with him and forgot his lyrics?
(He was supposed to do the cops part.)
(He was supposed to do the cops part.)
In case there’s still any confusion about what they actually mean by that…
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Do you all remember the award show JAY-Z performed "99 Problems" and this 🤡 was on stage with him and forgot his lyrics?
(He was supposed to do the cops part.)
(He was supposed to do the cops part.)