Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
This cat is obsessed with Apollo, and now making murder muffins on me and purring. Night!
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This cat is obsessed with Apollo, and now making murder muffins on me and purring. Night!
I'm taking the boys and myself back to bed. Apollo wanted breakfast, so yeehaw for that. I think he just ate some grass last night, and horked it up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I'm taking the boys and myself back to bed. Apollo wanted breakfast, so yeehaw for that. I think he just ate some grass last night, and horked it up.
This happened in the district next to mine. Once again parents, watch what the hell your kids are doing online. That was an insane morning. These kids are getting so radicalized, and it's every demographic.
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This happened in the district next to mine. Once again parents, watch what the hell your kids are doing online. That was an insane morning. These kids are getting so radicalized, and it's every demographic.
The hubs is a recruiter, and master of resumes. I'm trying to think of all the programs I was an admin of, and I'm at 28. Stressed my dumbass out, and just went on a whole cleaning spree in the house. I haven't needed a resume in 17 years, and I'm trying to not have a damn panic attack at 4am😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The hubs is a recruiter, and master of resumes. I'm trying to think of all the programs I was an admin of, and I'm at 28. Stressed my dumbass out, and just went on a whole cleaning spree in the house. I haven't needed a resume in 17 years, and I'm trying to not have a damn panic attack at 4am😂
I had front row seats to an affair. Wouldn't have been my business, but it was our SRO, and he was leaving the building for hours for happy bang bang time. Secretary and I would plan what we'd have to do in case of a shooter. Sometimes the affair affects a whole lot of people, so please zip it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I had front row seats to an affair. Wouldn't have been my business, but it was our SRO, and he was leaving the building for hours for happy bang bang time. Secretary and I would plan what we'd have to do in case of a shooter. Sometimes the affair affects a whole lot of people, so please zip it.
I tried to warn you dumb doodles of qanon in '16, and it was crickets. I'd love to know what kind of privileged goofy bubbles y'all live in that this is somehow new information.
A new X feature over the weekend revealed that dozens of pro-Trump accounts with large followings are not US-based, despite content and bios suggesting otherwise. https://cnn.it/4ojNqJX
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I tried to warn you dumb doodles of qanon in '16, and it was crickets. I'd love to know what kind of privileged goofy bubbles y'all live in that this is somehow new information.
I woke up to Apollo whining and thought he needed to go potty. Thank ye gods I got him outside, because he barfed a whole pile in the driveway. He seems fine, and I tried to look to see if he ate something funky, and almost barfed myself. Having a banner morning at 2am🥳
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I woke up to Apollo whining and thought he needed to go potty. Thank ye gods I got him outside, because he barfed a whole pile in the driveway. He seems fine, and I tried to look to see if he ate something funky, and almost barfed myself. Having a banner morning at 2am🥳
Every animal is getting shaved, I stg. I was just lifting furniture vacuuming, and had to stand in front of the fan to cool off. I just vacuumed yesterday, man. Stop shedding for the love of all things.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Every animal is getting shaved, I stg. I was just lifting furniture vacuuming, and had to stand in front of the fan to cool off. I just vacuumed yesterday, man. Stop shedding for the love of all things.
I needed to rake the leaves on the front sidewalk, but good god my back is mad. I'm doing that weird brontosaurus stretch. Just doing a whole Jurassic Park with my stretching.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I needed to rake the leaves on the front sidewalk, but good god my back is mad. I'm doing that weird brontosaurus stretch. Just doing a whole Jurassic Park with my stretching.
"You need to work on your internalized misogyny." Go have a tub of ice cream - dork😂 I'm more of a savory person.
Go have a tub of ice cream.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"You need to work on your internalized misogyny." Go have a tub of ice cream - dork😂 I'm more of a savory person.
