Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
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Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
· Jan 3
no
strap in kids, we're bringing back the chatelaine
Peak Design has wearable gadget straps for people who hate bags
Who needs pockets anyway?
www.theverge.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:49 AM
strap in kids, we're bringing back the chatelaine
jesus christ you fucking nerds, stop calling the knife skills class that. all you have to do is chop an onion.
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
jesus christ you fucking nerds, stop calling the knife skills class that. all you have to do is chop an onion.
shortly after I got my learner's permit I was on the freeway with my mom and a queen-size mattress came loose and kind of cartwheeled out of the bed of the pickup truck right in front of us and I somehow managed to drift a ford aerostar across two lanes of traffic and onto the shoulder to dodge it
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
shortly after I got my learner's permit I was on the freeway with my mom and a queen-size mattress came loose and kind of cartwheeled out of the bed of the pickup truck right in front of us and I somehow managed to drift a ford aerostar across two lanes of traffic and onto the shoulder to dodge it
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laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment
February 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment
After all why not?
Why shouldn't I roast an entire sheet pan of green beans?
Why shouldn't I roast an entire sheet pan of green beans?
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
After all why not?
Why shouldn't I roast an entire sheet pan of green beans?
Why shouldn't I roast an entire sheet pan of green beans?
I feel like I know generally when major global holidays for most of the big ones. Lunar New Year is late Jan-mid Feb, Diwali is late Oct-mid Nov, etc.
Does Ramadan move around more than usual? I never know when Ramadan is. I swear a couple years ago it was mid-summer.
Does Ramadan move around more than usual? I never know when Ramadan is. I swear a couple years ago it was mid-summer.
February 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I feel like I know generally when major global holidays for most of the big ones. Lunar New Year is late Jan-mid Feb, Diwali is late Oct-mid Nov, etc.
Does Ramadan move around more than usual? I never know when Ramadan is. I swear a couple years ago it was mid-summer.
Does Ramadan move around more than usual? I never know when Ramadan is. I swear a couple years ago it was mid-summer.
family update: my mother (72) and aunt (74) are arguing about the year aunt was born in the group chat
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
family update: my mother (72) and aunt (74) are arguing about the year aunt was born in the group chat
Do we hate Nevada? Arizona is so much worse.
Okay, I’m born & raised in MI, and this map is correct.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Do we hate Nevada? Arizona is so much worse.
Or alternately to demonstrate to the straight kids that there are consequences for being a bigoted piece of shit
The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Or alternately to demonstrate to the straight kids that there are consequences for being a bigoted piece of shit
I accidentally binged like 6 hours of back episodes of Weird Little Guys today and now I need a hard brain reset
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I accidentally binged like 6 hours of back episodes of Weird Little Guys today and now I need a hard brain reset
shout out to my weird neighbor who is using an electric lawn mower in the rain, she is really living her truth today
February 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
shout out to my weird neighbor who is using an electric lawn mower in the rain, she is really living her truth today
no historical re-enactments allowed
No vehicles on I-80 westbound as CHP is turning traffic around at Donner Pass Rd. #CAwx
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
no historical re-enactments allowed
95 is allowed
Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced
February 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
95 is allowed
In this house we support dirtbag Canadian curlers
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
In this house we support dirtbag Canadian curlers
in a moment of weakness earlier today I agreed to do a charity hike in the desert next month but have been been informed that very unfortunately it sold out before my group could register
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
in a moment of weakness earlier today I agreed to do a charity hike in the desert next month but have been been informed that very unfortunately it sold out before my group could register
we should have spent less time thinking about Asimov's three laws and more about IBM's one: a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
we should have spent less time thinking about Asimov's three laws and more about IBM's one: a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision
Paging LibrarySky: Nephew (13), in completely different words, is asking for teen/tween social justice books. Hit me with your most leftist recommendations
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Paging LibrarySky: Nephew (13), in completely different words, is asking for teen/tween social justice books. Hit me with your most leftist recommendations
it is 3p on the friday before a long weekend why am I still getting work calls?
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
it is 3p on the friday before a long weekend why am I still getting work calls?
dream invented a product called tetris cheese last night, where every flavor is a different tetris shape so you can nest them together to fill a fridge shelf
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
dream invented a product called tetris cheese last night, where every flavor is a different tetris shape so you can nest them together to fill a fridge shelf
trying to watch the Super G races but the drone footage is making me motion sick
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
trying to watch the Super G races but the drone footage is making me motion sick
3.5: banana, hot dog, lima bean, raw oyster (smoked is fine)
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
3.5: banana, hot dog, lima bean, raw oyster (smoked is fine)
According to Wikipedia, my high school has produced 6 MLB guys. I've never heard of any of them except the one from my year. I don't know if that's a lot, it seems like this country is about 3% professional baseball players by volume.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
According to Wikipedia, my high school has produced 6 MLB guys. I've never heard of any of them except the one from my year. I don't know if that's a lot, it seems like this country is about 3% professional baseball players by volume.
he was wrassling that balrog for TEN DAYS
It's important that I get a large sample size of answers to this:
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
he was wrassling that balrog for TEN DAYS
the goddamn RELIEF of finding out your friend is FINALLY leaving her trash husband
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
the goddamn RELIEF of finding out your friend is FINALLY leaving her trash husband
Baby's Day Out (1994) www.bbc.com/news/article...
How a missing infant uncovered prolific baby traffickers
An arrest led to the discovery of the country's most prolific baby traffickers.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Baby's Day Out (1994) www.bbc.com/news/article...