Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
@loudestklaxons.bsky.social
Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
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Making a megathread of my transformers AU schizoposts that may or may not also be extremely dubiously horny
Who the fuck is lighting rocket fireworks at
10.30am
10.30am
February 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Who the fuck is lighting rocket fireworks at
10.30am
10.30am
Next time I'm taking the full week off for new year like everyone else
February 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Next time I'm taking the full week off for new year like everyone else
Fuck I shouldve taken today off
I am so fucking sleepy
I am so fucking sleepy
February 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Fuck I shouldve taken today off
I am so fucking sleepy
I am so fucking sleepy
Thinking about that video of that guy killing a wild boar with a spear drop from the top of a water tower again
February 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Thinking about that video of that guy killing a wild boar with a spear drop from the top of a water tower again
I love lotuses so much guys
February 19, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I love lotuses so much guys
Reposted by Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
you have to be patient with david 🙂↕️
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
you have to be patient with david 🙂↕️
Dude what black magic did mother nature do to petai trees to make their beans taste so fucking good again
February 19, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Dude what black magic did mother nature do to petai trees to make their beans taste so fucking good again
Mezzanine is still one of the greatest albums ever recorded
February 19, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Mezzanine is still one of the greatest albums ever recorded
Advertise you accent with a GIF
Well it flip flops between "bastardised transatlantic" and this
Well it flip flops between "bastardised transatlantic" and this
February 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Advertise you accent with a GIF
Well it flip flops between "bastardised transatlantic" and this
Well it flip flops between "bastardised transatlantic" and this
Reposted by Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
big boobs warm your hand, small boobs warm your heart
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
big boobs warm your hand, small boobs warm your heart
Fuck
Too much outdoor time this past week
I need to sleep at home for the next 2 weekends and not talk to people after this Saturday
Too much outdoor time this past week
I need to sleep at home for the next 2 weekends and not talk to people after this Saturday
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Fuck
Too much outdoor time this past week
I need to sleep at home for the next 2 weekends and not talk to people after this Saturday
Too much outdoor time this past week
I need to sleep at home for the next 2 weekends and not talk to people after this Saturday
Here in my googledy bunker
February 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Here in my googledy bunker
Rapiers are just oversized stilletos with an added cutting edge
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Rapiers are just oversized stilletos with an added cutting edge
AGATHOS DAIMON
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
AGATHOS DAIMON
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
The lyrics to O Father O Satan O Sun is still the one song I can still recite purely from memory
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The lyrics to O Father O Satan O Sun is still the one song I can still recite purely from memory
AKEPHALOS
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 AM
AKEPHALOS
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
"I am a fencer."
vs
"I am a fence."
vs
"I am a fence."
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"I am a fencer."
vs
"I am a fence."
vs
"I am a fence."
"No, no, you're all going about this wrong. See,"
"Exocet."
"He's not attracted to 'people' in general, regardless of sex. Demeanours, however, are a different story."
"Don't you dare."
"Which is why even though he'll act like he hates it, manhandling him-"
"You MOTHERFUCKER-"
#kxposts #kxsats
"Exocet."
"He's not attracted to 'people' in general, regardless of sex. Demeanours, however, are a different story."
"Don't you dare."
"Which is why even though he'll act like he hates it, manhandling him-"
"You MOTHERFUCKER-"
#kxposts #kxsats
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I SUMMON POT OF GREED
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I SUMMON POT OF GREED
To health, wealth, and prosperity
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
To health, wealth, and prosperity
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
Is that an african or a european swallow?
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Is that an african or a european swallow?
Opinion: Edelweiss beer tastes better when flat
February 17, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Opinion: Edelweiss beer tastes better when flat