Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Uh, it was mulitple public FB posts from a co-owner supporting ICE and J6. Get wrecked. Broad Ripple and Indy doesn't put up with that shit.
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Uh, it was mulitple public FB posts from a co-owner supporting ICE and J6. Get wrecked. Broad Ripple and Indy doesn't put up with that shit.
So uh, the men are just some pervy doodles. The # Saveourchildren folks weren't really about that, huh? Weird.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
So uh, the men are just some pervy doodles. The # Saveourchildren folks weren't really about that, huh? Weird.
Hub's has trivia tonight - any suggestions for the team name is welcome.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Hub's has trivia tonight - any suggestions for the team name is welcome.
Vacuumed sealed the birria and consume with lime juice, oaxaca cheese, cilantro, and onion. Hubs said, "Thank god, stank ass."😂 #StayReadyCrew
February 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Vacuumed sealed the birria and consume with lime juice, oaxaca cheese, cilantro, and onion. Hubs said, "Thank god, stank ass."😂 #StayReadyCrew
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Big boy in the comments celebrating this didn't like the fact I pointed out his last name was French for tiny. He said he's Native American - sure Tim. Always a damn Tim talking nonsense.
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Big boy in the comments celebrating this didn't like the fact I pointed out his last name was French for tiny. He said he's Native American - sure Tim. Always a damn Tim talking nonsense.
Indy friends - if you can avoid them, stay away from the sidestreets. They have turned into slush and are not being nice. Even in my Passport, I had a couple of oooooh fuck moments.
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Indy friends - if you can avoid them, stay away from the sidestreets. They have turned into slush and are not being nice. Even in my Passport, I had a couple of oooooh fuck moments.
I need to vacuum seal the leftover birria and consume to deep freeze. I used 18 peppers in this bad boy, and I think the hubs is about to divorce me. "Your ass is offensive!"😂
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I need to vacuum seal the leftover birria and consume to deep freeze. I used 18 peppers in this bad boy, and I think the hubs is about to divorce me. "Your ass is offensive!"😂
Watching the new season of Queer Eye, and this guy likes to hang out in his garage with his big-ass tv. They went inside, and there was still painters tape on the ceiling from an old project. I feel attacked😂
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Watching the new season of Queer Eye, and this guy likes to hang out in his garage with his big-ass tv. They went inside, and there was still painters tape on the ceiling from an old project. I feel attacked😂
Come live in Indiana, pooh bear. Those shitlib memes are super hot with the maga crowd. Horseshoe dildo😘
About as effective as our leadership 😘
Some of us have standards for our representation.
Some of us have standards for our representation.
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Come live in Indiana, pooh bear. Those shitlib memes are super hot with the maga crowd. Horseshoe dildo😘
Heat wave! It's hitting the 40s next week, and bet your ass I'll be in a t-shirt in shorts🥳 That's going to be an almost 60 degree swing. This winter can blow my balloon knot. Wearing ski pants to the grocery store can suck it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Heat wave! It's hitting the 40s next week, and bet your ass I'll be in a t-shirt in shorts🥳 That's going to be an almost 60 degree swing. This winter can blow my balloon knot. Wearing ski pants to the grocery store can suck it.
Woman's car in the neighborhood needed jumped, but because where it's parked, another car can't get next to it. All these dudes in the comments were saying $75-$100. Another woman rolled up to her apartment with a portable jumper and did it for free🥳
February 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Woman's car in the neighborhood needed jumped, but because where it's parked, another car can't get next to it. All these dudes in the comments were saying $75-$100. Another woman rolled up to her apartment with a portable jumper and did it for free🥳
Captain Chaos looks like he's on the winning end here, but Butters goes full ground and pound. Also thank you for dragging your shit rakes on the wall and chipping the new paint, jerks.
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Captain Chaos looks like he's on the winning end here, but Butters goes full ground and pound. Also thank you for dragging your shit rakes on the wall and chipping the new paint, jerks.
