Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
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Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
· Jan 3
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[jeb, sobbing] this is what I've been saying and no one believed me
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
[jeb, sobbing] this is what I've been saying and no one believed me
if you are the nottingham forest support who is an oracle database professional and sims 4 modder, please raise your hand
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
if you are the nottingham forest support who is an oracle database professional and sims 4 modder, please raise your hand
listen, you gotta respect a woman who does this in a sport where your pissed off team mates could actually just shoot you
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
listen, you gotta respect a woman who does this in a sport where your pissed off team mates could actually just shoot you
ok that was fun but who is the josh johnson of explaining what happened in this year's half time show? is it josh again? someone help a suburban white lady out
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
ok that was fun but who is the josh johnson of explaining what happened in this year's half time show? is it josh again? someone help a suburban white lady out
I'm in Santa Monica with Nephew and a buddy of his and joked that they should play street chess and now I'm just standing here while they play street chess
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I'm in Santa Monica with Nephew and a buddy of his and joked that they should play street chess and now I'm just standing here while they play street chess
remember that in our current age of shitty AI search results, Google is still capable of delivering old-fashioned shitty search results
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
remember that in our current age of shitty AI search results, Google is still capable of delivering old-fashioned shitty search results
I am going to be able to recite Tara Lipinski's tiktok therapy botox commercial in my sleep by the end of these games
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I am going to be able to recite Tara Lipinski's tiktok therapy botox commercial in my sleep by the end of these games
after a lifetime of watching soccer, I am never going to be able to see a hockey player knock a puck out of the air with their hand without yelling HAND! HANDPUCK!
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
after a lifetime of watching soccer, I am never going to be able to see a hockey player knock a puck out of the air with their hand without yelling HAND! HANDPUCK!
Catching up on the figure skating that's already happened and it's time for my favorite game of Olympics viewership - scoring how much I hate this skater's music selection
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Catching up on the figure skating that's already happened and it's time for my favorite game of Olympics viewership - scoring how much I hate this skater's music selection
we simply cannot have that many teams named the [Major City] Rats
Stripping this of its original context because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
we simply cannot have that many teams named the [Major City] Rats
are you telling me that the president is not paying his bills no way man I can't believe it
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
are you telling me that the president is not paying his bills no way man I can't believe it
they got tired of being pogromed
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
they got tired of being pogromed
I understand how people who believe themselves to be Important Public Thinkers end up talking to Chotiner, but does this guy not have an agent to tell him absolutely not
Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I understand how people who believe themselves to be Important Public Thinkers end up talking to Chotiner, but does this guy not have an agent to tell him absolutely not
do u think we can get someone in Texas to sue ICE for aiding and abetting abortions
To put this in no uncertain terms: if you are gassed enough without protection you may lose your ability to bear children entirely.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
do u think we can get someone in Texas to sue ICE for aiding and abetting abortions
we are evolving from the woke mind virus to the woke prion disease, don't get it folded
It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
we are evolving from the woke mind virus to the woke prion disease, don't get it folded
lol between the horrors and all i completely forgot about the winter olympics
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
lol between the horrors and all i completely forgot about the winter olympics
I am hanging out with a 4yo named Oliver today and upon being dropped off by his dad, he marched into my house, wriggled up onto the window seat, and demanded to watch "train movies" which are apparently driver POV youtube videos of trains going through various countrysides
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I am hanging out with a 4yo named Oliver today and upon being dropped off by his dad, he marched into my house, wriggled up onto the window seat, and demanded to watch "train movies" which are apparently driver POV youtube videos of trains going through various countrysides
you scoop the jam out with a spoon and then spread it with the knife you're all neanderthals
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
you scoop the jam out with a spoon and then spread it with the knife you're all neanderthals
If we said the names of the criminals who got us here out loud more often, maybe we'd have fewer names of the martyred to chant
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani attributed the budget crisis to "gross fiscal mismanagement," pointing to former Mayor Eric Adams and ex-Gov. Andrew Cuomo.
New York Mayor Mamdani says city must hike taxes on wealthy to fill $12 billion deficit
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani attributed the budget crisis to "gross fiscal mismanagement," pointing to former Mayor Eric Adams and ex-Gov. Andrew Cuomo.
cnb.cx
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If we said the names of the criminals who got us here out loud more often, maybe we'd have fewer names of the martyred to chant
Reposted by Sara
me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
delighted to inform the chat that in the novels this detective's full name is Harry Hole
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 AM
delighted to inform the chat that in the novels this detective's full name is Harry Hole
I just feel like we should have a country where clergy are not officially recommending to each other that they consider getting a burner phone
The Episcopal Church has put together a very impressive toolkit for protesting, including tips for clergy in particular. Truly inspiring. This is how Christians ought to be engaging the moment.
www.episcopalchurch.org/protesting-f...
www.episcopalchurch.org/protesting-f...
January 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I just feel like we should have a country where clergy are not officially recommending to each other that they consider getting a burner phone
So Britain is on the whole a shitshow at the moment, but they are trying a requirement for cops to do continuing education, and the cops, they are so mad about it
Police Federation criticises plans for mandatory ‘licence to practise’ for officers
Crime minister says reforms will improve standards, but Federation says unsafe workloads must be tackled first
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
So Britain is on the whole a shitshow at the moment, but they are trying a requirement for cops to do continuing education, and the cops, they are so mad about it
I mean if we're just doing r- words then we must Renounce, Ridicule, and— uh— Regurgitate ICE
Texas Governor Greg Abbott offers "recalibrate" as a fourth "R" after Chuck Schumer's call to "restrain, reform and restrict" ICE.
In other words, Chuck Schumer and Greg Abbott are on the same page. Schumer is so far to the right of his party, he must be removed.
In other words, Chuck Schumer and Greg Abbott are on the same page. Schumer is so far to the right of his party, he must be removed.
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I mean if we're just doing r- words then we must Renounce, Ridicule, and— uh— Regurgitate ICE