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Wow, I can post video!
August 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Also ends up supporting the "weird" messaging, because to the GOP, "family" is "I have seeded the future of the white race" whereas the majority of Americans experience "family" in the Fast & Furious sense, it's the people who care about them.
August 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Oof, my one weakness.

Dealing into 13 Orphans. Again. And again. And again.
August 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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My wife was telling our friends that in the creole of her home island (créole réunionnais) there's a saying, "gro loto, ti cabo," which means "big car/truck, small dick," and our friend said he wanted a sticker of that for his big truck, so I made this.
July 7, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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Tales from school visits on book tour ✏️
(The kids are alright)
July 8, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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i liked that the song that saves the universe wasnt a very good song, because everybody who ever existed at all moments in time were playing it at once, making it a huge and very happy mess. look how much fun thomas the apostle is having. he is not doubting jesus' cowbell playing at all
July 8, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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you owe them everything. when you cracked a cold one with those boys you were signing a contract that never expires.
They’re not our besties, but they’re more than just acquaintances. How much of ourselves do we owe our “medium friends”?
The Vexing Problem of the ‘Medium Friend’
They’re not our besties, but they’re more than just acquaintances. How much of ourselves do we owe them?
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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FOR GENERATIONS TO COME yellow5.com/pokey
June 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Fog and sunlight do neat things together 🤝
June 7, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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I don't do this like ever but: This is Tako. She's Henry's diabetic alert dog. Five years ago we drove over to Eastern Washington so she could get TPLO surgery (kind of like ACL surgery for dogs). (1/8)
May 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
It's easy thing to miss, but how often do *you* show off your paystub? When I was union (USW!) it was commonplace.

CBAs specify wages, so everyone knows how much everyone makes. We're not boasting, we're comparing for fuckups and wage theft, and issues are spotted (and fixed) fast because of it.
This is why they spend a half billion a year on union busting
May 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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My new collection of autobio comics and sketches from the last year or so is here! Lovingly compiled and collected in a nice physical zine for the first time ever. Wow! 40 pages! Colour! WOWEE!

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Luci...
May 26, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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My friend's weirdo kid (maybe 15 yrs old?) drew this -- I have no context at all; I just saw it randomly on my friend's wife's Insta, no other information available but I do believe it was done for the lulz. 🤷‍♂️
May 13, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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TCAF!
This weekend!
Aaaaaa!
Please come say hi to me and help my suitcase be lighter on my long journey back to the UK haha
May 6, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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LMM
Visit the post for more.
swanboy.com
May 5, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I'm not going to pretend I don't get tilted when someone kicks my ass in mahjong, but games where my loss is entirely the fault of bad luck are *way* more infuriating.
April 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Googling “Mona Lisa Overdrive Brothers In Arms mashup” to see if the most powerful driving song possible exists.
April 19, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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t.co/gbykfqpiOn I released a new album (anyone on the conelrad patreon can get a code to download it for free, check the conelrad patreon)! It's 12 drone tracks that were originally exclusive to Patreon but are now released for the first time as a polished, reworked, remastered compilation
Drone Alone, by conelrad
12 track album
t.co
March 25, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Forever silently fuming that The Empty Man is unavailable in its original 2.39:1 presentation.
March 21, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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Listen, I am all for not having the counters. I know Masto doesn't, I know it's better for people to not see them.. But the reason Instagram made them optional and TwiX is removing them is not to make you feel better. It's to hide them failing to be a proper platform where you get seen without P2W.
kim-hu.com Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · Mar 16
I KNOWWWW.. no talk of the other place, but I just learned that TwiX is removing the Likes and RT counter on posts in a transparent attempt to soothe the bluechecks whining about the non engagement and I am laughing so loud.
March 16, 2024 at 2:53 PM
March 16, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Riichi mahjong already has a bunch of rules so I'm just gonna propose:

If you end up in 4th at the end of the game without getting ron'd, you should automatically win.

Think of it like a hyperpowered mangan-at-draw. Because seriously, those games are the *fucking worst*.
March 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Well, there’s a song that just came back to me from decades ago.

youtu.be/Rjvt6xqKwV8
Teeny Little Super Guy
Teeny Little Super Guy intro, originally from Sesame Street. Copyright Sesame Street Workshop, thanks to them for letting this stay up!
youtu.be
March 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Where in Leonard Cohen’s discography are you currently at in your life?

youtu.be/FsMbDbeSBn4
March 12, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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ai artist stares at buckaroo chef as they pour heart and soul into a homemade meal. 'you can just get those at costco in a bag of 30'. ai artist goes back to soggy burrito with ice cold middle and takes another bite 'sucker has no idea he will be obsolete when costco has the tech for 300 per bag'
ai artist pushing the two minute button and then start on their microwave: 'i feel bad for the people who arent learning prompts right now theyre gonna get left behind by us tech-forward chefs'
March 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM