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Adam
@ahaberlach.bsky.social
Just some guy, really. Recovering ex-googler, shit talker and story teller, not always sure which one.

"Shitposting" is an anagram of "top insights."

Follow me if you want to live...in a world full of high speed reshares and snarky comments.
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So let me get this right, Trump’s plan was:

1. Tariff everything to help the economy (it didn’t)

2. Claim consumers aren’t paying tariffs (we are)

3. Panic & roll back food tariffs b/c you created an affordability crisis (we told you)

Arsonist claiming to be a firefighter.
Trump Implements Major Rollback of Food Tariffs
The president moved to lower duties on beef, coffee and dozens of other goods, as he looks for ways to address Americans’ concerns about the cost of living.
www.wsj.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Many things are bad. I propose everyone find a friend they can talk to in the voice of the SNL sketch "Pedro Pascal wakes up from a coma", like how delighted Seth Myers is while doing it too: youtu.be/Dlz369f21zY?...
Pedro Pascal Still Loves Mushrooms Despite Starring in The Last of Us
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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She *could* be dousing her political career. But my bet is more that the lame duck hunting season has begun apace.
*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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An Epstein cameo was not the end to the work week I was expecting…

(spotted by @ryangrim.bsky.social 🙏🏽)
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Welcome to the resistance marj
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Read the whole thing.

This comes after blasting out recordings across the White House lawn of the Jan 6 criminals singing, along with Phantom of the Opera. not kidding.

Then flying to Florida to golf. On our dime.
Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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National Dems pouring money into TN07 with an ad focused on Epstein after R’s are “freaking out”

They put in an additional $80k today totaling $400k

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
Democrats inject "Epstein files" into special election that's scaring GOP
"The Epstein files are locked away. Matt Van Epps will keep them that way," a new ad says.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"It'll have to be your mouth, Donald. Livvy is too self conscious about hers while she's saving up for braces", Bobby rumbled tremorously
This week, 20,000 psychotically punctuated emails from our era's most notorious sex criminal were released.

And many of you seem to have taken that as a challenge to have one of your skeets nonetheless be the worst thing someone has read this week.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Excellent gambit, sir."
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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@kenwhite.bsky.social is it generally a good idea to create a market where ppl can bid cryptocurrency for other ppl to commit Breaking and Entering and/or Public Indecency?

And with the explicit pitch that it'll be like if someone crossed the streams of Black Mirror, Jackass, and Squid Game.
I see no way this can go poorly
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I'm less concerned about the polygraph and more concerned about the thought process that led to letting Dan Bongino skip the polygraph. If FBI agents normally had to pass a oujia board and Dan Bongino didn't, I'd still wonder what they didn't want him to have to answer.
As the FBI’s deputy director, Dan Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented, insiders say.
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Should start preparing for the very real possibility that next year is a double digit blue year and a whole lot of weirdness and crashouts follow suit
Generic Ballot Polling:

🔵 DEM: 50%
🔴 GOP: 44%

Cygnal / Nov 6, 2025

(Republican Leaning Pollster)
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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did not have Harvard English professor Elisa New emailing Jeffrey Epstein about Lolita on my 2025 bingo card
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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The Dems who voted to confirm Brooke Rollins:

Baldwin (WI)
Bennet (CO)
Booker (NJ)
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gallego (AZ)
Hassan (NH)
Heinrich (NM)
Hickenlooper (CO)
Klobuchar (MN)
Ossoff (GA)
Peters (MI)
Rosen (NV)
Schiff (CA)
Shaheen (NH)
Slotkin (MI)
Warnock (GA)
Welch (VT)
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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“President Donald Trump's administration said on Friday it was formally withdrawing a plan by his predecessor to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when U.S. flight disruptions are caused by carriers.” www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...
Trump admin drops Biden plan to require passenger compensation for delayed flights
The Trump administration said on Friday it was formally withdrawing a plan to require airlines pay passengers cash compensation for U.S. flight disruptions.
www.cnbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM