Promiscuous squirrel
wherever you are
I'm all alone
and it's you that I want
wherever you are
I'm all alone
and it's you that I want
January 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Promiscuous squirrel
wherever you are
I'm all alone
and it's you that I want
wherever you are
I'm all alone
and it's you that I want
I just met a red squirrel for the first time in my life! So pretty 🤩😍
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I just met a red squirrel for the first time in my life! So pretty 🤩😍
“Dort didn’t know what he hated more: communists or squirrels…..but he didn’t get, in particular, that he needed a communist squirrel in his life.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
“Dort didn’t know what he hated more: communists or squirrels…..but he didn’t get, in particular, that he needed a communist squirrel in his life.”
I regret to inform you that @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social and I sought Nutty Narrows Squirrel Bridge in Longview, Washington, but all that remains is this statue in honor of hero Steady Teddy, a local self-employed squirrel who in 1889 saved a child by leaping upon a poisoned cashew & devouring it.
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I regret to inform you that @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social and I sought Nutty Narrows Squirrel Bridge in Longview, Washington, but all that remains is this statue in honor of hero Steady Teddy, a local self-employed squirrel who in 1889 saved a child by leaping upon a poisoned cashew & devouring it.
I thought I was living a full life until I saw this and realized I need a webcam squirrel box in my yard.
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I thought I was living a full life until I saw this and realized I need a webcam squirrel box in my yard.
You met me at a very ground squirrel time in my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
You met me at a very ground squirrel time in my life
Moment of cute in this absolutely shitty darkest timeline.
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Moment of cute in this absolutely shitty darkest timeline.
i had a dream about an animal that was a hybrid between a squirrel and some other similar rodent that was a menace to local cardinal populations. i can't for the life of me remember the name of it. the name was a portmanteau of the two animals' names
January 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i had a dream about an animal that was a hybrid between a squirrel and some other similar rodent that was a menace to local cardinal populations. i can't for the life of me remember the name of it. the name was a portmanteau of the two animals' names
Got a squirrel that occasionally comes into our loft and so many of the solutions are "ANNIHALATE THE CREATURE. LURE IT WITH TREATS. END ITS LIFE."
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Got a squirrel that occasionally comes into our loft and so many of the solutions are "ANNIHALATE THE CREATURE. LURE IT WITH TREATS. END ITS LIFE."
Honey Tree Healing Farms donations based for those dreaming of a world free of homelessness, crime, & addiction. By hiring G.M. Angela for Reiki & life coaching, buying Fox & Squirrel Tea Co. & Winter Beachwear, funds channel into creating Honey Tree Healing Farms 21 Stone Healing & Wellness Center.
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Honey Tree Healing Farms donations based for those dreaming of a world free of homelessness, crime, & addiction. By hiring G.M. Angela for Reiki & life coaching, buying Fox & Squirrel Tea Co. & Winter Beachwear, funds channel into creating Honey Tree Healing Farms 21 Stone Healing & Wellness Center.
Google loves making random colleges of sketches or doodles i did specifically in 2016. 🤷🏾♀️ And it can't crop to save its life or recognize duplicates. #art #lovewinart #2016art
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Google loves making random colleges of sketches or doodles i did specifically in 2016. 🤷🏾♀️ And it can't crop to save its life or recognize duplicates. #art #lovewinart #2016art
I have seen one in nature exactly once.
Would have preferred a different option than 'slamming into that one window with the problem blinds the one time in my life I got them to stay up', but there we go. (Squirrel was fine, found the expected grip because that window had ivy, and was then off.)
Would have preferred a different option than 'slamming into that one window with the problem blinds the one time in my life I got them to stay up', but there we go. (Squirrel was fine, found the expected grip because that window had ivy, and was then off.)
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I have seen one in nature exactly once.
Would have preferred a different option than 'slamming into that one window with the problem blinds the one time in my life I got them to stay up', but there we go. (Squirrel was fine, found the expected grip because that window had ivy, and was then off.)
Would have preferred a different option than 'slamming into that one window with the problem blinds the one time in my life I got them to stay up', but there we go. (Squirrel was fine, found the expected grip because that window had ivy, and was then off.)
at first i got annoyed by milsky’s nonstop dortposting, but it was only after the squirrel post that i realized dort is a larger than life character. a ron burgundy in fatigues
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
at first i got annoyed by milsky’s nonstop dortposting, but it was only after the squirrel post that i realized dort is a larger than life character. a ron burgundy in fatigues
Rethuglicans have demonstrated that they don't give a flying squirrel f*ck about the citizens of MN!! Pam is an unprofessional and an unhinged liar who should be disbarred. If any other attorney did the illegal things she's done they would be disbarred for life!
