Jamie Keller
@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
He/they +18
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
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Post something random or your december will be haunted
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Post something random or your december will be haunted
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this thanksgiving we have so much to be thankful for
🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead :)
he’s still dead :)
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this thanksgiving we have so much to be thankful for
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WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
Barenaked Ladies
Paramore
Carbon Leaf
Jurrasic Five
Sex Bruise
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Ok yall im trying to think of any mentors in (american) media that are even in the same league as Uncle Iroh.
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
There are probably like 20 top tier mentors in media (it’s a popular trope for a reason) and he is near the top.
Probably the number one tea enthusiast in all media.
Probably the number one tea enthusiast in all media.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ok yall im trying to think of any mentors in (american) media that are even in the same league as Uncle Iroh.
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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Ok so Unicorse is an asshole and the worst….but yeah this response has legit honest useful and healthy applications. Especially when dealing with angry asshats online.
a cartoon unicorn is sitting on a staircase and saying `` aaannndd why should i care ''
ALT: a cartoon unicorn is sitting on a staircase and saying `` aaannndd why should i care ''
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ok so Unicorse is an asshole and the worst….but yeah this response has legit honest useful and healthy applications. Especially when dealing with angry asshats online.
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
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homestar: come to bsky dot com!
voice offscreen: it's dot app
homestar: come to bsky dot com, it's dot app!
voice offscreen: it's dot app
homestar: come to bsky dot com, it's dot app!
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
homestar: come to bsky dot com!
voice offscreen: it's dot app
homestar: come to bsky dot com, it's dot app!
voice offscreen: it's dot app
homestar: come to bsky dot com, it's dot app!
Ok yall im trying to think of any mentors in (american) media that are even in the same league as Uncle Iroh.
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
There are probably like 20 top tier mentors in media (it’s a popular trope for a reason) and he is near the top.
Probably the number one tea enthusiast in all media.
Probably the number one tea enthusiast in all media.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ok yall im trying to think of any mentors in (american) media that are even in the same league as Uncle Iroh.
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
Closest I can think of is Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World.
Who am I forgetting ? Are there any others even close to those two?
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fionna and cake season 2 opening theme makes me want fionna x huntress wizard
cuck finn he deserves it.
cuck finn he deserves it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
fionna and cake season 2 opening theme makes me want fionna x huntress wizard
cuck finn he deserves it.
cuck finn he deserves it.
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remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
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Trump's 28 point "peace plan" that was written by the Russians is officially dead. Trump has already given up on his ultimatum of cutting off intel and weapon sales.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trump's 28 point "peace plan" that was written by the Russians is officially dead. Trump has already given up on his ultimatum of cutting off intel and weapon sales.
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Hey. I don't know about y'all. But when I say "Universal" I mean UNIVERSAL.
I don't care whether or not a kids parents can pay for school lunch, just give them access to food if they want or need it.
Period.
Same for healthcare, housing, clean water etc.
Basic. Human. Needs.
I don't care whether or not a kids parents can pay for school lunch, just give them access to food if they want or need it.
Period.
Same for healthcare, housing, clean water etc.
Basic. Human. Needs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey. I don't know about y'all. But when I say "Universal" I mean UNIVERSAL.
I don't care whether or not a kids parents can pay for school lunch, just give them access to food if they want or need it.
Period.
Same for healthcare, housing, clean water etc.
Basic. Human. Needs.
I don't care whether or not a kids parents can pay for school lunch, just give them access to food if they want or need it.
Period.
Same for healthcare, housing, clean water etc.
Basic. Human. Needs.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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