Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
This man, that I'm about to celebrate my 26th anniversary with said last night when I opened the freezer, "I got into your ice cream; you haven't touched it in a month." And why is that, you fucker😂
a woman wearing a blue sweater and earrings is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue sweater and earrings is sitting on a couch .
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February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This man, that I'm about to celebrate my 26th anniversary with said last night when I opened the freezer, "I got into your ice cream; you haven't touched it in a month." And why is that, you fucker😂
Got to love old houses. Our shower is either surface of the sun, or Hoth. Helps with exfoliation I guess. I'm all scrubbed, lotioned, and oiled up with lemon grass tea. Definitely feel a million times better than when I woke up.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Got to love old houses. Our shower is either surface of the sun, or Hoth. Helps with exfoliation I guess. I'm all scrubbed, lotioned, and oiled up with lemon grass tea. Definitely feel a million times better than when I woke up.
Waking up at 3:30am with the glorious night sweats, but also intense cramps is some horse shit. Pick a battle, because I feel like a knife is in my stomach, but also dealing with underhonk sweatage😒
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Waking up at 3:30am with the glorious night sweats, but also intense cramps is some horse shit. Pick a battle, because I feel like a knife is in my stomach, but also dealing with underhonk sweatage😒
Two parts of sad to this - 1. The little boy having access to a gun. 2. The teacher knew how to treat his wounds because we had annual stem the bleed training in case of a school shooting.
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Two parts of sad to this - 1. The little boy having access to a gun. 2. The teacher knew how to treat his wounds because we had annual stem the bleed training in case of a school shooting.
Watching the "Becoming" documentary, and this will still be one of the greatest photos ever😂
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Watching the "Becoming" documentary, and this will still be one of the greatest photos ever😂
Watching the "Becoming" documentary. I laughed when FLOTUS Obama said if she wanted her music to be inspirational, or thump it out. My morning commute was 30 minutes, and it started inspirational, and the running joke was my coworker's daughter could hear me rolling up to school a block away😂
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Watching the "Becoming" documentary. I laughed when FLOTUS Obama said if she wanted her music to be inspirational, or thump it out. My morning commute was 30 minutes, and it started inspirational, and the running joke was my coworker's daughter could hear me rolling up to school a block away😂
The hub's found his prizes I got him. Also note the painter's tape still on the ceiling I asked him to remove months ago. Shitbird😂
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The hub's found his prizes I got him. Also note the painter's tape still on the ceiling I asked him to remove months ago. Shitbird😂
Y'all in the comments still falling for propaganda like my Boomer Qnut MIL. Good luck to ya. Give Vermont Jesus his fifth home while you can't pay your student loans, and get ready for taking care of aging parents with zero help.
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Y'all in the comments still falling for propaganda like my Boomer Qnut MIL. Good luck to ya. Give Vermont Jesus his fifth home while you can't pay your student loans, and get ready for taking care of aging parents with zero help.
Got to love the logic the last few days in the town where I worked. "The kids could get hurt!" But also, "I'm gonna bring my shootaroo on school grounds, and run the kids over." These morons don't realize admins can see who's posting anonymously, or with nicknames.
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Got to love the logic the last few days in the town where I worked. "The kids could get hurt!" But also, "I'm gonna bring my shootaroo on school grounds, and run the kids over." These morons don't realize admins can see who's posting anonymously, or with nicknames.
Hub's is an IU alumni, and I got him a surprise. I just threw them in the washer and going to hang them in his closet and say nothing. He's really been wanting to get a couple shirts, but hates treating himself.
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Hub's is an IU alumni, and I got him a surprise. I just threw them in the washer and going to hang them in his closet and say nothing. He's really been wanting to get a couple shirts, but hates treating himself.
The amount of comments I see like this. Buddy, I need you to go ahead and sit in class with your kiddo. I'm also laughing at all the indoctrination comments, like we didn't have students wearing maga hats and having big-ass maga flags on their pickups, when they couldn't even vote.
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The amount of comments I see like this. Buddy, I need you to go ahead and sit in class with your kiddo. I'm also laughing at all the indoctrination comments, like we didn't have students wearing maga hats and having big-ass maga flags on their pickups, when they couldn't even vote.
I'm not a parent, but I've seen these talking point for days. These kids are smart, they're more connected than we ever were growing up, and they know. The mental gymnastics of teachers are indoctrinating the kids, but the kids need to be in class learning. Okey dokey.
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I'm not a parent, but I've seen these talking point for days. These kids are smart, they're more connected than we ever were growing up, and they know. The mental gymnastics of teachers are indoctrinating the kids, but the kids need to be in class learning. Okey dokey.
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
White people is why we have Trump. Tada!
Donald Trump didn't break the political system on his own.
Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
White people is why we have Trump. Tada!
Took myself a nap after my brother sent me this pic of me and my mom at her wedding - he's a photographer. She looked so beautiful and was the happiest I had seen her in a long time.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Took myself a nap after my brother sent me this pic of me and my mom at her wedding - he's a photographer. She looked so beautiful and was the happiest I had seen her in a long time.
Smashing chocolate covered cherries, some ice cream, and pimple patches on my face.
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying seriously call kenny loggins
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying seriously call kenny loggins
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February 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Smashing chocolate covered cherries, some ice cream, and pimple patches on my face.
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
Vacuum sealer ftw! I can't believe it's going to be our 20th wedding anniversary, but our Kitchen Aid mixer is still going strong and the best gift we received. The grater attachment is amazing. 5lbs of potatoes shredded in minutes. Threw in salt, pepper, and chives.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Vacuum sealer ftw! I can't believe it's going to be our 20th wedding anniversary, but our Kitchen Aid mixer is still going strong and the best gift we received. The grater attachment is amazing. 5lbs of potatoes shredded in minutes. Threw in salt, pepper, and chives.
Welp, welcome to the party. I resigned from my job in public ed of 17 years because of dumb dick publications like the Washington Post posting harmful rhetoric about my profession. Yeehaw🥳
I am part of the mass layoffs at the Washington Post.
I am sad and angry. We all want to keep doing the work.
But for now I want to document a reality of being in journalism today.
I am sad and angry. We all want to keep doing the work.
But for now I want to document a reality of being in journalism today.
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Welp, welcome to the party. I resigned from my job in public ed of 17 years because of dumb dick publications like the Washington Post posting harmful rhetoric about my profession. Yeehaw🥳
Why raise that kind of money for media ventures, when you can just shit post about Dems for engagement for free🤷♀️
democrats raised $57 MILLION so jaime harrison could lose to lindsey graham by 10. imagine if they had launched 5 media ventures instead, including one focused on south carolina with the goal of turning the state blue. www.politico.com/news/2020/10...
Jaime Harrison shatters Senate fundraising record for South Carolina race
Harrison, the Democratic nominee against GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham, raised $57 million in the third quarter of this year, blowing past Beto O'Rourke's 2018 record.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Why raise that kind of money for media ventures, when you can just shit post about Dems for engagement for free🤷♀️
Reposted by Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
Kick out girls (trans and cis) and push the indoctrination of the christian religion exclusively. Those are the two "core values" the federal government requires. The next requirement will be only white boys.
Pentagon threatens to cut ties with Scouting America over ‘core values’
Defense department says it may end support unless youth group abandons inclusivity and returns to ‘God and country’ values
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Kick out girls (trans and cis) and push the indoctrination of the christian religion exclusively. Those are the two "core values" the federal government requires. The next requirement will be only white boys.