Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
Every damn time! I get all in my blanket burrito, and my brain does whirly birds, and my bladder is like👀
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Every damn time! I get all in my blanket burrito, and my brain does whirly birds, and my bladder is like👀
This popped up on my memories. Xerox kept saying nothing was wrong with the copier, but I would lay on the floor to hold the side door shut to get it to work for staff. Fun fact - this was the day we came back from Winter break in...2020. Womp womp.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This popped up on my memories. Xerox kept saying nothing was wrong with the copier, but I would lay on the floor to hold the side door shut to get it to work for staff. Fun fact - this was the day we came back from Winter break in...2020. Womp womp.
Look at this shit!
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Look at this shit!
These old episodes of Supermarket Sweet are hilarious. The fashion is delightful! One lady randomly dropped she was a nudist, and it was just glossed over😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
These old episodes of Supermarket Sweet are hilarious. The fashion is delightful! One lady randomly dropped she was a nudist, and it was just glossed over😂
That was a fun damn day, and they elected him anyway. He promised the dumb shits he'd lower property taxes and then was like, how about about an AES hike and some data centers😂 Then I have this dumb dumb dick Nazi as a Lt. Gov. I have to go to twitter to see what he's up to, because he blocked me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That was a fun damn day, and they elected him anyway. He promised the dumb shits he'd lower property taxes and then was like, how about about an AES hike and some data centers😂 Then I have this dumb dumb dick Nazi as a Lt. Gov. I have to go to twitter to see what he's up to, because he blocked me.
Welp, lying down with dogs and getting fleas and shit. Not my dogs - they're awesome.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Welp, lying down with dogs and getting fleas and shit. Not my dogs - they're awesome.
We’re having a normal one in Irvington😂 I’m gonna take a nap. The lesbians would definitely not do that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We’re having a normal one in Irvington😂 I’m gonna take a nap. The lesbians would definitely not do that.
I'm not wrong😂
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm not wrong😂
I’m going back to bed. I would like to show the most abused dog in the universe; that we’re not playing fetch in the dark😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I’m going back to bed. I would like to show the most abused dog in the universe; that we’re not playing fetch in the dark😂
Like put on a shirt, you dirty fucker. Rife was just here last week, and I'm like, stop it. What in the Billy Idol shit is this😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Like put on a shirt, you dirty fucker. Rife was just here last week, and I'm like, stop it. What in the Billy Idol shit is this😂
So, no. I'm so sick of white men.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So, no. I'm so sick of white men.
This is how they tell me they want breakfast. Just beating each other's asses at 5am😂
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This is how they tell me they want breakfast. Just beating each other's asses at 5am😂
They're "friends" that met at pilates. You adorable little fuckers. I hope they're still friends.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
They're "friends" that met at pilates. You adorable little fuckers. I hope they're still friends.
It's like the gd "The Mist" out here. Thank you Stephen King, for my fear of clowns and fog.
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It's like the gd "The Mist" out here. Thank you Stephen King, for my fear of clowns and fog.
I just tried to find the exercise that helped me with that, and ma'am, wtf are you doing here? That is not what I meant😂
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I just tried to find the exercise that helped me with that, and ma'am, wtf are you doing here? That is not what I meant😂
Big boy is passed out!
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Big boy is passed out!
I can't fall back asleep, so I'm up wasting coffee. I see I picked the perfect mug!
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I can't fall back asleep, so I'm up wasting coffee. I see I picked the perfect mug!
I like their hits, but it's not for his voice. I like the instruments and stuff. Being a Bengals fan, if I hear "Welcome to The Jungle" one more gd time😂
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I like their hits, but it's not for his voice. I like the instruments and stuff. Being a Bengals fan, if I hear "Welcome to The Jungle" one more gd time😂
I'm watching reruns of Supermarket Sweep, and this newlywed couple met online. You absolute pioneers! (If they ended up on Dateline or some shit, don't tell me.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm watching reruns of Supermarket Sweep, and this newlywed couple met online. You absolute pioneers! (If they ended up on Dateline or some shit, don't tell me.)
Like...lol😂
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Like...lol😂
Buddy, did you quote post me three times?😂 You're a silly pants lol. Anyway, I just plunged the bathroom sink, and getting ready to vacuum and mop the floors, dork. You still haven't answered what state you live in, sugar britches.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Buddy, did you quote post me three times?😂 You're a silly pants lol. Anyway, I just plunged the bathroom sink, and getting ready to vacuum and mop the floors, dork. You still haven't answered what state you live in, sugar britches.
This is my dumb brain's fault. I just threw shit into bags and purses, and I promise I was so appreciative of every gift, and it sounds so asshole, "I was overwhelmed." I had 1,500 students. I found it this morning, and it has to be over 10 years old. I suck so hard.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is my dumb brain's fault. I just threw shit into bags and purses, and I promise I was so appreciative of every gift, and it sounds so asshole, "I was overwhelmed." I had 1,500 students. I found it this morning, and it has to be over 10 years old. I suck so hard.
Buddy, I love you, but I'm gonna need you to stop putting your shit rakes and paint covered booty in my fresh linens closet.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Buddy, I love you, but I'm gonna need you to stop putting your shit rakes and paint covered booty in my fresh linens closet.
Welp, that's the second GOP Indiana state senator. I don't know if Captain Dipshit also mentioned him on his little safe space hell site.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Welp, that's the second GOP Indiana state senator. I don't know if Captain Dipshit also mentioned him on his little safe space hell site.