Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Keep it up. I'm faster on the Googles than you racist bigoted dumb dicks, and can probably tell you your great great grandparents, you jerkoffs.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Keep it up. I'm faster on the Googles than you racist bigoted dumb dicks, and can probably tell you your great great grandparents, you jerkoffs.
I'm just having a time on Facebook telling everyone making fun of these kids protesting where their last name origin countries are from, and telling them to get their papers ready.
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I'm just having a time on Facebook telling everyone making fun of these kids protesting where their last name origin countries are from, and telling them to get their papers ready.
My cramps were kicking my ass, so I took a nap. Hubs got home and he got me Skyline as a surprise. And no, I will not argue about it being authentic chili - I know it's not, and it has cinnamon, but I have 50 things of hot sauce, crackers, and cheese🥳
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
My cramps were kicking my ass, so I took a nap. Hubs got home and he got me Skyline as a surprise. And no, I will not argue about it being authentic chili - I know it's not, and it has cinnamon, but I have 50 things of hot sauce, crackers, and cheese🥳
Hubs voice messages make me giggle. He said, "Baby, I know you're struggling with cramps, do you want me to pick up some food?"😂
February 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Hubs voice messages make me giggle. He said, "Baby, I know you're struggling with cramps, do you want me to pick up some food?"😂
Baby. Y'all white men aren't worth shit. My demo sucks, but yours ranks supreme. Go off white male loneliness epidemic.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Baby. Y'all white men aren't worth shit. My demo sucks, but yours ranks supreme. Go off white male loneliness epidemic.
Awww, the white mens are in their sads. Day ending in -y.
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Awww, the white mens are in their sads. Day ending in -y.
LOL😂 Gawd I love my neighborhood.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
LOL😂 Gawd I love my neighborhood.
You silly goofies with your anonymous profile accounts always living in blue states😂 You're funny business. I'll vote blue harder for you. Dorks.
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You silly goofies with your anonymous profile accounts always living in blue states😂 You're funny business. I'll vote blue harder for you. Dorks.
I just got the best DM on FB, and it made my day. I'm very well aware what people can't say, so I'm just the pop-off loudmouth. Proud of these kids.
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I just got the best DM on FB, and it made my day. I'm very well aware what people can't say, so I'm just the pop-off loudmouth. Proud of these kids.
Ope, my neighborhood page is booting all the pro-ICE fuckers. Yeehaw, Irvington🥳
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ope, my neighborhood page is booting all the pro-ICE fuckers. Yeehaw, Irvington🥳
Yay to my Congressman! So proud of the kids in Indy and the kids in the donut counties.
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Yay to my Congressman! So proud of the kids in Indy and the kids in the donut counties.
Get it kiddos! Fuck that town!
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Get it kiddos! Fuck that town!
Oh my dicks😂
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh my dicks😂
The Chad McBrad lifted pickup brigade threatening the kids walking out, just learned the students know about MyCase🥳
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Chad McBrad lifted pickup brigade threatening the kids walking out, just learned the students know about MyCase🥳
Proud of these kids taking on the supposed adults that have been threatening them for days. Last April, the school board voted to remove bullying protection for our LGBTQ+ students. I knew this was going to progress, and text the hubs, "I'm fucking done."
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Proud of these kids taking on the supposed adults that have been threatening them for days. Last April, the school board voted to remove bullying protection for our LGBTQ+ students. I knew this was going to progress, and text the hubs, "I'm fucking done."
No - I don't.
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
No - I don't.
I'm obviously not there to confirm - students at my old job are saying the principal and police department are blocking the doors at the HS to prevent them from walking out for their ICE protest.
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm obviously not there to confirm - students at my old job are saying the principal and police department are blocking the doors at the HS to prevent them from walking out for their ICE protest.
This man, that I'm about to celebrate my 26th anniversary with said last night when I opened the freezer, "I got into your ice cream; you haven't touched it in a month." And why is that, you fucker😂
a woman wearing a blue sweater and earrings is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue sweater and earrings is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This man, that I'm about to celebrate my 26th anniversary with said last night when I opened the freezer, "I got into your ice cream; you haven't touched it in a month." And why is that, you fucker😂
Got to love old houses. Our shower is either surface of the sun, or Hoth. Helps with exfoliation I guess. I'm all scrubbed, lotioned, and oiled up with lemon grass tea. Definitely feel a million times better than when I woke up.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Got to love old houses. Our shower is either surface of the sun, or Hoth. Helps with exfoliation I guess. I'm all scrubbed, lotioned, and oiled up with lemon grass tea. Definitely feel a million times better than when I woke up.
Waking up at 3:30am with the glorious night sweats, but also intense cramps is some horse shit. Pick a battle, because I feel like a knife is in my stomach, but also dealing with underhonk sweatage😒
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Waking up at 3:30am with the glorious night sweats, but also intense cramps is some horse shit. Pick a battle, because I feel like a knife is in my stomach, but also dealing with underhonk sweatage😒
Two parts of sad to this - 1. The little boy having access to a gun. 2. The teacher knew how to treat his wounds because we had annual stem the bleed training in case of a school shooting.
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Two parts of sad to this - 1. The little boy having access to a gun. 2. The teacher knew how to treat his wounds because we had annual stem the bleed training in case of a school shooting.
Watching the "Becoming" documentary, and this will still be one of the greatest photos ever😂
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Watching the "Becoming" documentary, and this will still be one of the greatest photos ever😂
Watching the "Becoming" documentary. I laughed when FLOTUS Obama said if she wanted her music to be inspirational, or thump it out. My morning commute was 30 minutes, and it started inspirational, and the running joke was my coworker's daughter could hear me rolling up to school a block away😂
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Watching the "Becoming" documentary. I laughed when FLOTUS Obama said if she wanted her music to be inspirational, or thump it out. My morning commute was 30 minutes, and it started inspirational, and the running joke was my coworker's daughter could hear me rolling up to school a block away😂
The hub's found his prizes I got him. Also note the painter's tape still on the ceiling I asked him to remove months ago. Shitbird😂
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The hub's found his prizes I got him. Also note the painter's tape still on the ceiling I asked him to remove months ago. Shitbird😂
Y'all in the comments still falling for propaganda like my Boomer Qnut MIL. Good luck to ya. Give Vermont Jesus his fifth home while you can't pay your student loans, and get ready for taking care of aging parents with zero help.
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February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Y'all in the comments still falling for propaganda like my Boomer Qnut MIL. Good luck to ya. Give Vermont Jesus his fifth home while you can't pay your student loans, and get ready for taking care of aging parents with zero help.