A Damned Stemple
@adamstemple.bsky.social
Writer, musician, asshole.
www.adamstemple.com
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make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Live
Live and Let Live
make a Bond movie casual
On Her Majesty's Postal Service
On Her Majesty's Postal Service
make a Bond movie casual
Skydip
Skydip
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Live
Live and Let Live
Not entirely sure the Netflix commentators have ever seen a football game before.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not entirely sure the Netflix commentators have ever seen a football game before.
Anti-gay Trump schill Snoop on the halftime show. Fucking prick.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Anti-gay Trump schill Snoop on the halftime show. Fucking prick.
Someone put up a list of best movies that I disagreed with. I didn’t comment on it. I’m thinking last minute addition to Santa’s Nice List. 👍
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Someone put up a list of best movies that I disagreed with. I didn’t comment on it. I’m thinking last minute addition to Santa’s Nice List. 👍
Every Republican is a pedo. Until we find one who isn’t, this is my hill.
Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Every Republican is a pedo. Until we find one who isn’t, this is my hill.
“You’re pretty good. You should think about doing this for real.” — rando at a gig. A paying gig. A regular, paying gig, like the other regular paying gigs I did 4-5 nights a week for a living.
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“You’re pretty good. You should think about doing this for real.” — rando at a gig. A paying gig. A regular, paying gig, like the other regular paying gigs I did 4-5 nights a week for a living.
Beast Reality - Merry Muthaf*#%in' Xmas (feat. Xzibit)
YouTube video by Goodboy Noah
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is nice.
Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is nice.
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If you like a book?
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you like a book?
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Censors playing whack-a-mole with these. Keep downloading and uploading folks!
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Censors playing whack-a-mole with these. Keep downloading and uploading folks!
Just when you thought Rowling couldn’t get any worse.
I’m joking, of course. That bigoted loon can always get worse.
I’m joking, of course. That bigoted loon can always get worse.
this is wild but I’m not exactly surprised to learn that JK Rowling thinks Lolita is “a great and tragic love story” given her rather narrow and regressive worldview.
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just when you thought Rowling couldn’t get any worse.
I’m joking, of course. That bigoted loon can always get worse.
I’m joking, of course. That bigoted loon can always get worse.
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months of coverage like “mayor mamdani? some jews fear the worst” and my man is out there enjoying some latkes with inigo montoya
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
months of coverage like “mayor mamdani? some jews fear the worst” and my man is out there enjoying some latkes with inigo montoya
I can’t say definitively that every famous right winger is a pedophile. It’s just that we’ve never found one who isn’t.
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can’t say definitively that every famous right winger is a pedophile. It’s just that we’ve never found one who isn’t.
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Shot and chaser
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shot and chaser
My goal is to sit down and write. Honestly, it’s the only hard part of the job.
My 2026 writing goal is to finally finish this novel in the first half and then write weird shit for the second half. What's your writing goal?
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My goal is to sit down and write. Honestly, it’s the only hard part of the job.
“Posts of JOKES THAT EVEN YOU WOULD FIND TO BE IN POOR TASTE, NORMALLY, BUT NOT IN THIS CASE.”
Probably me posting those TBH.
Probably me posting those TBH.
“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN.
It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Posts of JOKES THAT EVEN YOU WOULD FIND TO BE IN POOR TASTE, NORMALLY, BUT NOT IN THIS CASE.”
Probably me posting those TBH.
Probably me posting those TBH.
Thinking of getting “civil discourse” tattooed on my knuckles.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thinking of getting “civil discourse” tattooed on my knuckles.
My favorite is obviously the Russian “You’re not getting fucked so don’t wiggle your ass.”
A thread of how to say “nobody asked you” from around the world, starting with this one…
A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”
A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My favorite is obviously the Russian “You’re not getting fucked so don’t wiggle your ass.”
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December 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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