After what I've been through for the last few years, and especially since I resigned from my job, this is some of the most condescending shit that has been said to me. I'm not a "simple folk" nor fucking "oblivious." You're just an asshole😂
I don't hate the character. She really resonates with me. You more simple folks with your obliviousness to the horrors of life can hate a reasonable woman.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
After what I've been through for the last few years, and especially since I resigned from my job, this is some of the most condescending shit that has been said to me. I'm not a "simple folk" nor fucking "oblivious." You're just an asshole😂
Ope, my bad😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ope, my bad😂
My mom was dismissed for quite a few years as drug seeking, being referred to psych, told to take Ibuprofen for her pain - It was the cancer, dumb fucks. This poor woman is just 22 years old. JFC.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My mom was dismissed for quite a few years as drug seeking, being referred to psych, told to take Ibuprofen for her pain - It was the cancer, dumb fucks. This poor woman is just 22 years old. JFC.
Old white dude Trumpers in the neighborhood are absolutely losing their dicks over the new bus line, and keep getting dragged for filth. Shockingly, I'm an asshole on multiple platforms😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Old white dude Trumpers in the neighborhood are absolutely losing their dicks over the new bus line, and keep getting dragged for filth. Shockingly, I'm an asshole on multiple platforms😂
Hubs and I were talking about me putting a resume together. I want to be a help desk specialist. He said, "What software, hardware, and sites do you know?"
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November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hubs and I were talking about me putting a resume together. I want to be a help desk specialist. He said, "What software, hardware, and sites do you know?"
I raked the front sidewalk, because I know we have people in the community that use mobility scooters. About broke my gd back, because the leaves are wet and heavy. Hubs just said, "I'm so proud of you babe, & I went down to the basement; the painting looks amazing." I'm a hoebag for compliments😂
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I raked the front sidewalk, because I know we have people in the community that use mobility scooters. About broke my gd back, because the leaves are wet and heavy. Hubs just said, "I'm so proud of you babe, & I went down to the basement; the painting looks amazing." I'm a hoebag for compliments😂
I'd be embarrassed to dicks if I spent a shit-ton of money for a degree in journalism, just to shitlord an anti-vaxx dumbass millionaire instead of calling this dumbass out and posting an Uncle Rico pic of him😂
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November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'd be embarrassed to dicks if I spent a shit-ton of money for a degree in journalism, just to shitlord an anti-vaxx dumbass millionaire instead of calling this dumbass out and posting an Uncle Rico pic of him😂
Lol because I call a character an asshole, I have internalized misogyny. No, I just know assholes, because I'm also an asshole. You can go through trauma, fictional or otherwise, and still be a shit bird😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Lol because I call a character an asshole, I have internalized misogyny. No, I just know assholes, because I'm also an asshole. You can go through trauma, fictional or otherwise, and still be a shit bird😂
This ironically made me want to go back to my comfy CLEAN bed. This has to be some damn trust fund cosplay poor behavior, because wtf??
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This ironically made me want to go back to my comfy CLEAN bed. This has to be some damn trust fund cosplay poor behavior, because wtf??
Thanksgiving week sock haul, with the camisole he also brought up yesterday. This is the look he gave me when I took it back down to the basement😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Thanksgiving week sock haul, with the camisole he also brought up yesterday. This is the look he gave me when I took it back down to the basement😂
Fed the boys, did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen and bathroom, folded some laundry, threw in some more, and cleaned the shit rake boxes. The cats just pooping like it's their full time job.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Fed the boys, did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen and bathroom, folded some laundry, threw in some more, and cleaned the shit rake boxes. The cats just pooping like it's their full time job.
Absolute bag of dicks. I just want one pretty day of snow, and then back up to the 60s, dammit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Absolute bag of dicks. I just want one pretty day of snow, and then back up to the 60s, dammit.
Oh sweet, new commercial with The Beatles "In My Life" playing, just in time for the holidays. Your friendly reminder to not put your favorite songs in funeral memoriams. I loved that song, dammit.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Oh sweet, new commercial with The Beatles "In My Life" playing, just in time for the holidays. Your friendly reminder to not put your favorite songs in funeral memoriams. I loved that song, dammit.
The homophobic bot is broken on the Facebooks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The homophobic bot is broken on the Facebooks.
Big dog woke me up with his emergency poop alarm, which fine, but why the hell is my brain blasting Wilson Phillips? No idea what I was dreaming about. Morning!
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Big dog woke me up with his emergency poop alarm, which fine, but why the hell is my brain blasting Wilson Phillips? No idea what I was dreaming about. Morning!