Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
@loudestklaxons.bsky.social
Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
Pinned
Making a megathread of my transformers AU schizoposts that may or may not also be extremely dubiously horny
Rapiers are just oversized stilletos with an added cutting edge
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Rapiers are just oversized stilletos with an added cutting edge
AGATHOS DAIMON
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
AGATHOS DAIMON
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
OF PLAGUE
AND FEVER
THY NAME
IS NOWHERE
THY NAME IS NEVER
LIBERATE ME
IGNITE THE SEEDS
BIND NOT
TO GUILT
IGNIS GEHENNIALIIIIIISSSS
The lyrics to O Father O Satan O Sun is still the one song I can still recite purely from memory
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The lyrics to O Father O Satan O Sun is still the one song I can still recite purely from memory
AKEPHALOS
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 AM
AKEPHALOS
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
SHINE THROUGH ME
COME FORTH IN WAR
COME FORTH IN PEACE
BRING DOWN THE SUN
EXTINGUISH ALL THE STARS
LET ME REMAIN
IN SPLENDOUR OF THY LIGHT
BORNLESS ONE
AS DARKNESS BRIGHT
FOUND NOT IN TONGUES
FOUND NOT IN LIGHT
BRING DOWN THE RAIN
DRAIN WATERS OF STYX
FAUSTIAN LUMINARY
REDEEM, BLASPHEME
"I am a fencer."
vs
"I am a fence."
vs
"I am a fence."
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"I am a fencer."
vs
"I am a fence."
vs
"I am a fence."
"No, no, you're all going about this wrong. See,"
"Exocet."
"He's not attracted to 'people' in general, regardless of sex. Demeanours, however, are a different story."
"Don't you dare."
"Which is why even though he'll act like he hates it, manhandling him-"
"You MOTHERFUCKER-"
#kxposts #kxsats
"Exocet."
"He's not attracted to 'people' in general, regardless of sex. Demeanours, however, are a different story."
"Don't you dare."
"Which is why even though he'll act like he hates it, manhandling him-"
"You MOTHERFUCKER-"
#kxposts #kxsats
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I SUMMON POT OF GREED
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I SUMMON POT OF GREED
To health, wealth, and prosperity
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
To health, wealth, and prosperity
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
Cheers 🧨🀄🏮🧧
Is that an african or a european swallow?
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Is that an african or a european swallow?
Opinion: Edelweiss beer tastes better when flat
February 17, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Opinion: Edelweiss beer tastes better when flat
Reposted by Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
我啲朋友祝我恭喜發財、身體健康 🥹💗 嘩～我好幸運、好開心 🥰💖
但我大過佢哋…同埋冇到咩利是送畀佢哋 orz
好唔好意思。我真係好錫你哋！
新年快樂～🎉🧧🐴
但我大過佢哋…同埋冇到咩利是送畀佢哋 orz
好唔好意思。我真係好錫你哋！
新年快樂～🎉🧧🐴
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
我啲朋友祝我恭喜發財、身體健康 🥹💗 嘩～我好幸運、好開心 🥰💖
但我大過佢哋…同埋冇到咩利是送畀佢哋 orz
好唔好意思。我真係好錫你哋！
新年快樂～🎉🧧🐴
但我大過佢哋…同埋冇到咩利是送畀佢哋 orz
好唔好意思。我真係好錫你哋！
新年快樂～🎉🧧🐴
Taranis Redbark is a showoff who's always trying to impress Chordata, be it with fancy magic skills, unusual (and difficult to reach) scenic locations, and expensive musical instruments (fuck you Gedevere Hyrax, he DOES have income)
Chordata is honestly just happy to dance with him
#kxposts #kxsats
Chordata is honestly just happy to dance with him
#kxposts #kxsats
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Mason Alexander Telsot detests this holiday, because his ex-wife used it to backstab him with a ritual circle under bed, and stole his left eyeball
(hunted her for the next 4 years)
He spends the day drinking, sharpening crossbow bolts, and making bitter remarks at poor Ildrant
#kxposts #kxglxn
(hunted her for the next 4 years)
He spends the day drinking, sharpening crossbow bolts, and making bitter remarks at poor Ildrant
#kxposts #kxglxn
February 17, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Caliscae Redbark is a very simple woman with very simple wants, and that would be to just have a getaway romp with Rulinata in some meadow without the rest of the party bothering them
However, Rulinata prefers the bedroom, and they always spend more time arguing as a result
#kxposts #kxsats
However, Rulinata prefers the bedroom, and they always spend more time arguing as a result
#kxposts #kxsats
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Colt Blackwalker stopped going on dates after his (former)unit commander ruined every single one of them
The less said about his relationship with his estranged wife Cyan, the better
It's a miracle Ildrant even knows how relationships work, with his father's disastrous track record
#kxposts #kxglxn
The less said about his relationship with his estranged wife Cyan, the better
It's a miracle Ildrant even knows how relationships work, with his father's disastrous track record
#kxposts #kxglxn
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
In her youth Jargot Radler, would spend the day with the only man she's ever loved...
If he's around and not in deep cover
Otherwise, she spends the day drunk/hungover/passed out
Just like how she's spent every valentine's ever since she got promoted to director (of a spy agency)
#kxglxn #kxposts
If he's around and not in deep cover
Otherwise, she spends the day drunk/hungover/passed out
Just like how she's spent every valentine's ever since she got promoted to director (of a spy agency)
#kxglxn #kxposts
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Cygnus Blackwalker would spend the day like any other:
Being a headache of a thorn in Gervalus' side at work
(committing) Crime(s) does not stop for romance, especially when it can be used to further one's pursuit of it
#kxglxn #kxposts
Being a headache of a thorn in Gervalus' side at work
(committing) Crime(s) does not stop for romance, especially when it can be used to further one's pursuit of it
#kxglxn #kxposts
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Pyriot Dossenkorph is
Complicated
Very paranoid/repressed/obsessive
Has never let anyone know about the unprofessional feelings he harbours for his work partner
Convincing the fallen elder god freeloading in the back of his head to not kill said partner is as romantic as it gets with him
#kxposts
Complicated
Very paranoid/repressed/obsessive
Has never let anyone know about the unprofessional feelings he harbours for his work partner
Convincing the fallen elder god freeloading in the back of his head to not kill said partner is as romantic as it gets with him
#kxposts
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Pyriot Dossenkorph is
Complicated
Very paranoid/repressed/obsessive
Has never let anyone know about the unprofessional feelings he harbours for his work partner
Convincing the fallen elder god freeloading in the back of his head to not kill said partner is as romantic as it gets with him
#kxposts
Complicated
Very paranoid/repressed/obsessive
Has never let anyone know about the unprofessional feelings he harbours for his work partner
Convincing the fallen elder god freeloading in the back of his head to not kill said partner is as romantic as it gets with him
#kxposts
Ildrant Blackwalker is a hopeless romantic who does anything to get Sigaro's affection
Likes the classics, such as bringing her to (haunted) fun fairs, showering her with gifts (cursed antiques/paycheck from the last job), and going to a nice place for dinner (Riptide is there too)
#kxposts #kxglxn
Likes the classics, such as bringing her to (haunted) fun fairs, showering her with gifts (cursed antiques/paycheck from the last job), and going to a nice place for dinner (Riptide is there too)
#kxposts #kxglxn
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Gilderoy is ace, so he doesn't "get" the concept of romance
The only people he'd put in any effort for are:
Wyndel Plaisera (fellow ex-general)
Exocet (valet/old travel buddy)
and Batista Crux O'Hailey (university fwb)
We don't talk about the others he's fucked with (all red 🚩 btw)
#kxposts #kxsats
The only people he'd put in any effort for are:
Wyndel Plaisera (fellow ex-general)
Exocet (valet/old travel buddy)
and Batista Crux O'Hailey (university fwb)
We don't talk about the others he's fucked with (all red 🚩 btw)
#kxposts #kxsats
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Let's talk romance!
What would your character's ideal date night be?
Do they have anyone specific they would want to be with?
Or would they rather have a quiet night to themselves?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 17, 2026 at 5:43 AM
