It’s been rad to see how much of my Facebook group suggestions have been about history, art, any sort of ‘threading’ hobby (cross, by hand, on machine, etc.) instead of the feral, unhinged, and, frankly, wildly ‘out of pocket’ ones of the past.
#winning
#winning
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s been rad to see how much of my Facebook group suggestions have been about history, art, any sort of ‘threading’ hobby (cross, by hand, on machine, etc.) instead of the feral, unhinged, and, frankly, wildly ‘out of pocket’ ones of the past.
#winning
#winning
Dasani: the only bottled water that makes you think about it’s ‘texture’
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Dasani: the only bottled water that makes you think about it’s ‘texture’
You’ll never be more thirsty than directly after drinking a bottle of Dasani
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You’ll never be more thirsty than directly after drinking a bottle of Dasani
‘Phallic Maggots’ would be the title of my book if I was a historian writing about the main players of the current administration…. Or the title of my teenage metal band.
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
‘Phallic Maggots’ would be the title of my book if I was a historian writing about the main players of the current administration…. Or the title of my teenage metal band.
Which donut is the slut donut?
Trick question, they both are. Vaginas come in many sizes and shapes.
Trick question, they both are. Vaginas come in many sizes and shapes.
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Which donut is the slut donut?
Trick question, they both are. Vaginas come in many sizes and shapes.
Trick question, they both are. Vaginas come in many sizes and shapes.
You know what? Fuck the controversy. I’m just gonna say it—
Gutermann cotton thread is ass trash.
Gutermann cotton thread is ass trash.
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You know what? Fuck the controversy. I’m just gonna say it—
Gutermann cotton thread is ass trash.
Gutermann cotton thread is ass trash.
See you in Valhalla?
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
See you in Valhalla?
Emus are the wasps of the bird world
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Emus are the wasps of the bird world
This Tuesday is clearly a Thursday
September 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This Tuesday is clearly a Thursday
The moment I get paper cuts on my thighs I know it’s costume-making season.
August 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The moment I get paper cuts on my thighs I know it’s costume-making season.
Y’all ever get so hungry that your stomach starts sounding like a Skeksis in a disagreement?
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Y’all ever get so hungry that your stomach starts sounding like a Skeksis in a disagreement?
I’m struggling between wanting people to notice right away if I go missing and my desire to never be near or talk to people every day.
August 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m struggling between wanting people to notice right away if I go missing and my desire to never be near or talk to people every day.
Hey, as an AuDHD, sometimes menial tasks are a great brain break. Using tedium as a medium is definitely my bag
August 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hey, as an AuDHD, sometimes menial tasks are a great brain break. Using tedium as a medium is definitely my bag
Fisherman’s Friends are so crucial for me to do my job, but I don’t know how to feel that even the here ants won’t go near them.
July 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fisherman’s Friends are so crucial for me to do my job, but I don’t know how to feel that even the here ants won’t go near them.
Fisherman’s Friends are so crucial for me to do my job, but I don’t know how to feel that even the here ants won’t go near them.
July 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fisherman’s Friends are so crucial for me to do my job, but I don’t know how to feel that even the here ants won’t go near them.
A future so dystopian that I amusingly shouty caps with my AI and where my AI is mouthing off at me.
July 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A future so dystopian that I amusingly shouty caps with my AI and where my AI is mouthing off at me.
Question: was the Bulgarian cam girl that Grant Amato killed his family for one of Andrew Tate’s?
July 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Question: was the Bulgarian cam girl that Grant Amato killed his family for one of Andrew Tate’s?
You either die as an IT hero to your older fam or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.
June 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You either die as an IT hero to your older fam or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.
Me: *wakes up in middle of the night*
Also me: *tries desperately to fall back asleep*
My brain: hey, remember how much the movie ‘The Green Mile’ makes you sob?
Also me: *tries desperately to fall back asleep*
My brain: hey, remember how much the movie ‘The Green Mile’ makes you sob?
June 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Me: *wakes up in middle of the night*
Also me: *tries desperately to fall back asleep*
My brain: hey, remember how much the movie ‘The Green Mile’ makes you sob?
Also me: *tries desperately to fall back asleep*
My brain: hey, remember how much the movie ‘The Green Mile’ makes you sob?
You have to have the best ‘bed side’ manner to be a doctor or in IT.
June 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You have to have the best ‘bed side’ manner to be a doctor or in IT.
Do you think that Jesus, as a carpenter, was mentally critiquing the construction of the crucifixes?
April 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Do you think that Jesus, as a carpenter, was mentally critiquing the construction of the crucifixes?
My impressions of Eddie Vedder and Bruce Springsteen are the same— I just change the vowel structure and the key
March 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My impressions of Eddie Vedder and Bruce Springsteen are the same— I just change the vowel structure and the key
Is the coffee machine at work just office communion?
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Is the coffee machine at work just office communion?
I’m a scientist and the very foundation of our work is being chipped and chopped at. Everything in your literal existence is a product of science. Stand up for us and the benefits you have enjoyed because of the work we do
We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m a scientist and the very foundation of our work is being chipped and chopped at. Everything in your literal existence is a product of science. Stand up for us and the benefits you have enjoyed because of the work we do
Remember the barbaric days when you would hook up with someone and you had to provide your own vibrator?
Younger people these days don’t know the struggle.
Younger people these days don’t know the struggle.
February 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Remember the barbaric days when you would hook up with someone and you had to provide your own vibrator?
Younger people these days don’t know the struggle.
Younger people these days don’t know the struggle.