🥳 Nevetsboy (thinks it's more of a refurbished year)🍷
@nevetsboy.bsky.social
🎆 I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares. 🎉
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Whatever happened to America being nicknamed "the melting pot"? Back then, it used to mean how different immigrants from all over the world used to come to America to escape whatever was going on in their country. Nowadays, it's notable for meaning the icecaps are melting and we're all smoking pot.
Most people when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna go to a gym and get fit."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Most people when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna go to a gym and get fit."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
Welcome to what might possibly be the last normal* year.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Welcome to what might possibly be the last normal* year.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
And so ends the last day of 2025. Let us leave everything negative in the past. *someone whispers in my ear* ......What'd'ya mean Trump is still gonna be president into next year?!?! Well, you know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the......slightly.....less....old."
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
And so ends the last day of 2025. Let us leave everything negative in the past. *someone whispers in my ear* ......What'd'ya mean Trump is still gonna be president into next year?!?! Well, you know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the......slightly.....less....old."
My New Year's resolution is to leave the country. And then sadly return. All this to say I wanna travel outside of the U.S.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My New Year's resolution is to leave the country. And then sadly return. All this to say I wanna travel outside of the U.S.
Dr. Teal is on the Epsom list.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Dr. Teal is on the Epsom list.
Good night, everyone! I'm currently in my bed, about to be humsnug as a humbug in a humrug.
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Good night, everyone! I'm currently in my bed, about to be humsnug as a humbug in a humrug.
Every one's telling me to merry christmas, but they keep calling her a ho, and now I don't know what to believe.
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every one's telling me to merry christmas, but they keep calling her a ho, and now I don't know what to believe.
My iPhone is "Mike Wazowski"ing me in my cover photo.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My iPhone is "Mike Wazowski"ing me in my cover photo.
This is how wild my hair got back in the pandemic days. I look like "Marv" from "Home Alone".
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This is how wild my hair got back in the pandemic days. I look like "Marv" from "Home Alone".
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know what I miss? Driving around the neighborhood looking for a decorated house and then tuning the car radio to a certain station to watch the Christmas lights sync up to the music.
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You know what I miss? Driving around the neighborhood looking for a decorated house and then tuning the car radio to a certain station to watch the Christmas lights sync up to the music.
I was shopping at Meijer a couple of days ago and I heard an instrumental Christmas song on the overhead speakers that sounded like it belonged in a SpongeBob episode. I shazamed it and found out it was this song.
Sleigh Ride - Slowey and the Boats: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts
Listen to Sleigh Ride by Slowey and the Boats. See lyrics and music videos, find Slowey and the Boats tour dates, buy concert tickets, and more!
www.shazam.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was shopping at Meijer a couple of days ago and I heard an instrumental Christmas song on the overhead speakers that sounded like it belonged in a SpongeBob episode. I shazamed it and found out it was this song.
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I got my Spotify Wrapped (I'm not changing from Spotify, shut up) and, yeah, I'm definitely an old soul. So much so that Spotify says my listening age is 56. I feel like it sometimes. Let us remind the viewers at home that I am 30. I refuse to listen to new music (and you can forget about AI music.)
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I got my Spotify Wrapped (I'm not changing from Spotify, shut up) and, yeah, I'm definitely an old soul. So much so that Spotify says my listening age is 56. I feel like it sometimes. Let us remind the viewers at home that I am 30. I refuse to listen to new music (and you can forget about AI music.)
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We're halfway done with December and, thus, the year. Not only have I, once again, rethemed my Bluesky account for the holidays, but also my @spacehey.com profile. Go ahead and check it out when you get the chance. You might just get in the Christmas mood if you aren't already
spacehey.com/nevetsboy
spacehey.com/nevetsboy
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We're halfway done with December and, thus, the year. Not only have I, once again, rethemed my Bluesky account for the holidays, but also my @spacehey.com profile. Go ahead and check it out when you get the chance. You might just get in the Christmas mood if you aren't already
spacehey.com/nevetsboy
spacehey.com/nevetsboy
All horny white people on the internet are nutcrackers.
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
All horny white people on the internet are nutcrackers.
If Donald Trump was a Christmas caroler:
⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ "ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ᶜˡᵃᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵒʷⁿ"⁾
♫"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♪"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑎𝑥"♫
♫"𝐼𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠-𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♫"𝑁𝑜-𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑠"♪
♪"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙-𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎-𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛"♫
⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ "ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ᶜˡᵃᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵒʷⁿ"⁾
♫"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♪"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑎𝑥"♫
♫"𝐼𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠-𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♫"𝑁𝑜-𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑠"♪
♪"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙-𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎-𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛"♫
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If Donald Trump was a Christmas caroler:
⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ "ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ᶜˡᵃᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵒʷⁿ"⁾
♫"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♪"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑎𝑥"♫
♫"𝐼𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠-𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♫"𝑁𝑜-𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑠"♪
♪"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙-𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎-𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛"♫
⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ "ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ᶜˡᵃᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵒʷⁿ"⁾
♫"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♪"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑎𝑥"♫
♫"𝐼𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠-𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪
♫"𝑁𝑜-𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑠"♪
♪"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙-𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎-𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛"♫
You know who I think @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should have show up at #TheGameAwards "Muppet"-wise next year? Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I get it's a huge departure from the traditional "Muppets" cast (and I'd still prefer Kermit and Fozzie Bear next year), but, think about it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You know who I think @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should have show up at #TheGameAwards "Muppet"-wise next year? Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I get it's a huge departure from the traditional "Muppets" cast (and I'd still prefer Kermit and Fozzie Bear next year), but, think about it.
If you ask me, @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should just outright buy "The Muppets" franchise from Disney. #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you ask me, @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should just outright buy "The Muppets" franchise from Disney. #TheGameAwards
Muppets make me happy. #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Muppets make me happy. #TheGameAwards
Why are people donating to #TheGameAwards live stream?
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why are people donating to #TheGameAwards live stream?
I'm currently watching #TheGameAwards on my #NintendoSwitch.
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm currently watching #TheGameAwards on my #NintendoSwitch.
I'm watching #TheGameAwards rn. My prediction: I hope to see Kermit and Fozzie Bear present an award.
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm watching #TheGameAwards rn. My prediction: I hope to see Kermit and Fozzie Bear present an award.
McRib is the "Die Hard" of McDonald's sandwiches. I shall be elaborating on this no further.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
McRib is the "Die Hard" of McDonald's sandwiches. I shall be elaborating on this no further.