Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
These ww accounts, whoo boy. Glad Boner Dad and Uncle Butts liked it for your titty pics, Sarah. Guess which party has a real fucking problem with sex workers? You're not safe there, pookie.
Well, that was an easy block.
Super tired of people going out of their way to find “reasons” to blame Democrats for things Trump did.
Super tired of people going out of their way to find “reasons” to blame Democrats for things Trump did.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
These ww accounts, whoo boy. Glad Boner Dad and Uncle Butts liked it for your titty pics, Sarah. Guess which party has a real fucking problem with sex workers? You're not safe there, pookie.
3:30am and I had my birria tacos, prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the bathroom and kitchen, and scooped the shit rake boxes. Watching Major Crimes, and need to stay up until 5 to feed the butthole dogs, or they'll wake me up. Asshole insomnia just whooping my ass.
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
3:30am and I had my birria tacos, prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the bathroom and kitchen, and scooped the shit rake boxes. Watching Major Crimes, and need to stay up until 5 to feed the butthole dogs, or they'll wake me up. Asshole insomnia just whooping my ass.
Woke up with a big-ass headache. My dumb brain was going into overdrive last night, and I knew I wouldn't be able to stay asleep. At least I have 100lb snow dog keeping me company.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Woke up with a big-ass headache. My dumb brain was going into overdrive last night, and I knew I wouldn't be able to stay asleep. At least I have 100lb snow dog keeping me company.
If you could please share.
Sign the Petition
Pass Hailey’s Law: "Pink Alert" and Mandated Grooming Awareness Education in Schools
www.change.org
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
If you could please share.
Thank you everyone for getting word out about Hailey. I am devastated, and I hope the monster gets every charge thrown at him.
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Thank you everyone for getting word out about Hailey. I am devastated, and I hope the monster gets every charge thrown at him.
Welp, fuck you, too. May want to take a looksy doodle at what's happening with the Vonnegut family here in Indy, Vonnegut stan. Guess what? Not good. They're in business with a big Trumper ICE supporter.
Except shes committed to keeping the Fillibuster so fuck her. We can not allow all this work to be squandered by some parliamentarians bullshit again.
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Welp, fuck you, too. May want to take a looksy doodle at what's happening with the Vonnegut family here in Indy, Vonnegut stan. Guess what? Not good. They're in business with a big Trumper ICE supporter.
The botty bots of "strongly worded letter" are out.
Black History is American History.
Republican extremists want to whitewash our struggle, our journey and our substantial contributions to the nation.
We will never let that happen.
Republican extremists want to whitewash our struggle, our journey and our substantial contributions to the nation.
We will never let that happen.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The botty bots of "strongly worded letter" are out.
The Captain Chaos sock dispensary has been washed and replenished. Hub's is all, "Babe, just put them in the dresser." What the hell fun is that? This is entertaining to shit😂
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The Captain Chaos sock dispensary has been washed and replenished. Hub's is all, "Babe, just put them in the dresser." What the hell fun is that? This is entertaining to shit😂
Imagine saying "Shitsnotreal," and then saying your German ancestors were just colonizers. Nice pfp, goofy pants. Totes Cherokee and American - for sure😂
I wish for Shitsnotreal to be abolished, but if that's what you consider support, so be it. I'm a privileged white American, so yes, I'm sure that even though my Cherokee, Irish, and Scot weren't, my German and French definitely were colonizers.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Imagine saying "Shitsnotreal," and then saying your German ancestors were just colonizers. Nice pfp, goofy pants. Totes Cherokee and American - for sure😂
For washers to work, you need to close the lid. At least all the socks are nice and soaked in detergent.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
For washers to work, you need to close the lid. At least all the socks are nice and soaked in detergent.
Captain Chaos February 1st sock haul! He likes to give me his little death stare and then follows me down to the basement when I throw it all in the washer.
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Captain Chaos February 1st sock haul! He likes to give me his little death stare and then follows me down to the basement when I throw it all in the washer.
Got to love Apollo - he’s my shadow, and when he’s tired of my insomnia bs, he just stares at me, and then goes to bed. Trying the sleep thing again with this goofball 100lb dog next to me.
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Got to love Apollo - he’s my shadow, and when he’s tired of my insomnia bs, he just stares at me, and then goes to bed. Trying the sleep thing again with this goofball 100lb dog next to me.
