if I see even one more person blaming native Greenlanders for being colonized I'll probably become an avatar of fury of some description and it's weird that it's happened twice
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 AM
if I see even one more person blaming native Greenlanders for being colonized I'll probably become an avatar of fury of some description and it's weird that it's happened twice
I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
We are so fucked , we are so fucked, we are so fucked. This is one of the worst cases of retaliation that I’ve ever even heard of it and I’ve never experienced one before now we desperately need help like this is a massive emergency. I’m not even joking. I will bet my life on it.
We are so fucked , we are so fucked, we are so fucked. This is one of the worst cases of retaliation that I’ve ever even heard of it and I’ve never experienced one before now we desperately need help like this is a massive emergency. I’m not even joking. I will bet my life on it.