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rat leaving Titantic for worse, faster sinking Titanic
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A militarized swarm of federal agents, LAPD, LASD, and other state and local police forces aggressively descended on Los Angeles to wreak havoc on its population. If media wants to malign the nature of the protests *in response*, they’re missing the forest for the trees.
June 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A militarized swarm of federal agents, LAPD, LASD, and other state and local police forces aggressively descended on Los Angeles to wreak havoc on its population. If media wants to malign the nature of the protests *in response*, they’re missing the forest for the trees.
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
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[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
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The unitary executive theory is really just a way to cloak the morphing of a democratically elected president into a dictator with the appearance of legality. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
The Week Ahead
March 16, 2025
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March 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The unitary executive theory is really just a way to cloak the morphing of a democratically elected president into a dictator with the appearance of legality. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
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so Roberts held this until after the speech to avoid getting yelled at by Trump right
BREAKING: Supreme Court DENIES President Trump‘s emergency bid to cancel nearly $2 billion in USAID spending. The vote is 5-4.
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
so Roberts held this until after the speech to avoid getting yelled at by Trump right
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🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL illegal aliens that are currently on Social Security.
February 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.
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coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit
February 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit
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hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it
February 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it
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gutting the FDIC, brought to you by the geniuses who organized a run on their own bank and then complained to the government until it got bailed out
Hearing rumors of a big all staff meeting there tomorrow
The next DOGE target could be the FDIC, which was already experiencing a staffing shortage before Trump's hiring freeze.
Remember: the FDIC was created during the Depression to protect people's deposit accounts.
Gutting it could lead to another financial meltdown.
Remember: the FDIC was created during the Depression to protect people's deposit accounts.
Gutting it could lead to another financial meltdown.
February 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
gutting the FDIC, brought to you by the geniuses who organized a run on their own bank and then complained to the government until it got bailed out
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This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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One thing that’s really chill about this moment in time is that all of the worst people in every facet of life are celebrating nonstop.
February 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
One thing that’s really chill about this moment in time is that all of the worst people in every facet of life are celebrating nonstop.
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Whoever’s responsible for giving Vermeule tenure at Harvard might have doomed the republic.
February 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Whoever’s responsible for giving Vermeule tenure at Harvard might have doomed the republic.
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Over the weekend, about a dozen trans women at a Ft. Worth prison were taken from their rooms and told they were being transferred to a men's prison ASAP. theintercept.com/2025/01/28/t...
Trans Women in Federal Custody Face the Terror of Being Transferred to Men’s Prisons
Following Trump’s executive order, a trans woman held at a federal prison was told she would be moved to a men’s prison.
theintercept.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Over the weekend, about a dozen trans women at a Ft. Worth prison were taken from their rooms and told they were being transferred to a men's prison ASAP. theintercept.com/2025/01/28/t...
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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how do you not feel like the biggest loser in the history of the world driving around looking for an 11 year old
Update on what Chicago Public Schools thought was an ICE raid: “Federal agents arrived at the school as they were searching for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, according to a CPS source. Agents had visited a home and were told the person was a student at Hamline, the source said.”
Secret Service Agents — Not ICE — Denied Entry At Chicago School Despite Initial Reports, CPS Source Says
CPS officials initially said agents who identified themselves as ICE arrived at Hamline Elementary in Back of the Yards Friday, but it was actually Secret Service agents looking for an 11-year-old who...
blockclubchicago.org
January 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
how do you not feel like the biggest loser in the history of the world driving around looking for an 11 year old
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BREAKING: The Trump Administration has dropped charges against Dr. Eithan Haim, a former resident at Texas Children's Hospital who allegedly accessed and shared private, protected information about children receiving gender-affirming care.
www.chron.com/news/article...
www.chron.com/news/article...
Charges dropped against Texas doctor accused of sharing pediatric records
Dr. Eithan Haim, a former resident at Texas Children's Hospital, was charged with violating patient privacy laws to expose transgender care.
www.chron.com
January 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
BREAKING: The Trump Administration has dropped charges against Dr. Eithan Haim, a former resident at Texas Children's Hospital who allegedly accessed and shared private, protected information about children receiving gender-affirming care.
www.chron.com/news/article...
www.chron.com/news/article...
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Yes, I saw this, and yes, it's horrendous.
Breaking: DOJ freezes all cases in civil rights division. "It’s unprecedented. We’ve never seen this before at this scale with any transfer of power, regardless of the ideology of any incoming president or administration." Story w/ @perrystein.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Justice Department freezes all cases in civil rights division
The directives halt ongoing civil rights cases and could jeopardize police reform agreements finalized in recent months in Minneapolis and Louisville.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yes, I saw this, and yes, it's horrendous.
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i said a few times here and there before the election that we’ll see what the mass deportation plan looks like when it’s ICE agents dragging grandmothers out of churches and, well, here we are
Minutes ago, the Trump admin revoked the sensitive locations policy that prevented ICE from carrying out enforcement arrests inside churches, hospitals, and schools.
January 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i said a few times here and there before the election that we’ll see what the mass deportation plan looks like when it’s ICE agents dragging grandmothers out of churches and, well, here we are
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NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit”
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
Leaked Meta Rules: Users Are Free to Post “Mexican Immigrants Are Trash!” or “Trans People Are Immoral”
Facebook now allows attacks on immigrants and trans people, and posts like “Mexican immigrants are trash!” and “I’m a proud racist.”
theintercept.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit”
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
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how about instead of finishing the thing I'm supposed to write, we just play this really loud in my office again and again instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrs...
Sturgill Simpson - Call To Arms [Live on SNL]
YouTube video by Sturgill Simpson
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
how about instead of finishing the thing I'm supposed to write, we just play this really loud in my office again and again instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrs...
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Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
Alabama mom hit by truck, then shot in Bourbon Street attack: 'It's just so disturbing'
A night of revelry was coming to a close for Alexis Scott-Windham and her friends in the early hours of New Year's Eve after they came from Mobile, Alabama to
www.nola.com
January 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
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It's not the most egregious case of corporate welfare in this country, but it is really annoying that Amazon doesn't even have to pay Pinkertons to crack down on workers anymore. We have to pay for it.
On the scene of the Amazon strike in Maspeth, the NYPD is trying to break the picket, engaging in arrests of union members and engaging in physical confrontations with workers and their supporters.
December 19, 2024 at 6:19 PM
It's not the most egregious case of corporate welfare in this country, but it is really annoying that Amazon doesn't even have to pay Pinkertons to crack down on workers anymore. We have to pay for it.
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It’s the most ancient form of respect
Epic gift alert: Joe Burrow gifted his offensive linemen authentic Japanese Katana swords.
Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them in a room and each picked one.
LT Orlando Brown: “The fact that he bought me a sword, it’s the most ancient form of respect.”
Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them in a room and each picked one.
LT Orlando Brown: “The fact that he bought me a sword, it’s the most ancient form of respect.”
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
It’s the most ancient form of respect