326 Bureau Chief (New and Improved!)
@326bureauchief.bsky.social
Lawyer. Liberal. Chicagoan. (Northwest Burbs, really.) Blocking and reporting idiots for sport. Not quite ready to sell my soul for three-dollar gas just yet, thanks. Pronouns: dat guy / dat freakin' guy / dat guy's.
Just waking up here in the States and....
Uff da. That bad, huh?
Uff da. That bad, huh?
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Just waking up here in the States and....
Uff da. That bad, huh?
Uff da. That bad, huh?
The Trump Administration took irony out of its grave -- long resting since Kissinger got his Peace Prize (Christopher Hitchens #skypoint ... or ... erm ... #nonskypoint).
The Administration revived it, and then knocked off irony again with this fucking stunt.
Unreal.
The Administration revived it, and then knocked off irony again with this fucking stunt.
Unreal.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The Trump Administration took irony out of its grave -- long resting since Kissinger got his Peace Prize (Christopher Hitchens #skypoint ... or ... erm ... #nonskypoint).
The Administration revived it, and then knocked off irony again with this fucking stunt.
Unreal.
The Administration revived it, and then knocked off irony again with this fucking stunt.
Unreal.
Good God. That's just petty as hell.
I mean: normally I'd appreciate pettiness like this. But fucking with democratic processes to this degree? Nope. Not havin' it. NOT PERMISSIBLE.
I mean: normally I'd appreciate pettiness like this. But fucking with democratic processes to this degree? Nope. Not havin' it. NOT PERMISSIBLE.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Good God. That's just petty as hell.
I mean: normally I'd appreciate pettiness like this. But fucking with democratic processes to this degree? Nope. Not havin' it. NOT PERMISSIBLE.
I mean: normally I'd appreciate pettiness like this. But fucking with democratic processes to this degree? Nope. Not havin' it. NOT PERMISSIBLE.
This is the world we live in now.
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is the world we live in now.
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
Bold move there.
(looks at chips)
Call.
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🤣
(looks at chips)
Call.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bold move there.
(looks at chips)
Call.
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🤣
(looks at chips)
Call.
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Admirable effort on this website, Kevin. Very good.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Admirable effort on this website, Kevin. Very good.
Well done, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well done, sir.
PREEEEEEACH
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
PREEEEEEACH
There is never a situation where you hafta hand it to Yale, but.... damn.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There is never a situation where you hafta hand it to Yale, but.... damn.
Oh, that warms the part of my geek heart that is occupied by the likes of the Albany Plan of Union and the Third Amendment. Well done.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh, that warms the part of my geek heart that is occupied by the likes of the Albany Plan of Union and the Third Amendment. Well done.
Guys.
We could be days away from a shooting war with Venezuela.
A war that the Congress has not declared.
If there was ever an impeachable offense, this would be it.
Screw the War Powers Resolution argument. Venezeula has not attacked us, at all. We would be attacking without provocation.
We could be days away from a shooting war with Venezuela.
A war that the Congress has not declared.
If there was ever an impeachable offense, this would be it.
Screw the War Powers Resolution argument. Venezeula has not attacked us, at all. We would be attacking without provocation.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Guys.
We could be days away from a shooting war with Venezuela.
A war that the Congress has not declared.
If there was ever an impeachable offense, this would be it.
Screw the War Powers Resolution argument. Venezeula has not attacked us, at all. We would be attacking without provocation.
We could be days away from a shooting war with Venezuela.
A war that the Congress has not declared.
If there was ever an impeachable offense, this would be it.
Screw the War Powers Resolution argument. Venezeula has not attacked us, at all. We would be attacking without provocation.
I just had to block and report someone for advocating violence.
I am not gonna stand for that. From anybody.
Just so we are *totally fucking clear* on that.
And it isn't fucking "virtue signaling" either. It's doing the right fucking thing.
Fuck.
I am not gonna stand for that. From anybody.
Just so we are *totally fucking clear* on that.
And it isn't fucking "virtue signaling" either. It's doing the right fucking thing.
Fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I just had to block and report someone for advocating violence.
I am not gonna stand for that. From anybody.
Just so we are *totally fucking clear* on that.
And it isn't fucking "virtue signaling" either. It's doing the right fucking thing.
Fuck.
I am not gonna stand for that. From anybody.
Just so we are *totally fucking clear* on that.
And it isn't fucking "virtue signaling" either. It's doing the right fucking thing.
Fuck.
NO.
NO SIR.
That pun was bang out of order.
You're booked.
NO SIR.
That pun was bang out of order.
You're booked.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
NO.
NO SIR.
That pun was bang out of order.
You're booked.
NO SIR.
That pun was bang out of order.
You're booked.
Excellent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Excellent.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
LOOK, OHIO.
WE GOTTA TALK.
Am I to understand that in order to use the internet, fully, I gotta fork over my social security number to prove that I am an adult?
Why on Earth did you pass a law say-- OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK SOMETH--
Never mind.
Answered my own question.
Bye.
WE GOTTA TALK.
Am I to understand that in order to use the internet, fully, I gotta fork over my social security number to prove that I am an adult?
Why on Earth did you pass a law say-- OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK SOMETH--
Never mind.
Answered my own question.
Bye.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
LOOK, OHIO.
WE GOTTA TALK.
Am I to understand that in order to use the internet, fully, I gotta fork over my social security number to prove that I am an adult?
Why on Earth did you pass a law say-- OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK SOMETH--
Never mind.
Answered my own question.
Bye.
WE GOTTA TALK.
Am I to understand that in order to use the internet, fully, I gotta fork over my social security number to prove that I am an adult?
Why on Earth did you pass a law say-- OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK SOMETH--
Never mind.
Answered my own question.
Bye.
Hmmmm.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hmmmm.
The Niagara Falls (Ont.) gift shops know the score.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Niagara Falls (Ont.) gift shops know the score.
If she didn't exist, we would have to create her in order to fill the gaping void.
She is *one of one.*
She is a pure masterpiece of dipshittery, in human form.
Wow.
She is *one of one.*
She is a pure masterpiece of dipshittery, in human form.
Wow.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If she didn't exist, we would have to create her in order to fill the gaping void.
She is *one of one.*
She is a pure masterpiece of dipshittery, in human form.
Wow.
She is *one of one.*
She is a pure masterpiece of dipshittery, in human form.
Wow.
"haha, target" ... very good, sir.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"haha, target" ... very good, sir.
Mornin' to you too.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Mornin' to you too.