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your exhale friend’s boyfriend’s bored as hell / true crime personality / Abolish ICE / BLM / she&her / chaotic good / 🇨🇺 / brienne of tarth energy
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November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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It’s crazy there’s a guy named Baker Mayfield who’s famous for something other than playing the upright bass
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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pregnancy test that plays one of those bowling alley strike animations if it's positive
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the most humiliating thing about the Telos article is that Lizza is an exponentially better writer than Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Claire Danes should win the first and last Emmy for Best Holding Back Tears Chin Quiver
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
we are seeing so many homemakers referred to as "home builders" on #dateline lately
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Children, meet me at our chalet, the one in the mountain. I have something to tell you." #dateline
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the O.P.P.? qq, what does OPP mean in Canada? #dateline
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM