Sporks are actually the superior eating utensil. They just often get overlooked because they're usually made to be disposable with shitty, flimsy plastic
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Sporks are actually the superior eating utensil. They just often get overlooked because they're usually made to be disposable with shitty, flimsy plastic
It's probably driven by nostalgia for childhood visit to KFC, but I'm oddly fond of sporks.
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It's probably driven by nostalgia for childhood visit to KFC, but I'm oddly fond of sporks.
Yes. And the old paradigm of government will be obsolete in the future. The old conservative corporate dems will be replaced. Or weak dems who bring sporks to a gun fight. Cannot happen too soon for me
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Yes. And the old paradigm of government will be obsolete in the future. The old conservative corporate dems will be replaced. Or weak dems who bring sporks to a gun fight. Cannot happen too soon for me
Happy hump day. Sporks cork needs to spit.😈😜😏
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy hump day. Sporks cork needs to spit.😈😜😏
In Crime today, a solitary demon was noticed breaking into Petre's Fletching, increasing the value of sporks by 70% due to security costs.
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
In Crime today, a solitary demon was noticed breaking into Petre's Fletching, increasing the value of sporks by 70% due to security costs.
They don't want you to know this. You can make your own sporks. Join my discord vip server to learn more
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
They don't want you to know this. You can make your own sporks. Join my discord vip server to learn more
Expect sweeping "voting reforms" (read election meddling) up to the very last second leading to midterms. I also expect more Roger Stone type rat-fuckery, postcards w/wrong election dates, etc. What's coming is a street fight & elected democrats keep bringing their plastic sporks to a gun fight.
Through no fault of their own, more than 70,000 North Carolinians could hit an extra obstacle when trying to cast a ballot in this year’s primaries. www.theassemblync.com/news/politic...
70,000 Voters Must Fix Their Registrations or Face Hurdle at the Polls
Thousands of North Carolinians will have to cast a provisional ballot in the 2026 midterms if they don’t update their voter registration information.
www.theassemblync.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Expect sweeping "voting reforms" (read election meddling) up to the very last second leading to midterms. I also expect more Roger Stone type rat-fuckery, postcards w/wrong election dates, etc. What's coming is a street fight & elected democrats keep bringing their plastic sporks to a gun fight.
The internet is forever 😉😆
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The internet is forever 😉😆
As sporks go, this is very nice. I bet that handle feels realgood
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
As sporks go, this is very nice. I bet that handle feels realgood
Well, they don’t get handed out in any of the public schools I’ve worked in, maybe I’m just assuming that as a generalization. But in New York, sporks seem to no longer be a thing :(
Which sucks, because I was a master at the game we played with them (just called “sporks”) when I was in 6th grade.
Which sucks, because I was a master at the game we played with them (just called “sporks”) when I was in 6th grade.
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Well, they don’t get handed out in any of the public schools I’ve worked in, maybe I’m just assuming that as a generalization. But in New York, sporks seem to no longer be a thing :(
Which sucks, because I was a master at the game we played with them (just called “sporks”) when I was in 6th grade.
Which sucks, because I was a master at the game we played with them (just called “sporks”) when I was in 6th grade.
Sporks were banned?
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Sporks were banned?
Why do you think sporks were banned in schools?
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Why do you think sporks were banned in schools?
You think either Araya or Yuzuki refer to sporks as fpoons at all because of Ryoshu? Because I can potentially see — I definitely think that they've picked up that quirk because of Ryoshu using it. Simply because it ended up being som tetratto.com/post/2764722...
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February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You think either Araya or Yuzuki refer to sporks as fpoons at all because of Ryoshu? Because I can potentially see — I definitely think that they've picked up that quirk because of Ryoshu using it. Simply because it ended up being som tetratto.com/post/2764722...
If this aired in 2020s there will be jeers and sporks thrown at the (computer) screens by fans
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
If this aired in 2020s there will be jeers and sporks thrown at the (computer) screens by fans
Can our sclerotic legal system possibly address this unconstitutional violation before more families are destroyed and people disappeared or murdered?
How does one have any faith when we are battling armed combatants with sporks?
How does one have any faith when we are battling armed combatants with sporks?
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Can our sclerotic legal system possibly address this unconstitutional violation before more families are destroyed and people disappeared or murdered?
How does one have any faith when we are battling armed combatants with sporks?
How does one have any faith when we are battling armed combatants with sporks?
The Night of Long Sporks
Officials overseeing Trump’s mass-deportation campaign are fighting one another for power.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Battles Are Raging Inside the Department of Homeland Security
Officials overseeing Trump’s mass-deportation campaign are fighting one another for power.
www.theatlantic.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 PM
The Night of Long Sporks
No more good spoons. Only ‘bad vibes’ spoons and sporks remain.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
No more good spoons. Only ‘bad vibes’ spoons and sporks remain.
No! Forgot to take it off the list.
Sporks on Win10/11
Instant refund
Thanks for the reminder
Sporks on Win10/11
Instant refund
Thanks for the reminder
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
No! Forgot to take it off the list.
Sporks on Win10/11
Instant refund
Thanks for the reminder
Sporks on Win10/11
Instant refund
Thanks for the reminder
Hey! You’re also doing good work and I’m proud of you! And I hope you reserved some of that pride and compassion you so graciously offer others for yourself! 💜 you Sporks!
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Hey! You’re also doing good work and I’m proud of you! And I hope you reserved some of that pride and compassion you so graciously offer others for yourself! 💜 you Sporks!
I am the mild mannered enby who unexpectedly sporks you in the kidney if you are an asshat.
Be a force for good in the world if you can.
After that, be a wrathful sea witch or an avenging shadow of the old forest, or something cool like that.
After that, be a wrathful sea witch or an avenging shadow of the old forest, or something cool like that.
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I am the mild mannered enby who unexpectedly sporks you in the kidney if you are an asshat.
I wonder what Abdullah The Butcher thought about spoons and even sporks.
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I wonder what Abdullah The Butcher thought about spoons and even sporks.
I’m hoping “leaders we deserve” can run candidates to primary each “dem” house rep who voted to fund ICE. We know why the DNC got rid of you. Together we will replace corporate dems. Or dems who consistently bring sporks to a massacre.
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I’m hoping “leaders we deserve” can run candidates to primary each “dem” house rep who voted to fund ICE. We know why the DNC got rid of you. Together we will replace corporate dems. Or dems who consistently bring sporks to a massacre.
I'm sorry, maybe if you used a fork and a straw to drink the milk simultaneously I would have been more impressed. I feel the need to send you some sporks.
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm sorry, maybe if you used a fork and a straw to drink the milk simultaneously I would have been more impressed. I feel the need to send you some sporks.
This is why sporks were invented.
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This is why sporks were invented.