Lol, my friend I've known since kindergarten messaged me after seeing my quessabirria pics & said, "You out-Mexicaned me." I used to make jalapeno mac & cheese with her & her mom when we were little. Got a seed in my eye once. That sucked. Wouldn't call mine authentic, but I'll take the compliment😂
February 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Lol, my friend I've known since kindergarten messaged me after seeing my quessabirria pics & said, "You out-Mexicaned me." I used to make jalapeno mac & cheese with her & her mom when we were little. Got a seed in my eye once. That sucked. Wouldn't call mine authentic, but I'll take the compliment😂
It's currently 1, up from zero a couple hours ago. I really hope this means an end to this. This winter has been fucking brutal, but climate change is a hoax and shit. When those temps get above freezing, it's going to flood.
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
It's currently 1, up from zero a couple hours ago. I really hope this means an end to this. This winter has been fucking brutal, but climate change is a hoax and shit. When those temps get above freezing, it's going to flood.
Welp, things are absolutely crazy town, but at least I have my birria leftovers. Silver lining, I guess.
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Welp, things are absolutely crazy town, but at least I have my birria leftovers. Silver lining, I guess.
Dems flip a seat, but also Dems, are you paying attention? Y'all are beyond unserious people. If I was this thirsty for dipshit engagement, someone needs to come take my phone and laptop.
You know who really ought to pay attention the result in TX Sen 9? Democratic leadership in Congress.
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Dems flip a seat, but also Dems, are you paying attention? Y'all are beyond unserious people. If I was this thirsty for dipshit engagement, someone needs to come take my phone and laptop.
Good lord, I'm gonna look like the Charlie Day meme explaining all this shit to the husband tomorrow.
what do you even do if you're a /pol/ chud at this point
imagine learning that your whole youth radicalization that defined a decade or more of your life might have only happened because the owner of your favorite anime forum took advice from the LeBron James of pedophiles
imagine learning that your whole youth radicalization that defined a decade or more of your life might have only happened because the owner of your favorite anime forum took advice from the LeBron James of pedophiles
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Good lord, I'm gonna look like the Charlie Day meme explaining all this shit to the husband tomorrow.
Blow my balloon knot into a fun animal. White women have agency, and they voted for this shit.
You find it sad? I find it sad these same women voted against their own students and jobs. Voted for a Nazi Lt. Governor and qnut for the school board that targeted our trans kids. Keep giving them hugs though. They have agency. Stop cuddling them.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Blow my balloon knot into a fun animal. White women have agency, and they voted for this shit.
White woman here - yeah, they need to be told to shut the fuck up because it's usually performative horse shit, and the biggest back stabbers at work. The biggest offenders live in my state, and voted for that rapist, and can go roll into traffic.
For the record:
No, white women absolutely do not have to and should not be told to "shut up" about misogyny, and I don't give a fuck how many of them voted for a rapist.
Also no, white women absolutely should not screamcry when a black woman points out that the majority of them voted for a rapist
No, white women absolutely do not have to and should not be told to "shut up" about misogyny, and I don't give a fuck how many of them voted for a rapist.
Also no, white women absolutely should not screamcry when a black woman points out that the majority of them voted for a rapist
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
White woman here - yeah, they need to be told to shut the fuck up because it's usually performative horse shit, and the biggest back stabbers at work. The biggest offenders live in my state, and voted for that rapist, and can go roll into traffic.
How about white men just get therapy instead and stop listening to pod bros? Idiocracy shouldn't be a documentary, and education shouldn't be a bad word. Your family tree shouldn't be a wreath.
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
How about white men just get therapy instead and stop listening to pod bros? Idiocracy shouldn't be a documentary, and education shouldn't be a bad word. Your family tree shouldn't be a wreath.
Lol, they spent fucking what??😂
“Melania” opened in theaters Friday after Amazon spent $40 million for the rights and another $35 million to market and distribute it.
‘Melania’ Movie Roasted As ‘Propaganda’ By Critics In First Reviews
“Melania” opened in theaters Friday after Amazon spent $40 million for the rights and another $35 million to market and distribute it.
www.forbes.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Lol, they spent fucking what??😂
Ummm, soooo, yikes.
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Ummm, soooo, yikes.
Wooo I did it!! I shredded some fresh oaxaca cheese, chopped onion, cilantro and squeezed lime.
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Wooo I did it!! I shredded some fresh oaxaca cheese, chopped onion, cilantro and squeezed lime.
Uh it is you, and you are the company you keep. If your co-owner is posting bigoted and racist shit on FB publically, you knew exactly who she was. Get wrecked.
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Uh it is you, and you are the company you keep. If your co-owner is posting bigoted and racist shit on FB publically, you knew exactly who she was. Get wrecked.
Seared the meat, and blended all the chilies, veggies, and spices.
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Seared the meat, and blended all the chilies, veggies, and spices.