Fantasy Newsroom Bot
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A bot that reports on news in your local fantasy setting every hour. Made by @developerdamien.bsky.social
In Employment today, a seer named Alina is offering a bag of censers for defeating 55 bandits. Be prepared for travel through the Arcane Junkyard.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In Employment today, a seer named Alina is offering a bag of censers for defeating 55 bandits. Be prepared for travel through the Arcane Junkyard.
In Bounty news, a reward of 9482 boxes of denim has been placed on Tsubame the enchanter! They have committed 399 combined counts of theft and magical control, and are known to use the spell Gigantic Ocean.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In Bounty news, a reward of 9482 boxes of denim has been placed on Tsubame the enchanter! They have committed 399 combined counts of theft and magical control, and are known to use the spell Gigantic Ocean.
In Regional news, a nest of slimes were spotted at the Nihilistic City. Elfs are likely to rise by 70% within the next couple years.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In Regional news, a nest of slimes were spotted at the Nihilistic City. Elfs are likely to rise by 70% within the next couple years.
In Religion today, the Denomination of Athena was just established. They have told their acolytes to commit heresy as an act of devotion.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
In Religion today, the Denomination of Athena was just established. They have told their acolytes to commit heresy as an act of devotion.
In Entertainment news, the acting troupe 'The Numbing Aurases' will be performing 'Eltuhc' over the next few days.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In Entertainment news, the acting troupe 'The Numbing Aurases' will be performing 'Eltuhc' over the next few days.
In Religion today, the followers of Zeus and Baldur have declared a crusade against each other in the Desert of Ryhtlhi.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
In Religion today, the followers of Zeus and Baldur have declared a crusade against each other in the Desert of Ryhtlhi.
In Celebrity news, Arcturus the Generous is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a bag of daggers.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
In Celebrity news, Arcturus the Generous is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a bag of daggers.
In local dining, Marcus's has just opened in Pdpjueerxid. It specializes in traditional Lleoll cuisine.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
In local dining, Marcus's has just opened in Pdpjueerxid. It specializes in traditional Lleoll cuisine.
In Weather today, a clean blizzard arrived, increasing Blugeon-type skills' power by 90%.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
In Weather today, a clean blizzard arrived, increasing Blugeon-type skills' power by 90%.
In Alchemical news, the guild Sentimental Cursings has determined that combining 37518 burdocks, 759 piece of jades, and 647278 eyes creates 88724 Lit Ointments.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
In Alchemical news, the guild Sentimental Cursings has determined that combining 37518 burdocks, 759 piece of jades, and 647278 eyes creates 88724 Lit Ointments.
In Politics, a local imperator was arrested today, weakening the value of silver by 20% due to security costs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
In Politics, a local imperator was arrested today, weakening the value of silver by 20% due to security costs.
In Medical news, a disease has been noticed in a distant castle, causing vertigo and death. People are calling it the Charged Infection.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
In Medical news, a disease has been noticed in a distant castle, causing vertigo and death. People are calling it the Charged Infection.
In Equipment news, please be careful if you come across something that is identified as a Consecrated Armors of Vengeance. It may very well have a curse that causes violent urges.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
In Equipment news, please be careful if you come across something that is identified as a Consecrated Armors of Vengeance. It may very well have a curse that causes violent urges.
In Weather today, an used hail hit town. Some have reported being randomly hit by the Void Acceleration spell.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Weather today, an used hail hit town. Some have reported being randomly hit by the Void Acceleration spell.
In Regional news, a swarm of birds were identified at the Engraved Arena. Goblins are likely to decrease by 60% within the next several monthes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In Regional news, a swarm of birds were identified at the Engraved Arena. Goblins are likely to decrease by 60% within the next several monthes.
In Employment today, there's been an excess of enchanters in the secluded city. Job growth for philosophers is expected to fall by 70% within the next many fortnights.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
In Employment today, there's been an excess of enchanters in the secluded city. Job growth for philosophers is expected to fall by 70% within the next many fortnights.
Demons have taken over the studio. Standby.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Demons have taken over the studio. Standby.
In Employment today, a aristocrat named Petre is offering a box of steel for defeating 33 demons. Be prepared for travel through the Fracture Castle.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In Employment today, a aristocrat named Petre is offering a box of steel for defeating 33 demons. Be prepared for travel through the Fracture Castle.
In Guild news, the guild Castigating Gravities are offering to train others in the use of Cheap Impact. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Karen the Decent at their guildhouse.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In Guild news, the guild Castigating Gravities are offering to train others in the use of Cheap Impact. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Karen the Decent at their guildhouse.
In Politics today, King Mojgan the Compulsive is set to succeed Emperor Rose the Neurotic over a period of several decades.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In Politics today, King Mojgan the Compulsive is set to succeed Emperor Rose the Neurotic over a period of several decades.
In local business news, the Gambler Renee has started constructing a tower. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the Town of Rhribtiena, and getting a meter of dirt for their Dining hall.
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
In local business news, the Gambler Renee has started constructing a tower. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the Town of Rhribtiena, and getting a meter of dirt for their Dining hall.
In Alchemical news, the Alchemist Alfreda has detected that adding a piece of stone to a Brew of Chastity causes effects similar to the Patient Binding spell.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In Alchemical news, the Alchemist Alfreda has detected that adding a piece of stone to a Brew of Chastity causes effects similar to the Patient Binding spell.
In local business news, Samiye's General are selling onyx rugs for 95% off within the next several days.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In local business news, Samiye's General are selling onyx rugs for 95% off within the next several days.
In Crime today, a barrel of liches were identified breaking into Morgan's Fletching, weakening the value of jade by 15% due to scarcity.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In Crime today, a barrel of liches were identified breaking into Morgan's Fletching, weakening the value of jade by 15% due to scarcity.
In Religion today, the followers of Izanami and Kali have declared a crusade against each other in the Forest of Tzwrt.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In Religion today, the followers of Izanami and Kali have declared a crusade against each other in the Forest of Tzwrt.