They found Hailey's body😔
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
They found Hailey's body😔
These ww accounts, whoo boy. Glad Boner Dad and Uncle Butts liked it for your titty pics, Sarah. Guess which party has a real fucking problem with sex workers? You're not safe there, pookie.
Well, that was an easy block.
Super tired of people going out of their way to find “reasons” to blame Democrats for things Trump did.
Super tired of people going out of their way to find “reasons” to blame Democrats for things Trump did.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
These ww accounts, whoo boy. Glad Boner Dad and Uncle Butts liked it for your titty pics, Sarah. Guess which party has a real fucking problem with sex workers? You're not safe there, pookie.
3:30am and I had my birria tacos, prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the bathroom and kitchen, and scooped the shit rake boxes. Watching Major Crimes, and need to stay up until 5 to feed the butthole dogs, or they'll wake me up. Asshole insomnia just whooping my ass.
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
3:30am and I had my birria tacos, prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the bathroom and kitchen, and scooped the shit rake boxes. Watching Major Crimes, and need to stay up until 5 to feed the butthole dogs, or they'll wake me up. Asshole insomnia just whooping my ass.
Woke up with a big-ass headache. My dumb brain was going into overdrive last night, and I knew I wouldn't be able to stay asleep. At least I have 100lb snow dog keeping me company.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Woke up with a big-ass headache. My dumb brain was going into overdrive last night, and I knew I wouldn't be able to stay asleep. At least I have 100lb snow dog keeping me company.
If you could please share.
Sign the Petition
Pass Hailey’s Law: "Pink Alert" and Mandated Grooming Awareness Education in Schools
www.change.org
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
If you could please share.
Thank you everyone for getting word out about Hailey. I am devastated, and I hope the monster gets every charge thrown at him.
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Thank you everyone for getting word out about Hailey. I am devastated, and I hope the monster gets every charge thrown at him.
Welp, fuck you, too. May want to take a looksy doodle at what's happening with the Vonnegut family here in Indy, Vonnegut stan. Guess what? Not good. They're in business with a big Trumper ICE supporter.
Except shes committed to keeping the Fillibuster so fuck her. We can not allow all this work to be squandered by some parliamentarians bullshit again.
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Welp, fuck you, too. May want to take a looksy doodle at what's happening with the Vonnegut family here in Indy, Vonnegut stan. Guess what? Not good. They're in business with a big Trumper ICE supporter.
The botty bots of "strongly worded letter" are out.
Black History is American History.
Republican extremists want to whitewash our struggle, our journey and our substantial contributions to the nation.
We will never let that happen.
Republican extremists want to whitewash our struggle, our journey and our substantial contributions to the nation.
We will never let that happen.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The botty bots of "strongly worded letter" are out.
The Captain Chaos sock dispensary has been washed and replenished. Hub's is all, "Babe, just put them in the dresser." What the hell fun is that? This is entertaining to shit😂
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The Captain Chaos sock dispensary has been washed and replenished. Hub's is all, "Babe, just put them in the dresser." What the hell fun is that? This is entertaining to shit😂
Imagine saying "Shitsnotreal," and then saying your German ancestors were just colonizers. Nice pfp, goofy pants. Totes Cherokee and American - for sure😂
I wish for Shitsnotreal to be abolished, but if that's what you consider support, so be it. I'm a privileged white American, so yes, I'm sure that even though my Cherokee, Irish, and Scot weren't, my German and French definitely were colonizers.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Imagine saying "Shitsnotreal," and then saying your German ancestors were just colonizers. Nice pfp, goofy pants. Totes Cherokee and American - for sure😂
For washers to work, you need to close the lid. At least all the socks are nice and soaked in detergent.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
For washers to work, you need to close the lid. At least all the socks are nice and soaked in detergent.
Captain Chaos February 1st sock haul! He likes to give me his little death stare and then follows me down to the basement when I throw it all in the washer.
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Captain Chaos February 1st sock haul! He likes to give me his little death stare and then follows me down to the basement when I throw it all in the washer.