Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
@loudestklaxons.bsky.social
Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
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Making a megathread of my transformers AU schizoposts that may or may not also be extremely dubiously horny
*Avalanche record scratch*
That boy needs therapy
That boy needs therapy
Seriously though
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
*Avalanche record scratch*
That boy needs therapy
That boy needs therapy
Seriously though
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Seriously though
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
>Hank’s personality is so messed up is because the writers can’t decide whether Pym is a good guy, a conflicted scientist, a arrogant know-it-all, or a troubled superhero with a bipolar disorder
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
>Hank’s personality is so messed up is because the writers can’t decide whether Pym is a good guy, a conflicted scientist, a arrogant know-it-all, or a troubled superhero with a bipolar disorder
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
I have developed a sudden morbid fascination with wave and tsunami climbing footage from boats
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have developed a sudden morbid fascination with wave and tsunami climbing footage from boats
Rythe Lythandas is a hack of an artist who has 3 identical paintings hanging in his living room alone
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Rythe Lythandas is a hack of an artist who has 3 identical paintings hanging in his living room alone
The imperial elixir of immortality is cigarette bong water and desk wood vodka
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The imperial elixir of immortality is cigarette bong water and desk wood vodka
Veterinarian Batman, in which instead of becoming a surgeon like Thomas did, Bruce did a vet degree and personally monitors/vaccinates every single bat living in the caves under the manor
#kxposts
#kxposts
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Veterinarian Batman, in which instead of becoming a surgeon like Thomas did, Bruce did a vet degree and personally monitors/vaccinates every single bat living in the caves under the manor
#kxposts
#kxposts
Reposted by Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
bonus timelapse
(the black screen thing is when csp acts up n I accidentally fill tools everything black lol)
#timelapse #valveplug #artProcess #sketch #prowl #nsfwTransformers #roboboobs #nipplepiercings
(the black screen thing is when csp acts up n I accidentally fill tools everything black lol)
#timelapse #valveplug #artProcess #sketch #prowl #nsfwTransformers #roboboobs #nipplepiercings
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
bonus timelapse
(the black screen thing is when csp acts up n I accidentally fill tools everything black lol)
#timelapse #valveplug #artProcess #sketch #prowl #nsfwTransformers #roboboobs #nipplepiercings
(the black screen thing is when csp acts up n I accidentally fill tools everything black lol)
#timelapse #valveplug #artProcess #sketch #prowl #nsfwTransformers #roboboobs #nipplepiercings
Throw enough ink on some paper and if you're lucky, it might start resembling something when you squint from afar
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Throw enough ink on some paper and if you're lucky, it might start resembling something when you squint from afar
Also they might steal your card info
Emphasis on using standard platforms and calling your bank if you need to
Emphasis on using standard platforms and calling your bank if you need to
E-commerce scams will:
1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1
Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1
Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Also they might steal your card info
Emphasis on using standard platforms and calling your bank if you need to
Emphasis on using standard platforms and calling your bank if you need to
E-commerce scams will:
1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1
Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1
Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
E-commerce scams will:
1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1
Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1
Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
My room fucking stinks of calligraphy ink right now
Never use sumi ink with the windows closed, ever
Never use sumi ink with the windows closed, ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My room fucking stinks of calligraphy ink right now
Never use sumi ink with the windows closed, ever
Never use sumi ink with the windows closed, ever
Future clothing goals:
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Future clothing goals:
Ah yes, make a wrong turn and you'll find yourself driving far from civilisation on some random ass expressway bypass for 30 minutes
Hello again, skve my old friend
Hello again, skve my old friend
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ah yes, make a wrong turn and you'll find yourself driving far from civilisation on some random ass expressway bypass for 30 minutes
Hello again, skve my old friend
Hello again, skve my old friend
God I fucking hate driving to damansara
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
God I fucking hate driving to damansara
The crackpipe raccoon is my spiritual animal
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The crackpipe raccoon is my spiritual animal
Confucius say "man behind car gets exhausted, man in front of car gets tired"
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Confucius say "man behind car gets exhausted, man in front of car gets tired"
Imagine sitting on the hood of this fuckasd thing
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Imagine sitting on the hood of this fuckasd thing
He is Not Okay
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He is Not Okay
Someone pushed his head down
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Someone pushed his head down
