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give me a cold beer and a fluffy cat and i’m happy
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I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this blew my mind. if you sort by total targets or total recs, both metrics show him 20+ places behind any of these nine other guys. 10th in yards but 48th in receptions is wild
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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right i promise this is the last time i'm going to announce a book this year haha, however I DID WRITE ONE MORE. it comes out in may! it's full of love and warmth and feelings and jokes and deli sandwiches and a dog named pastrami! i hope you like it! in may! geni.us/1469-al-aut-ch
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
gave uncle his money back today 🥲
i am fucking weeping dude. the owner took a 50 out of his wallet and did the transaction with it and literally closed my hand around the remaining $35 “in case something happens between now and when you get home” would not hear another word. lebanese kitchen,
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i did something i’ve never done before and left my wallet in my gym bag and came to work today without it. i called my shawarma guy back after calling in my order to cancel but he said to come get my food anyway 😭❤️
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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@umich.edu faculty call for an honorary degree for Trump

“We have proven that we have no hard moral principles and no hill on which we will die.”

www.michigandaily.com/opinion/op-e...
Why Trump would be perfect for an honorary U-M doctoral degree
Awarding Trump an honorary doctoral degree would be an opportunity to recognize the long way the University has walked in less than two years. U-M juniors may still remember times when the campus code...
www.michigandaily.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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it’s beyond comprehension that scenes like this have become routine in chicago.

masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets.

this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*
Video from witness here from the moment CBP gassed neighbors who had gathered outside after the kidnapping.

Agent rolls a canister at the crowd out of the window of their car as they reverse away from people with whistles and bikes.
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Sam's check was half what it normally would be cause of missed work. If you can help at all so we can make sure we have food and transport to appointments it would be very appreciated.

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onlyfronds.me V's @onlyfronds.me · Jun 22
Hi, quick TL;DR: My name is Victoria, I'm a black trans woman in my mid thirties, and my heart is failing. I have months of testing to go while they figure out a safe treatment option with as few complications as possible, but eventually I'll be having heart surgery.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-mo...
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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using illegal and unconstitutional accounting gimmicks to keep paying the military so that you can deploy them to launch illegal and undeclared wars in colombia and venezuela while the rest of the government remains shut down is getting pretty close to the Very Bad scenarios
this is why i keep asking about the federal government's books, because everything they're doing is the kind of thing that creates massive accounting disruptions, and it's like no one in political media has even given a single thought to it
Something that's just occurred to me is how are they going to account for these payments when the shutdown ends? Like, if they act as if these were part of regular paid salaries, you're going to see some soldiers bring claims of "No, that was a private gift, pay my full wages on top of that please".
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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They denied him water for 8 days, until he died of dehydration, then covered it up. The US prison system permits — encourages — a group of prison guards to torture a mentally ill Black inmate to death. It happens over and over. You can't "reform" this.
New: Correctional staff at a Western Maryland prison shut off the water to a mentally ill man’s cell, then allowed him to suffer for eight days before he finally died of dehydration, according to a recent court filing.
www.thebanner.com/community/cr...
How a Maryland prisoner died an ‘excruciating’ death from dehydration
Lamont Mealy died of dehydration in an isolation cell at Western Correctional Institution in 2023. A lawsuit claims state officials covered it up.
www.thebanner.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
weather’s changing. he slept in the crook of my arm all night, and now he’s here while i wfh
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
lmao at carina’s mom texting us this article. she loves the boy so much
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
nerds clusters are kinda running away with first place in the candy wars huh
October 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i’m a simple man; i see the cat picture, i like the cat picture.
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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based nancy
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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huh i wonder why they keep brazenly doing things that would be devastating to an administration planning to abide by future election results. oh well
April 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cochinita pibil in the desert has healed my spirit
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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My god.

“Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’”
Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
chicago.suntimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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If you’re rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room there’s not words I can say out loud or online about you that won’t have authorities knocking on my door.
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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How is he the only one doing this I mean jesus christ
BREAKING: Governor Pritzker calls for the removal of Donald Trump as President by invoking the 25th amendment. EVERY governor should stand behind the Illinois governor. Governor Pritzker also cited health concerns for the president. He is clearly not well.

youtu.be/Dt4mrxNWQWs?...
Pritzker calls for Trump to be removed from office
YouTube video by NBC Chicago
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October 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM