a blue lobster
@abluelobster.bsky.social
Musician, writer, Twitch streamer, lover of obscure trivia. Child of ‘70s punk rockers.
Former Twitter hyperlocal political gimmick account.
The shiny Pokémon of lobsters.
https://twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
Former Twitter hyperlocal political gimmick account.
The shiny Pokémon of lobsters.
https://twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
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Chilling Flames
Written as fan music for the lich lord vtuber Amunedal. Was inspired by a combination of the NES Castlevania games, Bach, and their intro music which is Bear Ghost's Necromancin Dancin.
soundcloud.com
First original music I've written in a while, and the first original chiptune I think I've ever finished.
Please enjoy!
Please enjoy!
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𝚒𝚏 (𝚒 == "𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚜") {
𝚒 = "𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚜";
}
𝚒 = "𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚜";
}
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
𝚒𝚏 (𝚒 == "𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚜") {
𝚒 = "𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚜";
}
𝚒 = "𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚜";
}
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
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epic of gilgamesh is a kind of yaoi
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
epic of gilgamesh is a kind of yaoi
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Cinnamon bark lube.
I would not recommend.
This is my lich wisdom for the day.
I would not recommend.
This is my lich wisdom for the day.
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Cinnamon bark lube.
I would not recommend.
This is my lich wisdom for the day.
I would not recommend.
This is my lich wisdom for the day.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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First original music I've written in a while, and the first original chiptune I think I've ever finished.
Please enjoy!
Please enjoy!
Chilling Flames
Written as fan music for the lich lord vtuber Amunedal. Was inspired by a combination of the NES Castlevania games, Bach, and their intro music which is Bear Ghost's Necromancin Dancin.
soundcloud.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
First original music I've written in a while, and the first original chiptune I think I've ever finished.
Please enjoy!
Please enjoy!
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Polished render of last post's animation. Audio from Cera Gibson on Youtube.
September 27, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Polished render of last post's animation. Audio from Cera Gibson on Youtube.
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“every time theres a republican president the economy collapses” feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy
Congrats to everyone who put Republicans in charge "for the economy," the first three quarters of 2025 already had more layoffs than any of the years in which Biden or Obama was President except 2009 (when Dems were still cleaning up the prior Republican mess).
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“every time theres a republican president the economy collapses” feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy
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![BBC NEWS
[photo of a very silly shaped dog]
Scientists reveal the secret](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7swqbl4sdpvqgeyaclbm5g4a/bafkreihu44b3lxpxra2mrzugzgimnarg3ynun3vca4yl22izu3vxqgw5eu@jpeg)
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Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax
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I just donated to the Greater Boston Food Bank and Meals On Wheels. Why now? Because all of these organizations are getting ready for the coming storm. They're probably getting better deals now than they'll be able to after November 1. And, honestly, why *not* now? Carpe diem.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I just donated to the Greater Boston Food Bank and Meals On Wheels. Why now? Because all of these organizations are getting ready for the coming storm. They're probably getting better deals now than they'll be able to after November 1. And, honestly, why *not* now? Carpe diem.
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“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
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Graph of British Rivers
July 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Graph of British Rivers
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Like and/or RT if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico and/or your mother is very proud of you.
May 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Like and/or RT if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico and/or your mother is very proud of you.
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In that non-alt texted chatgpt feeding delusions post going around, one person mentions: chatgpt will *never* tell you to shut the fuck up, log the fuck off, go take a nap, what the fuck are you talking about, etc.
Unlike a human, it'll endlessly yes, and along with you, *no matter the subject*
Unlike a human, it'll endlessly yes, and along with you, *no matter the subject*
May 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In that non-alt texted chatgpt feeding delusions post going around, one person mentions: chatgpt will *never* tell you to shut the fuck up, log the fuck off, go take a nap, what the fuck are you talking about, etc.
Unlike a human, it'll endlessly yes, and along with you, *no matter the subject*
Unlike a human, it'll endlessly yes, and along with you, *no matter the subject*
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There it is. The clam before the storm.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There it is. The clam before the storm.
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To those who celebrate 🎉
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To those who celebrate 🎉
Playing the Lunar Remastered Collection!
twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
April 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Playing the Lunar Remastered Collection!
twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
Having been a fan of the Lunar games since the Sega CD days, I'll say this. $50 on Steam is a steep ask for two games no one outside North America ever even heard of. It's relying on a nostalgia grab. But you can't have nostalgia for something you've never experienced before.
April 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Having been a fan of the Lunar games since the Sega CD days, I'll say this. $50 on Steam is a steep ask for two games no one outside North America ever even heard of. It's relying on a nostalgia grab. But you can't have nostalgia for something you've never experienced before.