Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
White people is why we have Trump. Tada!
Donald Trump didn't break the political system on his own.
Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
White people is why we have Trump. Tada!
Took myself a nap after my brother sent me this pic of me and my mom at her wedding - he's a photographer. She looked so beautiful and was the happiest I had seen her in a long time.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Took myself a nap after my brother sent me this pic of me and my mom at her wedding - he's a photographer. She looked so beautiful and was the happiest I had seen her in a long time.
Smashing chocolate covered cherries, some ice cream, and pimple patches on my face.
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying seriously call kenny loggins
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying seriously call kenny loggins
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Smashing chocolate covered cherries, some ice cream, and pimple patches on my face.
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
Hubs: "Are you okay?"
Vacuum sealer ftw! I can't believe it's going to be our 20th wedding anniversary, but our Kitchen Aid mixer is still going strong and the best gift we received. The grater attachment is amazing. 5lbs of potatoes shredded in minutes. Threw in salt, pepper, and chives.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Vacuum sealer ftw! I can't believe it's going to be our 20th wedding anniversary, but our Kitchen Aid mixer is still going strong and the best gift we received. The grater attachment is amazing. 5lbs of potatoes shredded in minutes. Threw in salt, pepper, and chives.
Welp, welcome to the party. I resigned from my job in public ed of 17 years because of dumb dick publications like the Washington Post posting harmful rhetoric about my profession. Yeehaw🥳
I am part of the mass layoffs at the Washington Post.
I am sad and angry. We all want to keep doing the work.
But for now I want to document a reality of being in journalism today.
I am sad and angry. We all want to keep doing the work.
But for now I want to document a reality of being in journalism today.
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Welp, welcome to the party. I resigned from my job in public ed of 17 years because of dumb dick publications like the Washington Post posting harmful rhetoric about my profession. Yeehaw🥳
Why raise that kind of money for media ventures, when you can just shit post about Dems for engagement for free🤷♀️
democrats raised $57 MILLION so jaime harrison could lose to lindsey graham by 10. imagine if they had launched 5 media ventures instead, including one focused on south carolina with the goal of turning the state blue. www.politico.com/news/2020/10...
Jaime Harrison shatters Senate fundraising record for South Carolina race
Harrison, the Democratic nominee against GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham, raised $57 million in the third quarter of this year, blowing past Beto O'Rourke's 2018 record.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Why raise that kind of money for media ventures, when you can just shit post about Dems for engagement for free🤷♀️
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Kick out girls (trans and cis) and push the indoctrination of the christian religion exclusively. Those are the two "core values" the federal government requires. The next requirement will be only white boys.
Pentagon threatens to cut ties with Scouting America over ‘core values’
Defense department says it may end support unless youth group abandons inclusivity and returns to ‘God and country’ values
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Kick out girls (trans and cis) and push the indoctrination of the christian religion exclusively. Those are the two "core values" the federal government requires. The next requirement will be only white boys.
Me in Indiana - I figured that shit out pretty easily years ago, and why my county is one of the only blue ones. I guess my fellow whites are gonna have to learn this shit the super hard way. Dummies.
"None of us figured out how to avoid being here."
IT WAS CALLED "FILL IN A LITTLE OVAL NEXT TO THE BLACK LADY'S NAME IN NOVEMBER 2024."
IT WAS CALLED "FILL IN A LITTLE OVAL NEXT TO THE BLACK LADY'S NAME IN NOVEMBER 2024."
The difference between anarchism and liberalism on this front is that anarchism has never been successful at anything. Anarchists have barely mastered "running an off-putting bookstore"
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Me in Indiana - I figured that shit out pretty easily years ago, and why my county is one of the only blue ones. I guess my fellow whites are gonna have to learn this shit the super hard way. Dummies.
I always think of those military movies when they get put on potato peeling duty. I peeled 5lbs of potatoes, and going to shred and deep freeze these bad boys. Got them at Aldi for $2.50.
