Adam the Useless
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Adam the Useless
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What the actual fuck, Apple
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Are the functional substitutes in the room with us?
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So glad Windows 11 has an “update and shut down” option that invariably boots right back up
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Ice cream trucks should cruise around playing soft jazz at 2 AM
September 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Why are people still acting like Newsom is somehow our only hope for 2028 when 1) it is 2025 and 2) Pritzker is RIGHT THERE
August 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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My kids are still young, but I've started talking to my oldest (9) about AI, media literacy and the internet the same way someone might talk to their kids about sex or drugs. I think we have to.
I filed a FOIA request with the FTC to get user complaints about ChatGPT.

In one case from Utah, a mother reports her son was experiencing a delusional breakdown and ChatGPT told him to stop taking his medication. The AI bot also told him that his parents were dangerous.
'This Was Trauma by Simulation': ChatGPT Users File Disturbing Mental Health Complaints
Gizmodo obtained consumer complaints to FTC through a FOIA request.
gizmodo.com
August 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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beans
July 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Okay. The people have spoken.

For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).

Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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A lot of 12 year olds are going to learn the phrase "op sec" in the next few years.

"Are those burner shoes?"
"I didn't think --"
"You're not SUPPOSED to fucking THINK, Skylar, you're supposed to follow FUCKING PROTOCOL."
“Inside the heel of the shoe, a small insert can be lifted to reveal the compartment. Then, parents can track the location of their child — or, at least their child’s shoes.”
Skechers is making kids' shoes with a hidden AirTag compartment | TechCrunch
Skechers launches kids' shoes with built-in AirTag holder.
techcrunch.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.
“Wikipedia is this economic anomaly. In many ways, it’s sort of magical that people will just volunteer without explicit economic incentives to create artifacts that are meant to share knowledge with everyone in the world”
July 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I am once again asking everyone to fucking quit Spotify
So AI-generated music is not only all over Spotify, spammers have figured out how to get AI songs onto the profiles of real artists, many of whom are dead. Reason #23723487849 to quit spotify and also a reminder we live in hell

www.404media.co/spotify-publ...
Spotify Publishes AI-Generated Songs From Dead Artists Without Permission
"They could fix this problem. One of their talented software engineers could stop this fraudulent practice in its tracks, if they had the will to do so."
www.404media.co
July 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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its awesome how liberals will set 36 million dollars on fire to back a rapist if you gave me like 1/10th of that i could basically solve every material problem for everyone i've met.
just wanna put these two images next to each other for posterity's sake
June 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I mean, if people are happier at the Nazi Bar, I won't stop them from going back, they just need to be aware of what that says about them
It's the four stages.

Bluesky.
Bluesky Is Murder.
Bluesky is Dead.
Twitter, here we come.

Then the guitarist leaves and the lead singer turns into an arsehole.
June 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“There’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law” is a hell of a true statement. If you don’t believe it, ask yourself if you’ve ever seen a cop go the speed limit
Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so it’s important to know your rights before you’re face-to-face with ICE agents.

While there’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, here’s what they can and can’t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. ⤵️
What Are My Rights During an ICE Raid?
Immigration law can be tricky, but here's what you should know.
www.teenvogue.com
June 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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If you are arrested during a protest or action against ICE or CPD in Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.

(This is an offer for criminal defense; I unfortunately don't do immigration law.)
June 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
These are incredible, everyone look at them
#HKAM25 Days 26, 27, 28, 29 - Markoth, Colosseum, Mosskin Tribe, City of Tears

Almost done with posting these! This style has been highly enjoyable to paint with.

#hollowknight #art
June 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Say hello to "Cleveland Steamer Willie," everyone! He'll be in charge of your entertainment for the foreseeable future.

#liveactionremake #cartoon #animation #satire #comic #clevelandsteamerwillie #steamboatwillie
May 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Cis Americans, if you do one single thing today please let it be to contact your representative. You have no idea how many US trans people I follow who are freaked the fuck out

And for everyone else, if America does it, your country will use America as an example of how they can do it too. Speak up
IMPORTANT: Nationwide ban on Medicaid covering gender affirming care is in the House bill.
Prohibition on #Medicaid coverage of gender affirming care extended from youth under age 18 to all beneficiaries (4/x)
May 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Still one of the best Onion News Network segments.
May 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM