Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
@loudestklaxons.bsky.social
Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
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Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
♠️
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Making a megathread of my transformers AU schizoposts that may or may not also be extremely dubiously horny
The only humanly possible way to enjoy the original red hood and the outlaws run is to be new to comics
Very new
Same goes for the follow up
Very new
Same goes for the follow up
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The only humanly possible way to enjoy the original red hood and the outlaws run is to be new to comics
Very new
Same goes for the follow up
Very new
Same goes for the follow up
Playback Time by Carson Clay is the greatest film of all time
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Playback Time by Carson Clay is the greatest film of all time
What kind of shit ass slop is sneaking into my search results now
Fucking google
Fucking google
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What kind of shit ass slop is sneaking into my search results now
Fucking google
Fucking google
Ah yes, my favourite genre of space sex:
Magical space sex plants that give free temporary bottom surgeries
Magical space sex plants that give free temporary bottom surgeries
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ah yes, my favourite genre of space sex:
Magical space sex plants that give free temporary bottom surgeries
Magical space sex plants that give free temporary bottom surgeries
Waiter, waiter!
More of Kyle suffering please
More of Kyle suffering please
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Waiter, waiter!
More of Kyle suffering please
More of Kyle suffering please
Ma'am, your robot is about to overdose on space sex.
Yes, space sex.
What's the difference? Well, it's sex, in space. Space sex.
Yes, they can overdose on it. Yes, you should be worried.
Yes, space sex.
What's the difference? Well, it's sex, in space. Space sex.
Yes, they can overdose on it. Yes, you should be worried.
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ma'am, your robot is about to overdose on space sex.
Yes, space sex.
What's the difference? Well, it's sex, in space. Space sex.
Yes, they can overdose on it. Yes, you should be worried.
Yes, space sex.
What's the difference? Well, it's sex, in space. Space sex.
Yes, they can overdose on it. Yes, you should be worried.
You're missing a "generative AI" tag thete bucko
This is one of the worst things I have ever seen
Fuck you
This is one of the worst things I have ever seen
Fuck you
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You're missing a "generative AI" tag thete bucko
This is one of the worst things I have ever seen
Fuck you
This is one of the worst things I have ever seen
Fuck you
Missionary, so that they can continue to wordlessly glare at each other as they have the most awkward and unfulfilling hatesex due to shitty mental gymnastics convincing them both that they need to "win" by not saying a thing
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Missionary, so that they can continue to wordlessly glare at each other as they have the most awkward and unfulfilling hatesex due to shitty mental gymnastics convincing them both that they need to "win" by not saying a thing
I need to touch grass
And get a job
And get a job
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I need to touch grass
And get a job
And get a job
Hear me out
Red Dragon but with Sinestro has Hannibal Lecter and Hal Jordan as Will Graham
Silence of the Lambs with Kyle Rayner in the shoes of Clarice Starling
Red Dragon but with Sinestro has Hannibal Lecter and Hal Jordan as Will Graham
Silence of the Lambs with Kyle Rayner in the shoes of Clarice Starling
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hear me out
Red Dragon but with Sinestro has Hannibal Lecter and Hal Jordan as Will Graham
Silence of the Lambs with Kyle Rayner in the shoes of Clarice Starling
Red Dragon but with Sinestro has Hannibal Lecter and Hal Jordan as Will Graham
Silence of the Lambs with Kyle Rayner in the shoes of Clarice Starling
Someone reuploaded the Jonah Hex short film!
They split it into 3 parts, easily searchable
If you haven't seen it, you should. It's super atmospheric.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXs...
They split it into 3 parts, easily searchable
If you haven't seen it, you should. It's super atmospheric.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXs...
DC Showcase Jonah Hex Part 1 HD
YouTube video by 𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒕-𝑯𝒆𝒙
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Someone reuploaded the Jonah Hex short film!
They split it into 3 parts, easily searchable
If you haven't seen it, you should. It's super atmospheric.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXs...
They split it into 3 parts, easily searchable
If you haven't seen it, you should. It's super atmospheric.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXs...
Giant Enemy Crab
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Giant Enemy Crab
My one wish for Absolute Green Arrow is to have the first arc be about the rest of the family (except Dinah) taking up the mantle, sharing the GA name as they go bird hunting to avenge Ollie
It's okay I'm sure Carter will reincarnate just in time for the big Darkseid showdown anyways (right guys?)
It's okay I'm sure Carter will reincarnate just in time for the big Darkseid showdown anyways (right guys?)
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My one wish for Absolute Green Arrow is to have the first arc be about the rest of the family (except Dinah) taking up the mantle, sharing the GA name as they go bird hunting to avenge Ollie
It's okay I'm sure Carter will reincarnate just in time for the big Darkseid showdown anyways (right guys?)
It's okay I'm sure Carter will reincarnate just in time for the big Darkseid showdown anyways (right guys?)
Oh no, douchebag master baiter from that cringe gambling streamer site got arrested at last
How terrible
How terrible
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Oh no, douchebag master baiter from that cringe gambling streamer site got arrested at last
How terrible
How terrible
Inside you, there are two wolves
One is gay
The other one is gay
You are gay
One is gay
The other one is gay
You are gay
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Inside you, there are two wolves
One is gay
The other one is gay
You are gay
One is gay
The other one is gay
You are gay
*Avalanche record scratch*
That boy needs therapy
That boy needs therapy
Seriously though
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
*Avalanche record scratch*
That boy needs therapy
That boy needs therapy
Seriously though
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Seriously though
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
Hank Pym's crashout in EMH was so masterfully done, it almost feels unreal
Lightning in a bottle tier interpretation, mouse company would never
>Hank’s personality is so messed up is because the writers can’t decide whether Pym is a good guy, a conflicted scientist, a arrogant know-it-all, or a troubled superhero with a bipolar disorder
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
>Hank’s personality is so messed up is because the writers can’t decide whether Pym is a good guy, a conflicted scientist, a arrogant know-it-all, or a troubled superhero with a bipolar disorder
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
I'm pretty sure all these intersect on a Venn diagram with a good enough writer-editorial at the helm
I have developed a sudden morbid fascination with wave and tsunami climbing footage from boats
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have developed a sudden morbid fascination with wave and tsunami climbing footage from boats
Rythe Lythandas is a hack of an artist who has 3 identical paintings hanging in his living room alone
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Rythe Lythandas is a hack of an artist who has 3 identical paintings hanging in his living room alone
The imperial elixir of immortality is cigarette bong water and desk wood vodka
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The imperial elixir of immortality is cigarette bong water and desk wood vodka