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I always think of those military movies when they get put on potato peeling duty. I peeled 5lbs of potatoes, and going to shred and deep freeze these bad boys. Got them at Aldi for $2.50.
OMG - the shitbird pos school board guy posted his own Happy Boss's Day and tried to make it seem like his coworkers did it😂 "Our team is grateful for your leadership, support, and passion for brightening this world." You fucking insecure nerd.
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
OMG - the shitbird pos school board guy posted his own Happy Boss's Day and tried to make it seem like his coworkers did it😂 "Our team is grateful for your leadership, support, and passion for brightening this world." You fucking insecure nerd.
I live in Indiana and cleaned the house and am watching Wildcard Kitchen. I also have an alarm set to call my shit Senators later - it's called multitasking.
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I live in Indiana and cleaned the house and am watching Wildcard Kitchen. I also have an alarm set to call my shit Senators later - it's called multitasking.
Watching the Selena y Los Dinos documentary. I can't believe it's been almost 31 years. My childhood best friend introduced me to her music, and it's still so amazing. Still makes me so damn sad.
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Watching the Selena y Los Dinos documentary. I can't believe it's been almost 31 years. My childhood best friend introduced me to her music, and it's still so amazing. Still makes me so damn sad.
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Someone explain the logic in maga assertion that pedophiles aren’t the issue to focus on right now.
But trans women are a danger to children in a way that we can’t actually define other than “indoctrination” without a source, so kill them.
Re-elect pedophile for congress or President.
wtf
But trans women are a danger to children in a way that we can’t actually define other than “indoctrination” without a source, so kill them.
Re-elect pedophile for congress or President.
wtf
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Someone explain the logic in maga assertion that pedophiles aren’t the issue to focus on right now.
But trans women are a danger to children in a way that we can’t actually define other than “indoctrination” without a source, so kill them.
Re-elect pedophile for congress or President.
wtf
But trans women are a danger to children in a way that we can’t actually define other than “indoctrination” without a source, so kill them.
Re-elect pedophile for congress or President.
wtf
Awww someone unfriended me on Facebook. Probably the only place I wish they'd announce their departure so they don't try to do slick shit in my face if I ever see them.
a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Awww someone unfriended me on Facebook. Probably the only place I wish they'd announce their departure so they don't try to do slick shit in my face if I ever see them.
Well, good. You shouldn't have brought piss to a shit fight. Miss white lady here is for ICE raiding schools and got in her feelings when I told her her last name was Romanian, and she should worry about her own papers. Skank.
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Well, good. You shouldn't have brought piss to a shit fight. Miss white lady here is for ICE raiding schools and got in her feelings when I told her her last name was Romanian, and she should worry about her own papers. Skank.
I always feel for my former coworkers when I pop the hell off and they'll "like" what I say, and then unlike, because they know it'll put their careers at risk if shitbags see it. Yeehaw education in Indiana. I'll just be their mouthpiece I guess.
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I always feel for my former coworkers when I pop the hell off and they'll "like" what I say, and then unlike, because they know it'll put their careers at risk if shitbags see it. Yeehaw education in Indiana. I'll just be their mouthpiece I guess.
Welp - if I was ever right about resigning from my job. The students are planning an anti-ICE walkout on Friday and the new asshole superintendent just threatened them with truancy and suspensions. Suck shit.
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Welp - if I was ever right about resigning from my job. The students are planning an anti-ICE walkout on Friday and the new asshole superintendent just threatened them with truancy and suspensions. Suck shit.
A double get fucked to Braun and Beckwith.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
A double get fucked to Braun and Beckwith.
Uh, it was mulitple public FB posts from a co-owner supporting ICE and J6. Get wrecked. Broad Ripple and Indy doesn't put up with that shit.
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Uh, it was mulitple public FB posts from a co-owner supporting ICE and J6. Get wrecked. Broad Ripple and Indy doesn't put up with that shit.