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Rethuglicans have demonstrated that they don't give a flying squirrel f*ck about the citizens of MN!! Pam is an unprofessional and an unhinged liar who should be disbarred. If any other attorney did the illegal things she's done they would be disbarred for life!
My little friend living his best life in a squirrel box I put up in the yard.
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My little friend living his best life in a squirrel box I put up in the yard.
I haven't had much to say lately because life has just been hectic and weird! but if you want an indicator of how things have been going, I had to help my mom pull a southern flying squirrel (which live here in Florida) out of the bottom of our chaise lounge with a pair of salad tongs a few days ago
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I haven't had much to say lately because life has just been hectic and weird! but if you want an indicator of how things have been going, I had to help my mom pull a southern flying squirrel (which live here in Florida) out of the bottom of our chaise lounge with a pair of salad tongs a few days ago
As Squirrel Appreciation Day draws to a close, I'd like to share a picture of my favorite squirrel. I've known her for almost 2 years, her entire life.
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 AM
As Squirrel Appreciation Day draws to a close, I'd like to share a picture of my favorite squirrel. I've known her for almost 2 years, her entire life.
It's no longer squirrel appreciation day, but I for sure love and appreciate each and every one of the wonderful critters who make my life special.
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
It's no longer squirrel appreciation day, but I for sure love and appreciate each and every one of the wonderful critters who make my life special.
What I found shocked me! There was indeed a REAL tree monster in the forest. I saw a human skeleton fractured & spit out at its roots. I saw it eat a squirrel!
While I took some pictures it grabbed me in its branches & shook me to within an inch of my life. I lost my camera & almost my life!
3/3
While I took some pictures it grabbed me in its branches & shook me to within an inch of my life. I lost my camera & almost my life!
3/3
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
What I found shocked me! There was indeed a REAL tree monster in the forest. I saw a human skeleton fractured & spit out at its roots. I saw it eat a squirrel!
While I took some pictures it grabbed me in its branches & shook me to within an inch of my life. I lost my camera & almost my life!
3/3
While I took some pictures it grabbed me in its branches & shook me to within an inch of my life. I lost my camera & almost my life!
3/3
(Le français suit) Today we’re celebrating squirrels: curious, and full of life! Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day. Share your favorite squirrel pic!
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Aujourd’hui, on célèbre les écureuils : curieux et pleins de vie. Bonne Journée d’appréciation des écureuils! Partagez votre photo préférée!
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Aujourd’hui, on célèbre les écureuils : curieux et pleins de vie. Bonne Journée d’appréciation des écureuils! Partagez votre photo préférée!
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
(Le français suit) Today we’re celebrating squirrels: curious, and full of life! Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day. Share your favorite squirrel pic!
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Aujourd’hui, on célèbre les écureuils : curieux et pleins de vie. Bonne Journée d’appréciation des écureuils! Partagez votre photo préférée!
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Aujourd’hui, on célèbre les écureuils : curieux et pleins de vie. Bonne Journée d’appréciation des écureuils! Partagez votre photo préférée!
To those of you who are new, here are my previous Pride Flags, all made using suggestions from my followers.
January 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
To those of you who are new, here are my previous Pride Flags, all made using suggestions from my followers.
Go nuts for Squirrel Appreciation Day!
TIL arctic squirrels can hibernate for 8 months. Same, squirrels, same.
🧶 Hiber-knit with these squirrel knitting patterns like these from my post
intheloopknitting.com/squirrel-kni...
TIL arctic squirrels can hibernate for 8 months. Same, squirrels, same.
🧶 Hiber-knit with these squirrel knitting patterns like these from my post
intheloopknitting.com/squirrel-kni...
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Go nuts for Squirrel Appreciation Day!
TIL arctic squirrels can hibernate for 8 months. Same, squirrels, same.
🧶 Hiber-knit with these squirrel knitting patterns like these from my post
intheloopknitting.com/squirrel-kni...
TIL arctic squirrels can hibernate for 8 months. Same, squirrels, same.
🧶 Hiber-knit with these squirrel knitting patterns like these from my post
intheloopknitting.com/squirrel-kni...