HJ First of his Name
@hansumjay.bsky.social
Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods.
An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World
An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World
Pinned
Some are guilty…
All are responsible.
Yeah you! Let’s get to saving this place
All are responsible.
Yeah you! Let’s get to saving this place
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i just want y’all to stop saying “impeachment” bc that already happened…..
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i just want y’all to stop saying “impeachment” bc that already happened…..
Apocalypse is misunderstood
Name a villain you would invite to dinner.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Apocalypse is misunderstood
White people really just live to give the benefit of the doubt...
As long as you're white as well.
"No way he could...." Drove so much decision making on the path to this shit
As long as you're white as well.
"No way he could...." Drove so much decision making on the path to this shit
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
White people really just live to give the benefit of the doubt...
As long as you're white as well.
"No way he could...." Drove so much decision making on the path to this shit
As long as you're white as well.
"No way he could...." Drove so much decision making on the path to this shit
To allow this slovenly idiot to speak on transition of power is disgusting
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
To allow this slovenly idiot to speak on transition of power is disgusting
"We" & "us" nothing. If we were all the same as Americans...you mfs would have voted the same way as us at least once since the civil rights act.
I'm about as 'American' as yall in the same ilk that someone who cleans the pool is a "fellow swimmer".
Save yourselves. The same way you damned us all
I'm about as 'American' as yall in the same ilk that someone who cleans the pool is a "fellow swimmer".
Save yourselves. The same way you damned us all
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"We" & "us" nothing. If we were all the same as Americans...you mfs would have voted the same way as us at least once since the civil rights act.
I'm about as 'American' as yall in the same ilk that someone who cleans the pool is a "fellow swimmer".
Save yourselves. The same way you damned us all
I'm about as 'American' as yall in the same ilk that someone who cleans the pool is a "fellow swimmer".
Save yourselves. The same way you damned us all
Wildest shit about presidents who don't fairly win elections.
They love "liberating" other people from presidents that they don't like
They love "liberating" other people from presidents that they don't like
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Wildest shit about presidents who don't fairly win elections.
They love "liberating" other people from presidents that they don't like
They love "liberating" other people from presidents that they don't like
This place never had moral authority
The United States, under the criminal orange buffoon, has now lost all moral authority with the world, and will not get it back until and unless all those involved in this illegal action have been prosecuted. It is as simple as that.
Live updates: Trump says US is ‘going to run’ Venezuela in interim. No immediate signs of US control
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has been captured by the United States. President Donald Trump insisted the U.S. government would run the country at least temporarily.
apnews.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This place never had moral authority
Damn shame that the other candidate used to laugh and that was just as bad as these mfs in office
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Damn shame that the other candidate used to laugh and that was just as bad as these mfs in office
Some mfs are just miserable. When everyone is the problem...you're that miserable mf.
Keep that over there
Keep that over there
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Some mfs are just miserable. When everyone is the problem...you're that miserable mf.
Keep that over there
Keep that over there
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My prediction is that all these companies going all in on AI are going to flop severally and creatives will be more in demand than ever before because nobody wants that AI slop. The only people who dont know this are these CEOs.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My prediction is that all these companies going all in on AI are going to flop severally and creatives will be more in demand than ever before because nobody wants that AI slop. The only people who dont know this are these CEOs.
I can think my way in and out of some shit way too easily
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I can think my way in and out of some shit way too easily
She’s clearly off the Benzino line of action figures. Mfs look compressed
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
She’s clearly off the Benzino line of action figures. Mfs look compressed
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Way too many times
Yall ever been somewhere and they started shooting??…. I’ll never forget one time in college someone started shooting…. You would’ve swore I was Usain Bolt running away
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Way too many times
First Began-PJ Morton
Are there any songs that make you cry any time you hear em?
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
First Began-PJ Morton
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Nope! They did it the right way!
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Nope! They did it the right way!
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I need to tell y'all something.
Nobody cares who you're cutting off in 2026. Just do it.
Nobody cares who you're cutting off in 2026. Just do it.
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I need to tell y'all something.
Nobody cares who you're cutting off in 2026. Just do it.
Nobody cares who you're cutting off in 2026. Just do it.
People with dog avis are super racist generally.
Pretty common
Pretty common
I can’t fathom how she was a defender of animals and animal rights and a racist.
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
People with dog avis are super racist generally.
Pretty common
Pretty common
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Not capitalizing Black show they not really Black
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not capitalizing Black show they not really Black
I know he’s serious about his family
Best friends
Best friends
what would you do if somebody introduced themselves to you like this??
December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I know he’s serious about his family
Best friends
Best friends
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New York has entered the chat to slap you silly
only crackheads put mustard on they hotdogs
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
New York has entered the chat to slap you silly
Guess I’m the vice president’s momma then
only crackheads put mustard on they hotdogs
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Guess I’m the vice president’s momma then
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Can't just tell us he's doing the thing. We need answers, friend 🥺
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can't just tell us he's doing the thing. We need answers, friend 🥺
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I don’t defend people that don’t need defending.
December 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t defend people that don’t need defending.
The Black Phone. Cuz come on!!!
What's a movie you really enjoyed, but would never watch again?
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The Black Phone. Cuz come on!!!