#technopriest
Silly pictures aside XD, I find this track oddly calming and relaxing🙈. I like to listen to it (well, in fact the extended version of it) while working or doing task my PC (a tre technopriest?)
cursed computer images over "Children of the Omnissiah"
YouTube video by Frankabyte
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November 18, 2024 at 4:36 AM
OK so I was just telling someone about this and realised I had to share because while I am a Disney Princess who duets with rare endangered birds and feeds swans by hand, I am also a Warhammer 40,000 technopriest
September 26, 2023 at 1:13 AM
May the last clown-king be strangled with the guts of the any technopriest that happens to be hanging around.
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
twenty years out from having to get the technopriest to spill goat's blood on your pc to remove a virus
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It's two sides of the same human.

Having known very old school ones irl, they were idiotic technopriest types at the same time they were populating listservs.

Always had it in them.
March 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Nominus Prime used to do this, and nobody could stop him once he starts

He's Brainstorm's (he's a technopriest in this AU) idol, much to Sunstorm's (his sire) extreme annoyance
#kxposts
How to end a meeting,

Tilt your head back, roll your eyes, and start saying the Lord’s Prayer in the original Aramaic while deepening your voice.
November 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Apologies! I forgot the alt text again and the tag for the Jon Hodgson backdrops
#JHBackdrops
Here we go:
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
nanoforge steam goddess technopriest empress
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Really? The species with shared racial knowledge has better odds of making their own tech work than the dogmatic technopriest who thinks he has to waft incense over everything before pressing the on switch?

You know, I think there might be a simpler solution to this conundrum...
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We ... are... the.. TECHNOPRIEST !

Fears us, the god machine will guide us to our duty of knowledge.

We will kill every Xenos and heretics who try to stop us.

We are the Adeptus Mechanicus ! Your corpse will be study and will be wisely use...

🦏: @babypupvoki.pet
Artist💕: @pietskaa.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Les propriétaires des LLM vont finir par devenir comme les technopriest de Warhammer 40K ...
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Artist Juan Giménez. But it's in the same setting as THE INCAL and TECHNOPRIEST.
November 27, 2024 at 2:08 AM
calling the technopriest over to soothe the machine spirit so that the squad can sync up their lovesense codes in preparation for the incoming ork raid
January 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I repeat the tone of my prior tweet:

… unbelievable… insane… utterly incomprehensible…

That’s why the markets are jumping like a guy having a panic attack. There is zero confidence in anything other than more stochastic terrorism from the Tweeter In Chief & his loathsome, meddlesome Technopriest.
So that tweet that made the stock markets completely reverse for a few minutes claiming that Trump was considering a 90-day pause of all tariffs except China is completely made up.

Kevin Hassett never said that during his Fox & Friends interview -- he said Trump will decide what Trump decides.
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Analista de sistema ❌

TechnoPriest ✅
June 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
lol my first thought. A nonzero number of people seem to think even working with the LLM tools is itself a kind of esoteric knowledge suited only for an anointed technopriest

And like nah, man - just log in and ask questions, provide images, etc and it will give you *something* in return
March 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Average Technopriest advice
January 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I felt like a god damned technopriest every time I did a defrag.

Yeah not to worry. I am ON TOP OF THIS SHIT.
I miss disk defrag. I could press that little button and watch the colours get contiguous and feel like I achieved something that day
October 7, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I absolutely adore all the planned Long-term nuclear waste warning messages, my favourite ones are the glowing cats looked after by a dedicated team of monks. I personally would volunteer to establish His Majesty’s Loyal and Cloistered Scholars of the Atomic Technopriest Brotherhood.
June 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This über technopriest is *downsizing* his networking equipment. <gasp> downsizing. He could have a stack of L3 switches that sound like jet engines, but he chooses not to. Behold the man's restrained taste ! I should do this more often.
After downsizing my networking equipment, I removed the 34" x 18" media center from the wall, and started cleaning up the cabling. Soon I'll terminate the ethernet cables so they sit flush with the power socket and use patch cables to wire up my router.

Yes, my router is powered by a USB-C cable.
December 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
The sacramental rite for my bottom surgery involved drinking 64oz of Gatorade with an entire bottle of Miralax mixed in out of a pitcher shaped like a skull 💀

So yes, the 🤖technopriest✝️ is correct

Gatorade™️ is holy water and a perfectly adequate commercial liquid in which to baptize your child 👶🏼
This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A technopriest officiates to appease the machine's soul (Superphénix breeder reactor, Creys-Malville nuclear site, late 80's) - via r/GiscardPunk
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Oughhhh Team Hackross of the Bombshell Mercenaries
October 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM