you gotta have a real guilty conscience to be afraid of rope

they should get kendrick to do the soundtrack

I do not, because that fucker got got by a platter of garlic bread

oh god, the Irish are not people who are suited for the climate of Dubai

sure they are not in prison, but also, imagine being that pale in that desert, is that not just a different kind of prison?

Yeah I'm more interested in a herringbone weave blanket that mixes cotton colors

I did, because there's a brand called American Blossom that uses heritage cotton. They're in the list but I can't find a review that I trust.

listen, all I gave up was this big pile of plastic discs, it's not like I gave them actual money

pretty sure this is what the self-cleaning cycle is for

Right now I am leaning toward Bloomingdale's house brand Hudson Park but going to hold out for a black friday sale so I have plenty of time to change my mind

I cannot fix the democratic party but by god I am going to find the optimal set of percale sheets

worked great for anthony kennedy

Incredible

I have some knit upper house shoes from Kuru that changed my whole life

we love step-in sneakers from orthofeet dot come

the trick to pot roast is you gotta sear it and then remove it from the pan and saute the mirepoix and THEN this is the actual trick you mix in some tomato paste and caramelize that so it get smoky and sweet before you pour in your stock and add the meat back and braise it for at least 6 horus

a lot of tapes went: (1) Kid's Movie, (2) Family Comedy, (3) Adult Thriller, and (4) Comedy Special

which is how I accidentally watched Basic Instinct when I was like 12

I think I've told this story before but my mom's dad basically just recorded HBO for like 20 years and created this insane card catalog for the movie library he built. He'd have like 4-5 movies on a tape, and they'd be in whatever order HBO ran them that day

also people forget how easy it was to copy analog media! we had a whole separate VCR whose only purpose was copying tapes

we used to buy VHS tapes from the video rental store for I think $5 and $10 once they were no longer first run and the store only needed one or two copies and not the whole bunch they needed when something super popular dropped