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Bruce Shark
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IMMA SHARK
Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff.
*Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans.

Gud about sharing recipes and shit.
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Lux the Tux....
She is absolutely THIS
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Here's Lux the Tux.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeeeaa snow!

We don't get to see it very often here but last time i made a teeny snowman.
❄️
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yea we all have a volcano thing here.

Being in Hawaii when this happened was insane.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Here's mine.... I haven't cut them up yet.
And i added a zested tangerine.
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Well HOLY SHIT...

These are BETTER than bux Cranberry Bliss Bars, by a sizable margin.

I have finished them, and tried them...

And just... WHOA

The house smells like Sharkmas.
These are ridiculously tasty.
Two fins way up from HunnyShark and SharkSis.
I zested a tangerine over the top.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Long long drive with HunnyShark, started early this morning, we didn't get back until 3 ish...
Saw these interesting things on way home.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bwahahahaha

Someone on that development team had to know.... about uh....

They HAD TO.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They are creepy here, too.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I will bite a bitch

Who is threatening you...
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I still play In My Tribe album by 10,000 Maniacs.
Great album.

We all had a massive crush on her.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I was at this show in 1985.

O______O
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Seems early for this, butt they practice.

Here's some first years trying out their mojo, prior to growing full length butt sparkles.

It's remarkable how FAST they will grow the fancy long feathers.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bunch of sparkle chikkins just showed up. They were pecking around and Mayo, the white one, started shit and my SisFace said, "typical white male privilege."

Bwahahahaha

Mayo is sort of a dick, sorry to say.
He still travels with his Mom, who sometimes corrects him with a squawk and a peck.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Team thighs.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yep.
Same.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
WTH green?!

Seriously.... didn't even finish...
Stuck on the track....
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It makes me happy they feel happy that they come here, and they must feel safe

They hang out sometimes all day.

Frederico was early today.
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The sparkle chikkins leave us sparkles.

Sometimes long fancy ones and sometimes just little floofs.

It's ridiculous to have this sorta beauty all over yerself.

Enjoy a floof up close.
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've added a banana for scale.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My stomach feels like a swallowed a cruise missile.

My head is like a mine field.

No more sleep meds, these have both of these symptoms listed in "common side affects".

I don't need sleep.

😬😭

Also hi LOOKIT this cool rock.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have some window covering that does that on a wall here:
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And someone asked about Viktor, the Giant Misunderstood Skeleton....

He's still with us, retired mostly, and sitting comfortably in our sage.
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM