Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
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Sara
@aeirlys.bsky.social
· Jan 3
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According to Wikipedia, my high school has produced 6 MLB guys. I've never heard of any of them except the one from my year. I don't know if that's a lot, it seems like this country is about 3% professional baseball players by volume.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
According to Wikipedia, my high school has produced 6 MLB guys. I've never heard of any of them except the one from my year. I don't know if that's a lot, it seems like this country is about 3% professional baseball players by volume.
he was wrassling that balrog for TEN DAYS
It's important that I get a large sample size of answers to this:
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
he was wrassling that balrog for TEN DAYS
the goddamn RELIEF of finding out your friend is FINALLY leaving her trash husband
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
the goddamn RELIEF of finding out your friend is FINALLY leaving her trash husband
Baby's Day Out (1994) www.bbc.com/news/article...
How a missing infant uncovered prolific baby traffickers
An arrest led to the discovery of the country's most prolific baby traffickers.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Baby's Day Out (1994) www.bbc.com/news/article...
at the life stage where I am googling menopause + [weird symptom] and yelling MOTHERFUCKER at least once a week
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
at the life stage where I am googling menopause + [weird symptom] and yelling MOTHERFUCKER at least once a week
I like that some skaters are like, "my program is about overcoming my parents dying in a plane crash" or "we got invaded by Russia" and some are like "I'm a minion" or "sketch of a guy in a circle"
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I like that some skaters are like, "my program is about overcoming my parents dying in a plane crash" or "we got invaded by Russia" and some are like "I'm a minion" or "sketch of a guy in a circle"
you know what's magical? self-adhering stretch bandages. the children do not know the pain of trying to anchor an elastic bandage with those little grabby clips that didn't work for shit
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
you know what's magical? self-adhering stretch bandages. the children do not know the pain of trying to anchor an elastic bandage with those little grabby clips that didn't work for shit
be the charismatic megafauna stirring up insects that you want to see in the world
Tiny bird supremacy.
(Was a good day for birbs yesterday; think the tiny ones deserve some attention).
Both of these friends followed me a good way down the track. Very likely because I was stirring up insects, but it at least *feels* adorably friendly.
(Was a good day for birbs yesterday; think the tiny ones deserve some attention).
Both of these friends followed me a good way down the track. Very likely because I was stirring up insects, but it at least *feels* adorably friendly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
be the charismatic megafauna stirring up insects that you want to see in the world
I bet every single one of these assholes was bitching about the traffic
Can't be overstated how much the ultra wealthy are single handedly destroying the planet
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I bet every single one of these assholes was bitching about the traffic
voluntary selective mute twink is stuck in a transdimensional plot loop with a manic pixie dream princess and the embodiment of toxic masculinity
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
voluntary selective mute twink is stuck in a transdimensional plot loop with a manic pixie dream princess and the embodiment of toxic masculinity
[jeb, sobbing] this is what I've been saying and no one believed me
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
[jeb, sobbing] this is what I've been saying and no one believed me
if you are the nottingham forest support who is an oracle database professional and sims 4 modder, please raise your hand
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
if you are the nottingham forest support who is an oracle database professional and sims 4 modder, please raise your hand
listen, you gotta respect a woman who does this in a sport where your pissed off team mates could actually just shoot you
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
listen, you gotta respect a woman who does this in a sport where your pissed off team mates could actually just shoot you
ok that was fun but who is the josh johnson of explaining what happened in this year's half time show? is it josh again? someone help a suburban white lady out
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
ok that was fun but who is the josh johnson of explaining what happened in this year's half time show? is it josh again? someone help a suburban white lady out
I'm in Santa Monica with Nephew and a buddy of his and joked that they should play street chess and now I'm just standing here while they play street chess
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I'm in Santa Monica with Nephew and a buddy of his and joked that they should play street chess and now I'm just standing here while they play street chess
remember that in our current age of shitty AI search results, Google is still capable of delivering old-fashioned shitty search results
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
remember that in our current age of shitty AI search results, Google is still capable of delivering old-fashioned shitty search results
I am going to be able to recite Tara Lipinski's tiktok therapy botox commercial in my sleep by the end of these games
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I am going to be able to recite Tara Lipinski's tiktok therapy botox commercial in my sleep by the end of these games
after a lifetime of watching soccer, I am never going to be able to see a hockey player knock a puck out of the air with their hand without yelling HAND! HANDPUCK!
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
after a lifetime of watching soccer, I am never going to be able to see a hockey player knock a puck out of the air with their hand without yelling HAND! HANDPUCK!
Catching up on the figure skating that's already happened and it's time for my favorite game of Olympics viewership - scoring how much I hate this skater's music selection
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Catching up on the figure skating that's already happened and it's time for my favorite game of Olympics viewership - scoring how much I hate this skater's music selection
we simply cannot have that many teams named the [Major City] Rats
Stripping this of its original context because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
we simply cannot have that many teams named the [Major City] Rats
are you telling me that the president is not paying his bills no way man I can't believe it
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
are you telling me that the president is not paying his bills no way man I can't believe it
they got tired of being pogromed
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
they got tired of being pogromed
I understand how people who believe themselves to be Important Public Thinkers end up talking to Chotiner, but does this guy not have an agent to tell him absolutely not
Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I understand how people who believe themselves to be Important Public Thinkers end up talking to Chotiner, but does this guy not have an agent to tell him absolutely not
do u think we can get someone in Texas to sue ICE for aiding and abetting abortions
To put this in no uncertain terms: if you are gassed enough without protection you may lose your ability to bear children entirely.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
do u think we can get someone in Texas to sue ICE for aiding and abetting abortions
we are evolving from the woke mind virus to the woke prion disease, don't get it folded
It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
we are evolving from the woke mind virus to the woke prion disease, don't get it folded