326 Bureau Chief (New and Improved!)
@326bureauchief.bsky.social
Lawyer. Liberal. Chicagoan. (Northwest Burbs, really.) Blocking and reporting idiots for sport. Not quite ready to sell my soul for three-dollar gas just yet, thanks. Pronouns: dat guy / dat freakin' guy / dat guy's.
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If you're still on Twitter (or X), check this out.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you're still on Twitter (or X), check this out.
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Anyone posted this one yet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Anyone posted this one yet?
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MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
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MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
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I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
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From a spokesperson for U.S. Senator Elissa Slotkin:
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
From a spokesperson for U.S. Senator Elissa Slotkin:
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BREAKING:
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
BREAKING:
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
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i said to a friend it was a slow news day and then had to remind myself the president called for the execution of congress members and it’s just crazy how his blood lust has become routine
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i said to a friend it was a slow news day and then had to remind myself the president called for the execution of congress members and it’s just crazy how his blood lust has become routine
The oddest thing about this, apart from the sheer horror of it, is that he cashed in whatever argument he had about Charlie Kirk's murder -- an argument made in incredibly bad faith, but an argument just the same, which he used as a sword and shield -- *in a blink of an eye.*
Completely reckless.
Completely reckless.
Someone recently questioned me about whether I was actually being serious when I spoke of the serious threat posed to our nation.
They wondered if I was fear-mongering about Trump.
I wish I was.
I really wish I was.
They wondered if I was fear-mongering about Trump.
I wish I was.
I really wish I was.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The oddest thing about this, apart from the sheer horror of it, is that he cashed in whatever argument he had about Charlie Kirk's murder -- an argument made in incredibly bad faith, but an argument just the same, which he used as a sword and shield -- *in a blink of an eye.*
Completely reckless.
Completely reckless.
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"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
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Great thread explaining it all, which in short adds up to ....
The United States Department Of Justice can't litigate its way out of a paper bag without injury.
My God.
The United States Department Of Justice can't litigate its way out of a paper bag without injury.
My God.
The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Great thread explaining it all, which in short adds up to ....
The United States Department Of Justice can't litigate its way out of a paper bag without injury.
My God.
The United States Department Of Justice can't litigate its way out of a paper bag without injury.
My God.
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14 points, a year out.
BLUESKY ROUNDTABLE MEMBERS ASSEMBLE!
How, precisely, will the @democrats.org screw this up?
BLUESKY ROUNDTABLE MEMBERS ASSEMBLE!
How, precisely, will the @democrats.org screw this up?
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
14 points, a year out.
BLUESKY ROUNDTABLE MEMBERS ASSEMBLE!
How, precisely, will the @democrats.org screw this up?
BLUESKY ROUNDTABLE MEMBERS ASSEMBLE!
How, precisely, will the @democrats.org screw this up?
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The Pope definitely sings the Andriana Furs jingle in the shower
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Pope definitely sings the Andriana Furs jingle in the shower
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Do you think they sang the Menard's jingle together?
It was an honor for MK and me to meet with Pope Leo XIV – a son of Illinois – to express the pride and reverence of the people of this great state. Pope Leo XIV’s message of hope, compassion, unity, and peace resonates with Illinoisans of all faiths and traditions.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Do you think they sang the Menard's jingle together?
ILLINOIS TWINS ACTIVATE.
(rings touch)
FORM OF ... DIPPED BEEFS.
(rings touch)
FORM OF ... DIPPED BEEFS.
It was an honor for MK and me to meet with Pope Leo XIV – a son of Illinois – to express the pride and reverence of the people of this great state. Pope Leo XIV’s message of hope, compassion, unity, and peace resonates with Illinoisans of all faiths and traditions.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
ILLINOIS TWINS ACTIVATE.
(rings touch)
FORM OF ... DIPPED BEEFS.
(rings touch)
FORM OF ... DIPPED BEEFS.
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Well damn if the First Circuit didn't have my full attention with the start of this opinion. www.courtlistener.com/opinion/1073...
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Well damn if the First Circuit didn't have my full attention with the start of this opinion. www.courtlistener.com/opinion/1073...
This is on Dorothy Parker's level.
i'm thinking about doing a live reading of Nuzzi's entire book and selling tickets to raise funds for a charity that teaches kids not to read
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is on Dorothy Parker's level.
It means we are in a hell that we designed.
"There was the flag as it mutated from metaphorical to literal weapon, as it was marred by a corruption of the American character that could not be understood or even fully observed through the prism of the partisan binary."
if anyone can tell me what this means i'll buy you dinner
if anyone can tell me what this means i'll buy you dinner
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It means we are in a hell that we designed.
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this is quite possibly the worse writing i have ever experienced. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
this is quite possibly the worse writing i have ever experienced. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
Excuse me.
Olivia Nuzzi .... wrote this down.
These actual words, in this order.
This is what you are telling us.
Olivia Nuzzi .... wrote this down.
These actual words, in this order.
This is what you are telling us.
I stood on a rock. The rock was a gun. And everyone pointed the gun at me. The Politician called "Rocks," he said: He was so smart. Smart like a rock.
My cat was on fire.
My cat was on fire.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Excuse me.
Olivia Nuzzi .... wrote this down.
These actual words, in this order.
This is what you are telling us.
Olivia Nuzzi .... wrote this down.
These actual words, in this order.
This is what you are telling us.
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women