Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen, set up the hubs breakfast station, threw in laundry, cleaned the kitty litter, and fed the boys. They're doing zoomies and wrestling in 16 degree horse shit cold.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen, set up the hubs breakfast station, threw in laundry, cleaned the kitty litter, and fed the boys. They're doing zoomies and wrestling in 16 degree horse shit cold.
I called our weekly office meetings "Masters of The Universe Competition." 7 women and 2 men, and guess who would always take over and argue? I'd text our secretary and guidance counselor, "Can they just whip it out and measure and get it the fuck over with?"
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I called our weekly office meetings "Masters of The Universe Competition." 7 women and 2 men, and guess who would always take over and argue? I'd text our secretary and guidance counselor, "Can they just whip it out and measure and get it the fuck over with?"
The tradition at Nippert Stadium continues😂 The last year of Cinqo de Stratford, some doodle dicks set a couch on fire in the street, and my friend got pepper sprayed by CPD.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The tradition at Nippert Stadium continues😂 The last year of Cinqo de Stratford, some doodle dicks set a couch on fire in the street, and my friend got pepper sprayed by CPD.
I can't sleep, so I have coffee and a very spoiled doggy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I can't sleep, so I have coffee and a very spoiled doggy.
The unfinished side of the basement is my enemy. Old houses are a damn trip.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The unfinished side of the basement is my enemy. Old houses are a damn trip.
Welp, if these last couple days is any indication about how winter is going to go - fuck. We're going to get second fall, and then happy fun arctic blasty time. @seanherrala.bsky.social - you've got fainting iguanas!
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Welp, if these last couple days is any indication about how winter is going to go - fuck. We're going to get second fall, and then happy fun arctic blasty time. @seanherrala.bsky.social - you've got fainting iguanas!
That mother dick property group - you dirty bitches when I catch you.
My mom is currently in the hospital on comfort care... which means I'm about to be an orphan. Even when you know it's a fate that awaits us all and we all just assume we'll outlive our parents, this just... this sucks.
I have a million thoughts running through my head and no idea what to do.
I have a million thoughts running through my head and no idea what to do.
a black and white photo of trees with the words " i 'm not ok " written on them
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November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That mother dick property group - you dirty bitches when I catch you.
Jimi takes his civic responsibility SERIOUSLY!
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jimi takes his civic responsibility SERIOUSLY!
I...okay.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I...okay.
Just woke up from a nap - I deserved every single block I got. I said this morning I wasn't with the shits, and was going to be on one😂 Plus it's cold as balls, and it makes me cranky pants.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just woke up from a nap - I deserved every single block I got. I said this morning I wasn't with the shits, and was going to be on one😂 Plus it's cold as balls, and it makes me cranky pants.
I was going to take a nap and my stomach started growling. Captain Dumbshit here forgot to eat. I made French toast, scrambled eggs, and air fried frozen Arby’s fries. Running a classy operation here😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I was going to take a nap and my stomach started growling. Captain Dumbshit here forgot to eat. I made French toast, scrambled eggs, and air fried frozen Arby’s fries. Running a classy operation here😂
I’m taking a nap - stop being a silly doodle with your buzzword bingo, resisty pants😂 Y’all are unserious.
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m taking a nap - stop being a silly doodle with your buzzword bingo, resisty pants😂 Y’all are unserious.
Vacuumed the house, and almost have this wall in the basement painted. I need to move this armoire thingy down here, but it's a big bitch. I think the house was built around it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Vacuumed the house, and almost have this wall in the basement painted. I need to move this armoire thingy down here, but it's a big bitch. I think the house was built around it.
It's Hunter boot season! There was 3 goddamn inches of snow on the car from the drifts. These are seriously the greatest damn investment for rain and snow. It would be -20 at car rider, and my legs would be sweating like crazy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's Hunter boot season! There was 3 goddamn inches of snow on the car from the drifts. These are seriously the greatest damn investment for rain and snow. It would be -20 at car rider, and my legs would be sweating like crazy.
No one will ever top the 10 year old that called me "Funeral shoes." You worrying about my estrogen levels and Palestine, and not how you can't afford a house or pay off your student loans is a choice. Oh well, pookie.
Now when I say you look like Ozzy Osbourne on a few months of estrogen, that's at least an admirable attempt at a burn
Ol crazy train looking ass
Ol crazy train looking ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No one will ever top the 10 year old that called me "Funeral shoes." You worrying about my estrogen levels and Palestine, and not how you can't afford a house or pay off your student loans is a choice. Oh well, pookie.
You wanna come help my elite-ass paint the basement? Harris had a plan for first-time home buyers, but you chose the TikToks for a cause thousands of miles away. Couldn't be me😂
For starters you just flexed owning a house, something the average person can't relate to so that puts you closer to elite than either of us
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You wanna come help my elite-ass paint the basement? Harris had a plan for first-time home buyers, but you chose the TikToks for a cause thousands of miles away. Couldn't be me😂
Y'all are a bunch of silly pants. Went the IT lady says you're too online, you're too online. Kids are starving, and you're giving to fake GFMs "verified" by a white lady in Berlin that's going to end up on a Netflix documentary and wanted by INTERPOL😂
Is it a lie she wouldn't break from Biden on Palestine
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Y'all are a bunch of silly pants. Went the IT lady says you're too online, you're too online. Kids are starving, and you're giving to fake GFMs "verified" by a white lady in Berlin that's going to end up on a Netflix documentary and wanted by INTERPOL😂
You don't get to do that silly shit as a Dem in Indiana, goofy🥳 Am I a bot, a troll, or going through religious psychosis? I just took me a hot shower and smelling like almond cookie oil, eating pizza, and watching my stories, so lemme know!
Going through religious psychosis just like their maga counterparts
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You don't get to do that silly shit as a Dem in Indiana, goofy🥳 Am I a bot, a troll, or going through religious psychosis? I just took me a hot shower and smelling like almond cookie oil, eating pizza, and watching my stories, so lemme know!
My annual pep talk to my southern friends - when/if it snows down there and people up here give you shit, the dingle dicks here had the freeways a mess this morning and we got like an 1". The garbage truck also just did a slidy roo right past my house.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My annual pep talk to my southern friends - when/if it snows down there and people up here give you shit, the dingle dicks here had the freeways a mess this morning and we got like an 1". The garbage truck also just did a slidy roo right past my house.
Hubs is going to come down to the basement and be all wtf, Misty😂 I’ve hated this mint green wall for 18 years, dammit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hubs is going to come down to the basement and be all wtf, Misty😂 I’ve hated this mint green wall for 18 years, dammit.
Cleaned the kitchen and the bathroom. Got this bitch smelling like 409, Lysol, Dawn, and toilet bowl cleaner at 5am🥳 Hubs woke up to use the bathroom and saw me scrubbing the kitchen floor and just shook his head lol.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Cleaned the kitchen and the bathroom. Got this bitch smelling like 409, Lysol, Dawn, and toilet bowl cleaner at 5am🥳 Hubs woke up to use the bathroom and saw me scrubbing the kitchen floor and just shook his head lol.
It got COLDER in the last hour?!! Fuuuuuck this state😭
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It got COLDER in the last hour?!! Fuuuuuck this state😭
Oh lordy, the boys are doing snow covered 4:30am driveway wrestling zoomies.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Oh lordy, the boys are doing snow covered 4:30am driveway wrestling zoomies.
This man on the big balls game show confidently thought you could see Pluto from Earth.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This man on the big balls game show confidently thought you could see Pluto from Earth.
I woke up and looked at my phone like, fuuuuuck - 2am?! This cold isn't going to stop me from white trashing it out in the garage, though. I have two electric blankets and coffee, baby!🥳
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I woke up and looked at my phone like, fuuuuuck - 2am?! This cold isn't going to stop me from white trashing it out in the garage, though. I have two electric blankets and coffee, baby!🥳