Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
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Paging LibrarySky: Nephew (13), in completely different words, is asking for teen/tween social justice books. Hit me with your most leftist recommendations
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Paging LibrarySky: Nephew (13), in completely different words, is asking for teen/tween social justice books. Hit me with your most leftist recommendations
it is 3p on the friday before a long weekend why am I still getting work calls?
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
it is 3p on the friday before a long weekend why am I still getting work calls?
dream invented a product called tetris cheese last night, where every flavor is a different tetris shape so you can nest them together to fill a fridge shelf
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
dream invented a product called tetris cheese last night, where every flavor is a different tetris shape so you can nest them together to fill a fridge shelf
trying to watch the Super G races but the drone footage is making me motion sick
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
trying to watch the Super G races but the drone footage is making me motion sick
3.5: banana, hot dog, lima bean, raw oyster (smoked is fine)
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
3.5: banana, hot dog, lima bean, raw oyster (smoked is fine)
According to Wikipedia, my high school has produced 6 MLB guys. I've never heard of any of them except the one from my year. I don't know if that's a lot, it seems like this country is about 3% professional baseball players by volume.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
According to Wikipedia, my high school has produced 6 MLB guys. I've never heard of any of them except the one from my year. I don't know if that's a lot, it seems like this country is about 3% professional baseball players by volume.
he was wrassling that balrog for TEN DAYS
It's important that I get a large sample size of answers to this:
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
he was wrassling that balrog for TEN DAYS
the goddamn RELIEF of finding out your friend is FINALLY leaving her trash husband
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
the goddamn RELIEF of finding out your friend is FINALLY leaving her trash husband
Baby's Day Out (1994) www.bbc.com/news/article...
How a missing infant uncovered prolific baby traffickers
An arrest led to the discovery of the country's most prolific baby traffickers.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Baby's Day Out (1994) www.bbc.com/news/article...
at the life stage where I am googling menopause + [weird symptom] and yelling MOTHERFUCKER at least once a week
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
at the life stage where I am googling menopause + [weird symptom] and yelling MOTHERFUCKER at least once a week
I like that some skaters are like, "my program is about overcoming my parents dying in a plane crash" or "we got invaded by Russia" and some are like "I'm a minion" or "sketch of a guy in a circle"
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I like that some skaters are like, "my program is about overcoming my parents dying in a plane crash" or "we got invaded by Russia" and some are like "I'm a minion" or "sketch of a guy in a circle"
you know what's magical? self-adhering stretch bandages. the children do not know the pain of trying to anchor an elastic bandage with those little grabby clips that didn't work for shit
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
you know what's magical? self-adhering stretch bandages. the children do not know the pain of trying to anchor an elastic bandage with those little grabby clips that didn't work for shit
be the charismatic megafauna stirring up insects that you want to see in the world
Tiny bird supremacy.
(Was a good day for birbs yesterday; think the tiny ones deserve some attention).
Both of these friends followed me a good way down the track. Very likely because I was stirring up insects, but it at least *feels* adorably friendly.
(Was a good day for birbs yesterday; think the tiny ones deserve some attention).
Both of these friends followed me a good way down the track. Very likely because I was stirring up insects, but it at least *feels* adorably friendly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
be the charismatic megafauna stirring up insects that you want to see in the world
I bet every single one of these assholes was bitching about the traffic
Can't be overstated how much the ultra wealthy are single handedly destroying the planet
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I bet every single one of these assholes was bitching about the traffic
voluntary selective mute twink is stuck in a transdimensional plot loop with a manic pixie dream princess and the embodiment of toxic masculinity
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
voluntary selective mute twink is stuck in a transdimensional plot loop with a manic pixie dream princess and the embodiment of toxic masculinity
[jeb, sobbing] this is what I've been saying and no one believed me
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
[jeb, sobbing] this is what I've been saying and no one believed me
if you are the nottingham forest support who is an oracle database professional and sims 4 modder, please raise your hand
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
if you are the nottingham forest support who is an oracle database professional and sims 4 modder, please raise your hand
listen, you gotta respect a woman who does this in a sport where your pissed off team mates could actually just shoot you
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
listen, you gotta respect a woman who does this in a sport where your pissed off team mates could actually just shoot you
ok that was fun but who is the josh johnson of explaining what happened in this year's half time show? is it josh again? someone help a suburban white lady out
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
ok that was fun but who is the josh johnson of explaining what happened in this year's half time show? is it josh again? someone help a suburban white lady out
I'm in Santa Monica with Nephew and a buddy of his and joked that they should play street chess and now I'm just standing here while they play street chess
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I'm in Santa Monica with Nephew and a buddy of his and joked that they should play street chess and now I'm just standing here while they play street chess
remember that in our current age of shitty AI search results, Google is still capable of delivering old-fashioned shitty search results
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
remember that in our current age of shitty AI search results, Google is still capable of delivering old-fashioned shitty search results
I am going to be able to recite Tara Lipinski's tiktok therapy botox commercial in my sleep by the end of these games
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I am going to be able to recite Tara Lipinski's tiktok therapy botox commercial in my sleep by the end of these games
after a lifetime of watching soccer, I am never going to be able to see a hockey player knock a puck out of the air with their hand without yelling HAND! HANDPUCK!
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
after a lifetime of watching soccer, I am never going to be able to see a hockey player knock a puck out of the air with their hand without yelling HAND! HANDPUCK!
Catching up on the figure skating that's already happened and it's time for my favorite game of Olympics viewership - scoring how much I hate this skater's music selection
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Catching up on the figure skating that's already happened and it's time for my favorite game of Olympics viewership - scoring how much I hate this skater's music selection
we simply cannot have that many teams named the [Major City] Rats
Stripping this of its original context because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
we simply cannot have that many teams named the [Major City] Rats