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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
@loudestklaxons.bsky.social
Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
Block/hide if uncomfortable
Find me on ao3 (if you can)
Backup socials below
https://loudestklaxons.straw.page
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November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh the first one is a batik print pattern, and the second is actually a mesh and lace jacket on a black dress

THIS is embroidery
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Throw enough ink on some paper and if you're lucky, it might start resembling something when you squint from afar
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
E-commerce scams will:

1. Make a shitty cookie cutter website
2. Plaster it with fake discounts
3. Send you dropshipped garbage
4. Shut down before you can dispute
5. Repeat step 1

Be careful with who you buy from, and use reputable platforms guys
Also, the bank customer service is there, use them
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Future clothing goals:
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mirrors
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Imagine sitting on the hood of this fuckasd thing
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He is Not Okay
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Someone pushed his head down
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Reminder that occultist =/= wizard/warlock
They're different archetypes

This ratfuck of a man is the last person you should have casting fireballs from a wooden stick
No, his strategy to get rid of threats would be giving them a fake treasure map and hope his foes fall down a cursed well and die
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Henlo
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
What the fuck is this garbage now
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
tfw falling asleep
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Get yourself some manwhore friends
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sounds about right
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Relevant
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hehe
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The coffee here is still just as good as I remember it
Hard to believe it's been a year since I returned
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
🤨🏳️‍🌈?
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Them
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM