Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Yay to my Congressman! So proud of the kids in Indy and the kids in the donut counties.
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Yay to my Congressman! So proud of the kids in Indy and the kids in the donut counties.
Get it kiddos! Fuck that town!
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Get it kiddos! Fuck that town!
Oh my dicks😂
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh my dicks😂
The Chad McBrad lifted pickup brigade threatening the kids walking out, just learned the students know about MyCase🥳
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Chad McBrad lifted pickup brigade threatening the kids walking out, just learned the students know about MyCase🥳
Proud of these kids taking on the supposed adults that have been threatening them for days. Last April, the school board voted to remove bullying protection for our LGBTQ+ students. I knew this was going to progress, and text the hubs, "I'm fucking done."
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Proud of these kids taking on the supposed adults that have been threatening them for days. Last April, the school board voted to remove bullying protection for our LGBTQ+ students. I knew this was going to progress, and text the hubs, "I'm fucking done."
No - I don't.
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
No - I don't.
I'm obviously not there to confirm - students at my old job are saying the principal and police department are blocking the doors at the HS to prevent them from walking out for their ICE protest.
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm obviously not there to confirm - students at my old job are saying the principal and police department are blocking the doors at the HS to prevent them from walking out for their ICE protest.
This man, that I'm about to celebrate my 26th anniversary with said last night when I opened the freezer, "I got into your ice cream; you haven't touched it in a month." And why is that, you fucker😂
a woman wearing a blue sweater and earrings is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue sweater and earrings is sitting on a couch .
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February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This man, that I'm about to celebrate my 26th anniversary with said last night when I opened the freezer, "I got into your ice cream; you haven't touched it in a month." And why is that, you fucker😂
Got to love old houses. Our shower is either surface of the sun, or Hoth. Helps with exfoliation I guess. I'm all scrubbed, lotioned, and oiled up with lemon grass tea. Definitely feel a million times better than when I woke up.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Got to love old houses. Our shower is either surface of the sun, or Hoth. Helps with exfoliation I guess. I'm all scrubbed, lotioned, and oiled up with lemon grass tea. Definitely feel a million times better than when I woke up.
Waking up at 3:30am with the glorious night sweats, but also intense cramps is some horse shit. Pick a battle, because I feel like a knife is in my stomach, but also dealing with underhonk sweatage😒
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Waking up at 3:30am with the glorious night sweats, but also intense cramps is some horse shit. Pick a battle, because I feel like a knife is in my stomach, but also dealing with underhonk sweatage😒
Two parts of sad to this - 1. The little boy having access to a gun. 2. The teacher knew how to treat his wounds because we had annual stem the bleed training in case of a school shooting.
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Two parts of sad to this - 1. The little boy having access to a gun. 2. The teacher knew how to treat his wounds because we had annual stem the bleed training in case of a school shooting.
Watching the "Becoming" documentary, and this will still be one of the greatest photos ever😂
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Watching the "Becoming" documentary, and this will still be one of the greatest photos ever😂
Watching the "Becoming" documentary. I laughed when FLOTUS Obama said if she wanted her music to be inspirational, or thump it out. My morning commute was 30 minutes, and it started inspirational, and the running joke was my coworker's daughter could hear me rolling up to school a block away😂
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Watching the "Becoming" documentary. I laughed when FLOTUS Obama said if she wanted her music to be inspirational, or thump it out. My morning commute was 30 minutes, and it started inspirational, and the running joke was my coworker's daughter could hear me rolling up to school a block away😂
The hub's found his prizes I got him. Also note the painter's tape still on the ceiling I asked him to remove months ago. Shitbird😂
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The hub's found his prizes I got him. Also note the painter's tape still on the ceiling I asked him to remove months ago. Shitbird😂
Y'all in the comments still falling for propaganda like my Boomer Qnut MIL. Good luck to ya. Give Vermont Jesus his fifth home while you can't pay your student loans, and get ready for taking care of aging parents with zero help.
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Y'all in the comments still falling for propaganda like my Boomer Qnut MIL. Good luck to ya. Give Vermont Jesus his fifth home while you can't pay your student loans, and get ready for taking care of aging parents with zero help.
Got to love the logic the last few days in the town where I worked. "The kids could get hurt!" But also, "I'm gonna bring my shootaroo on school grounds, and run the kids over." These morons don't realize admins can see who's posting anonymously, or with nicknames.
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Got to love the logic the last few days in the town where I worked. "The kids could get hurt!" But also, "I'm gonna bring my shootaroo on school grounds, and run the kids over." These morons don't realize admins can see who's posting anonymously, or with nicknames.
Hub's is an IU alumni, and I got him a surprise. I just threw them in the washer and going to hang them in his closet and say nothing. He's really been wanting to get a couple shirts, but hates treating himself.
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Hub's is an IU alumni, and I got him a surprise. I just threw them in the washer and going to hang them in his closet and say nothing. He's really been wanting to get a couple shirts, but hates treating himself.
The amount of comments I see like this. Buddy, I need you to go ahead and sit in class with your kiddo. I'm also laughing at all the indoctrination comments, like we didn't have students wearing maga hats and having big-ass maga flags on their pickups, when they couldn't even vote.
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The amount of comments I see like this. Buddy, I need you to go ahead and sit in class with your kiddo. I'm also laughing at all the indoctrination comments, like we didn't have students wearing maga hats and having big-ass maga flags on their pickups, when they couldn't even vote.
I'm not a parent, but I've seen these talking point for days. These kids are smart, they're more connected than we ever were growing up, and they know. The mental gymnastics of teachers are indoctrinating the kids, but the kids need to be in class learning. Okey dokey.
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I'm not a parent, but I've seen these talking point for days. These kids are smart, they're more connected than we ever were growing up, and they know. The mental gymnastics of teachers are indoctrinating the kids, but the kids need to be in class learning. Okey dokey.
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Still need to clean and organize the side door, but still laughing at the time my dumbass realized tempered glass and hot water does explodey shit and smoke a shelf. Also broke one of the bottom shelves some years back - yeehaw white trash fridge, but functional after 20 years.🥳
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
How in the absolute hell do you manage to do this? I cannot with this city😂
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Prepped the hub's breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, fed the boys, scooped the shit rake boxes, and have 2/3 of the fridge scrubbed and organized. Weird shit for 5am, but it's quiet and helps my goofy-ass focus.
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I vacuum the emotional support car mat almost every day. He loves laying there during the day, scratching it, and rolling around like a goofball. Furry sock bringing goblin. The white stuff is pet safe salt, because it's cold as balls here, and gets all over the damn house.
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Captain Chaos is awake and posted up on his emotional support car mat with a sock. It never gets old😂
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I woke up at 1:30 and snow dog sighed, got off the bed, did the biggest stretch, and went to the side door like, "Welp, off to the garage to watch tv we go, you dumb bitch."😂