Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Our 4lb Yorkie was so sweet, but such a butthole😂
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Our 4lb Yorkie was so sweet, but such a butthole😂
I'm not a parent, but I've seen these talking point for days. These kids are smart, they're more connected than we ever were growing up, and they know. The mental gymnastics of teachers are indoctrinating the kids, but the kids need to be in class learning. Okey dokey.
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I'm not a parent, but I've seen these talking point for days. These kids are smart, they're more connected than we ever were growing up, and they know. The mental gymnastics of teachers are indoctrinating the kids, but the kids need to be in class learning. Okey dokey.
Our dog Daisy was like that - she was a little thing, but her growl was hilarious to hell😂
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Our dog Daisy was like that - she was a little thing, but her growl was hilarious to hell😂
Lol Herbie does the growlies in the morning. What an angry little grumpy butt😂
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Lol Herbie does the growlies in the morning. What an angry little grumpy butt😂
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
He has his little sock basket above him, and kept trying to pull it down. He's probably brought up about 20 since I washed them on Sunday. I just tell him thank you, and give him a pat on the head. He's super proud of his work😂
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 AM
He has his little sock basket above him, and kept trying to pull it down. He's probably brought up about 20 since I washed them on Sunday. I just tell him thank you, and give him a pat on the head. He's super proud of his work😂
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
I don't know his current wealth, definitely not what it was, but my FIL at his highest wealth, was still the most miserable asshole. They'll do anything but get therapy.
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
I don't know his current wealth, definitely not what it was, but my FIL at his highest wealth, was still the most miserable asshole. They'll do anything but get therapy.
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
He always does a twirl when he brings me a sock. It's seriously the cutest thing.
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 AM
He always does a twirl when he brings me a sock. It's seriously the cutest thing.
Look at this goofball😂 I vacuumed it the other day and brushed him, and still. At least he keeps it mostly there instead of all over the house.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Look at this goofball😂 I vacuumed it the other day and brushed him, and still. At least he keeps it mostly there instead of all over the house.
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
He reminds me of every bad guy in a John Grisham novel.
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 AM
He reminds me of every bad guy in a John Grisham novel.
Indiana liquor laws😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Indiana liquor laws😂
My ass is going to be confused😂 It's so funny watching the cats slowly come out of their hidey holes like the Wizard of Oz. It's the big stretch and yawning Olympics.
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
My ass is going to be confused😂 It's so funny watching the cats slowly come out of their hidey holes like the Wizard of Oz. It's the big stretch and yawning Olympics.
Good lord.
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Good lord.
Oooooh I haven't had Shiraz in a long time.
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Oooooh I haven't had Shiraz in a long time.
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
Lol this was me when we got snowed in and had a travel ban.
February 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Lol this was me when we got snowed in and had a travel ban.
Man, my backyard of dog dookie in snow could weigh that bad boy down😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Man, my backyard of dog dookie in snow could weigh that bad boy down😂
White people is why we have Trump. Tada!
Donald Trump didn't break the political system on his own.
Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
White people is why we have Trump. Tada!
My brother takes pretty amazing pics. I hate photos of myself, but my faves have always been the ones he's taken.
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My brother takes pretty amazing pics. I hate photos of myself, but my faves have always been the ones he's taken.
Because I'm just some dumb dick in a red state. Welp, Indiana was blue in '08, and I've watched how the GOP pulled Pence for VP, and have dumped ridiculous money into the local races here and smoking school boards, but I know nada.
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Because I'm just some dumb dick in a red state. Welp, Indiana was blue in '08, and I've watched how the GOP pulled Pence for VP, and have dumped ridiculous money into the local races here and smoking school boards, but I know nada.
Thank you!
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Thank you!