Sara
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Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
it would actually be sick if the next Bond movie is about him slowly figuring out that Q frankensteined him
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it would actually be sick if the next Bond movie is about him slowly figuring out that Q frankensteined him
you know, the Iliad, the famously heterosexual story
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you know, the Iliad, the famously heterosexual story
shopping for a new set of sheets, currently 4 tabs deep on wikipedia reading about egyptian cotton hybridization may have gone off the rails slightly
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
shopping for a new set of sheets, currently 4 tabs deep on wikipedia reading about egyptian cotton hybridization may have gone off the rails slightly
the thing about me is, I am GOOD cook
this pot roast fucking slaps
this pot roast fucking slaps
pot roast and baked potatoes and maple mustard carrots and frankenstein
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the thing about me is, I am GOOD cook
this pot roast fucking slaps
this pot roast fucking slaps
it is 87 degrees outside but I'm making a pot roast anyway because fall is a state of mind
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
it is 87 degrees outside but I'm making a pot roast anyway because fall is a state of mind
Target store employees have been assigned to follow shoppers around Costco and Walmart grinning and waving until they are hauled out by store security
Target sees seventh straight month of foot-traffic declines
During back-to-school season, teachers unions joined Target boycott over DEI.
www.retailbrew.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Target store employees have been assigned to follow shoppers around Costco and Walmart grinning and waving until they are hauled out by store security
the correct way to use a grocery list is to write it, preferably in an app you can pull up on your phone so you don't even have to remember to take it with you, then do your grocery shopping, and once you're home and everything is put away you open the list and score how well you did
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the correct way to use a grocery list is to write it, preferably in an app you can pull up on your phone so you don't even have to remember to take it with you, then do your grocery shopping, and once you're home and everything is put away you open the list and score how well you did
how dare an art museum spend money on ART and not COPS
Louvre criticised for spending money on art instead of security in years before heist
Three weeks after the spectacular jewel theft at the Louvre, the museum is accused of neglecting safety and security.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
how dare an art museum spend money on ART and not COPS
I met Terry Pratchett once at a book signing and he told me that both me and the friend I had him sign a book for spelled our own names wrong
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I met Terry Pratchett once at a book signing and he told me that both me and the friend I had him sign a book for spelled our own names wrong
When considering mid-century recipes, it is important to remember that the upper middle-class housewives who were the prime audience for these were being prescribed legal methamphetamine and benzos in quantities that would make a cartel boss blush
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When considering mid-century recipes, it is important to remember that the upper middle-class housewives who were the prime audience for these were being prescribed legal methamphetamine and benzos in quantities that would make a cartel boss blush
case imploded like a submarine full of onions and mustard
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
case imploded like a submarine full of onions and mustard
I am out to dinner following a day in the office and sat next to two therapists who are wildly shit talking and diagnosing their various family members and mutual acquaintances and I have never heard a more vicious conversation in my life
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am out to dinner following a day in the office and sat next to two therapists who are wildly shit talking and diagnosing their various family members and mutual acquaintances and I have never heard a more vicious conversation in my life
babe we know it's the oval office because when you go inside, the room is a god dang oval
we don't need a brain genius to hang up a sign, the room is the sign
we don't need a brain genius to hang up a sign, the room is the sign
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
babe we know it's the oval office because when you go inside, the room is a god dang oval
we don't need a brain genius to hang up a sign, the room is the sign
we don't need a brain genius to hang up a sign, the room is the sign
you never gotta hand it to the new york post but
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
you never gotta hand it to the new york post but
I'm so glad all of America is enjoying my birthday, you're welcome
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm so glad all of America is enjoying my birthday, you're welcome
well that's that, and as a Californian, I assume I will never hear about NYC municipal politics again
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
well that's that, and as a Californian, I assume I will never hear about NYC municipal politics again
the problem is that Joe and Eileen are each voting for a different candidate, and Chuck can't afford to alienate either of them or it'll break up the polycule
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the problem is that Joe and Eileen are each voting for a different candidate, and Chuck can't afford to alienate either of them or it'll break up the polycule
I'm sure Ms Duwaji is chilly af but if her aloof game was truly on point she wouldn't be a wife in the first place
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm sure Ms Duwaji is chilly af but if her aloof game was truly on point she wouldn't be a wife in the first place
damn, Vichy France had more spine than this
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
damn, Vichy France had more spine than this
LOOK at this tiny car and it's paint job and its license plate I love this goofy town
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LOOK at this tiny car and it's paint job and its license plate I love this goofy town
One thing I did today was get a massage, and I told the masseuse the same thing I tell every masseuse which is that the right side of my neck and shoulder are chronically tight.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One thing I did today was get a massage, and I told the masseuse the same thing I tell every masseuse which is that the right side of my neck and shoulder are chronically tight.
I brought my work phone on this trip for the sheer joy of ignoring it buzzing with notifications inside my backpack (also in case I needed to use it as a hotspot)
It's over there buzzing away and whatever people need they're going to have to sort out themselves, it's my birthday
It's over there buzzing away and whatever people need they're going to have to sort out themselves, it's my birthday
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I brought my work phone on this trip for the sheer joy of ignoring it buzzing with notifications inside my backpack (also in case I needed to use it as a hotspot)
It's over there buzzing away and whatever people need they're going to have to sort out themselves, it's my birthday
It's over there buzzing away and whatever people need they're going to have to sort out themselves, it's my birthday
before everyone gets excited, let's find out if he has any tattoos
I assume people are not aware of the Quaker cowboy running a real campaign as a Democrat for a red district in affluent exurban North Jersey. here he is
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
before everyone gets excited, let's find out if he has any tattoos