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The Polar Express for the PlayStation 2
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30s | InfoSec Octopus | Game Development Multiclasser | I legit have no fucking idea what to put here | FFXIV and Toontown Online?
Anyone who parades AI's presumed competency replacing workers *as a result of its competency* ALWAYS either:

A. Has a vested interest in you believing that AI is inevitable and is better than you and everyone you know at absolutely everything.

or

B. Has no fucking idea what they're talking about.
youtu.be/56HJQm5nb0U?...

Absolutely amazing video from start to finish.

Anyone who says that AI will be replacing any sort of programmer in the next five years, let alone the next six months, has absolutely no goddamned idea what they're talking about.
Can AI Pass Freshman CS?
YouTube video by mt_xing
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
youtu.be/56HJQm5nb0U?...

Absolutely amazing video from start to finish.

Anyone who says that AI will be replacing any sort of programmer in the next five years, let alone the next six months, has absolutely no goddamned idea what they're talking about.
Can AI Pass Freshman CS?
YouTube video by mt_xing
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hot take but a massive amount of the "bloat" game development as an industry deals with is a direct result of forcing game devs to work on mediocre games made as a product to support a business and "be safe" rather than...ya know. a game.
Veteran developer Adrian Chmielarz (Painkiller, Witchfire) said his world view was ruined after he found out that 'Clair Obscur Expedition 33' was made by people who never made (not all but some) a game before.

www.thegamer.com/clair-obscur...
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I recently got approved to take the SANS Incident Handler course (SEC504), and there's a frankly unbelievable amount of AI dogshit in this course.
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Stranger Things: Giving people exceptionally unrealistic expectations about the emotional competency of the average DnD player.
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Gonna start the new year off by removing Windows and Microsoft entirely from my network. Fuck Microsoft entirely.
“"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our ‘theory of the mind’ that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other,” says Nadella."

What are you even TALKING ABOUT, man?
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is now blogging about AI slop
Nadella doesn’t want to argue about AI slop anymore
www.theverge.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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there will never be total divestment from the game awards as long as it continues to do this so the better conversations right now are 'how can we pressure him to do better' versus 'stop paying attention to it damn you'
There's been a massive spike in Expedition 33 copies sold since the Game Awards. It's sold an extra 200K+ copies since: 76% on Steam, 21% on PS5, and 3% on Xbox.

Since the event, 52K Xbox players accessed E33 via Game Pass for the first time.

Link: alineaanalytics.substack.com/p/the-game-a...
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Anyways cancel Disney+. Make shareholder value drop through the floor.
Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI and is investing $1B into the company

• Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars

• Some of these AI-generated videos will be released on Disney+
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
im so tired.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Dec 8
With The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants swimming into theaters on December 19, Burger King has revealed a new collab featuring menu items such as Mr. Krabs’ Cheesy Bacon Tots and Patrick’s Star-berry Shortcake Pie.
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Having just finished MP4, and having grown up with Hunters as one of my absolute favorite game, it honestly baffles me how much they gassed up Sylux as part of the game and he legit isn't there for 95% of it.
Well, I am almost done with Metroid Prime 4 now. Absolutely baffled by some of it. They made such a big deal of Sylux and yet the way he’s explained feels so extraneous from the rest of the game. What the hell was that all about?
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
There's going to be an entire generation of directors, managers, and executives who will have built their career off of simply saving companies going all-in on AI.
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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look man i played hours of mario kart world and I like it, but STILL haven't seen the 80 dollars in it.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's utterly fucking wild to me that one of the biggest "influencers" I was told to follow at the beginning of my cybersecurity career is someone who, without a single drop of red team experience, is trying to write a book on "entry level" Red Teaming with an AI generated cover to boot.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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TEA HAS BEEN CLEARED TONIGHT!!! MY FIRST ULTIMATE WITH AMAZING PEOPLE!!! 🥰 #FFXIV
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Megabonk guides are really funny because every one of them essentially boil down to "just get lucky lol"
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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To 'AI First' Companies.
Remember, there are no AI generated customers.
People invest in people.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Vaccinate your children, yourselves and your pets.
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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It is always ethical to bully Amazon.
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM