Abe Saffer
abesaffer.bsky.social
Abe Saffer
@abesaffer.bsky.social
Ok, let’s try this one
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February 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I don’t want there to be six more weeks of anything
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I'm with them.
January 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Biden’s inauguration occurred during the pandemic before open access to the vaccines. They didn’t do anything.
This is what happens when you know the president elect is not only a convicted criminal, but a vindictive prick as well.
January 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Mike Johnson, rn
January 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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To be fair, he’s know about trolling for attention
December 27, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Couldn’t think of the name Vixen so I just referred to her as “the reindeer Santa definitely fucks.”
December 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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The early-morning Senate approval of a stopgap spending bill will fund government operations until March, avoiding a government shutdown that could have hit Maryland's government-reliant economy hard.
marylandmatters.org/2024/12/21/d...
Senate passes budget bill early Saturday, heading off government shutdown - Maryland Matters
The Senate gave final approval early Saturday to a stopgap spending bill that will fund government operations until March, avoiding a government shutdown that could have hit Maryland's economy, with i...
marylandmatters.org
December 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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This is an incredible testament to the loss of local news coverage. A congresswoman disappeared for six months and no one noticed.
December 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Once again I am obliged to mention that I recently worked in a school district where the policy was teachers were not to accept gifts from parents worth more than $5 lest it affect our grading.
December 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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The Musk-Johnson government shutdown bill has been soundly defeated.

MAGA extremists in the House GOP are not serious about helping working class Americans.

They are simply doing the bidding of their wealthy donors and puppeteers.

Unacceptable.
December 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
December 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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They got every cop from the NYPD who wasn’t busting the Amazon union’s picket line in Maspeth
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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CR fails, 174-235. Things are dumb and will remain dumb.
December 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Congrats on eating this shit sandwich for two long years, Mike Johnson
CR fails, 174-235. Things are dumb and will remain dumb.
December 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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haha yes the gravy train is over for the, uh...the...uh...the kids...uh...with...the, uh, kids with...uhhhh...the kids with cancer
Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.

Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
December 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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Just popped over to truth social to do the work
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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The owner of the LA Times has asked for an alternative story from the norovirus's perspective
A norovirus outbreak linked to oysters sickened at least 80 people who attended an event celebrating The Los Angeles Times’s annual list of the 101 best restaurants in the city, local health officials said. Tickets to the event cost $159, with VIP tickets going for close to $350 each.
Oysters Sicken at Least 80 at Restaurant Event in Los Angeles, Officials Say
The county Health Department said that the outbreak at the 101 Best Restaurants event was linked to a broader outbreak from oysters that have since been recalled.
nyti.ms
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Anubis has the chance to do the funniest thing
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
December 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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President Elon Musk wants to shutdown the government so he can pave the way for massive tax cuts for him and his billionaire insiders while your fucking grandma pays the bill out of her social security check.
December 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Democrats say it wouldn't have mattered if former president Obama had been born in Kenya. So why are they mad that the current president was born in South Africa?
December 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
*#Carson2038 laughing at dinner so much he’s on the verge of tears*
Me: you’re laughing so hard I’m worried you’re going to poop
Him: I already did

Where does he get it from?
December 18, 2024 at 12:04 AM