Jamie Keller
@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
He/they +18
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
@acab4cutie.top and @themckenziest.gay thought you’d enjoy would enjoy dragging me for this…. (But the above post explains it…but honestly I probably deserve mockery anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@acab4cutie.top and @themckenziest.gay thought you’d enjoy would enjoy dragging me for this…. (But the above post explains it…but honestly I probably deserve mockery anyway.
The only flavor (maybe) worse than pop rock Oreos. This abysmal slop.
THEY DIDNT USE THE GHRAM CRACKER COOKIES THEY KEPT THE CHOCOLATE COOKIES?!
Ever spill Dimatap on the floorboard of a 1987 Chevy truck, scoop it up and eat it on toast? Yeah it was like that
THEY DIDNT USE THE GHRAM CRACKER COOKIES THEY KEPT THE CHOCOLATE COOKIES?!
Ever spill Dimatap on the floorboard of a 1987 Chevy truck, scoop it up and eat it on toast? Yeah it was like that
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The only flavor (maybe) worse than pop rock Oreos. This abysmal slop.
THEY DIDNT USE THE GHRAM CRACKER COOKIES THEY KEPT THE CHOCOLATE COOKIES?!
Ever spill Dimatap on the floorboard of a 1987 Chevy truck, scoop it up and eat it on toast? Yeah it was like that
THEY DIDNT USE THE GHRAM CRACKER COOKIES THEY KEPT THE CHOCOLATE COOKIES?!
Ever spill Dimatap on the floorboard of a 1987 Chevy truck, scoop it up and eat it on toast? Yeah it was like that
I’m more of a Chipmunks on Low Places guy myself.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m more of a Chipmunks on Low Places guy myself.
There are reason to be on both apps.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There are reason to be on both apps.
BlueSky feed order never misses.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
BlueSky feed order never misses.
Here is roxkababy.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here is roxkababy.
I just wanted to check with you before sicking the baby on you
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just wanted to check with you before sicking the baby on you
I am colorblind. Can someone tell me if this pork is cooked all the way through or not?
October 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am colorblind. Can someone tell me if this pork is cooked all the way through or not?
@acab4cutie.top passing this on as relevant to your interests :
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@acab4cutie.top passing this on as relevant to your interests :
@themckenziest.gay I saw the Reddit post and seriously thought it was sincerely about @acab4cutie.top like the poster was one of her friends.
I don’t fully understand the context (second picture. Might have to click to expand it) but still that’s funny.
I don’t fully understand the context (second picture. Might have to click to expand it) but still that’s funny.
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@themckenziest.gay I saw the Reddit post and seriously thought it was sincerely about @acab4cutie.top like the poster was one of her friends.
I don’t fully understand the context (second picture. Might have to click to expand it) but still that’s funny.
I don’t fully understand the context (second picture. Might have to click to expand it) but still that’s funny.
@themckenziest.gay thought you needed to see this for reasons.
August 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@themckenziest.gay thought you needed to see this for reasons.
Oh I have music deep cut lore dump for you!
Booji Boy was ijitially named Boogie Boy. but at a very very early thing, they rannoutnof the letter G for the captions/sign/whatever.
so they changed the spelling and stuck with it.
Booji Boy was ijitially named Boogie Boy. but at a very very early thing, they rannoutnof the letter G for the captions/sign/whatever.
so they changed the spelling and stuck with it.
June 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh I have music deep cut lore dump for you!
Booji Boy was ijitially named Boogie Boy. but at a very very early thing, they rannoutnof the letter G for the captions/sign/whatever.
so they changed the spelling and stuck with it.
Booji Boy was ijitially named Boogie Boy. but at a very very early thing, they rannoutnof the letter G for the captions/sign/whatever.
so they changed the spelling and stuck with it.
June 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tree1: honey it was just a movie it’s not real
Tree2: I know it’s just body horror gets to me I. OH MY TREE GOD LOOK AT THAT ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL KILL IT!!!!!
Banyan tree: ….ok rude
Tree2: I know it’s just body horror gets to me I. OH MY TREE GOD LOOK AT THAT ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL KILL IT!!!!!
Banyan tree: ….ok rude
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tree1: honey it was just a movie it’s not real
Tree2: I know it’s just body horror gets to me I. OH MY TREE GOD LOOK AT THAT ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL KILL IT!!!!!
Banyan tree: ….ok rude
Tree2: I know it’s just body horror gets to me I. OH MY TREE GOD LOOK AT THAT ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL KILL IT!!!!!
Banyan tree: ….ok rude
also…I can’t tell if that is her or not but I’m going to believe it is because I see minimal downside to this new core belief.
March 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
also…I can’t tell if that is her or not but I’m going to believe it is because I see minimal downside to this new core belief.
Saw this a while back and had saved it. Crossed my mind it belonged here.
March 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Saw this a while back and had saved it. Crossed my mind it belonged here.
Omg you guys. KawaiitRiot on Twitter is updating the board s as new mtg cards come out.
Please tell me you all are in the same early internet niche as me and get this joke because this is amazing.
Please tell me you all are in the same early internet niche as me and get this joke because this is amazing.
March 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Omg you guys. KawaiitRiot on Twitter is updating the board s as new mtg cards come out.
Please tell me you all are in the same early internet niche as me and get this joke because this is amazing.
Please tell me you all are in the same early internet niche as me and get this joke because this is amazing.
@acab4cutie.top context is available upon request (or just the alt text) but I saw this and decided it was deeply relevent to the Venn diagram of your and my interests.
January 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@acab4cutie.top context is available upon request (or just the alt text) but I saw this and decided it was deeply relevent to the Venn diagram of your and my interests.
My midnight snack has glimpsed horrors beyond its ken.
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My midnight snack has glimpsed horrors beyond its ken.
I saw this and saved it and…it’s doing some weird work in my brain.
December 3, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I saw this and saved it and…it’s doing some weird work in my brain.
I had this in my head for the last week. Unsure if I think it’s true or not or who would appreciate it. But I figure you’ll like it:
December 2, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I had this in my head for the last week. Unsure if I think it’s true or not or who would appreciate it. But I figure you’ll like it:
Because HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
CONTENT WANRING. JUST LIKE READ THE TITLE…BUT HOLY FUCK I WAS NOTNPREPARED I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
CONTENT WANRING. JUST LIKE READ THE TITLE…BUT HOLY FUCK I WAS NOTNPREPARED I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Because HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
CONTENT WANRING. JUST LIKE READ THE TITLE…BUT HOLY FUCK I WAS NOTNPREPARED I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
CONTENT WANRING. JUST LIKE READ THE TITLE…BUT HOLY FUCK I WAS NOTNPREPARED I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
WUBRG Wednesday you say?
This guy was how I turned “I have a Coalition Victory deck that is already singleton…I can cut the banned Victories and use thenonly 5 color legend I own!
This guy was how I turned “I have a Coalition Victory deck that is already singleton…I can cut the banned Victories and use thenonly 5 color legend I own!
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
WUBRG Wednesday you say?
This guy was how I turned “I have a Coalition Victory deck that is already singleton…I can cut the banned Victories and use thenonly 5 color legend I own!
This guy was how I turned “I have a Coalition Victory deck that is already singleton…I can cut the banned Victories and use thenonly 5 color legend I own!