💵 Nevetsboy (has no pennies, therefore, has no thoughts) 💭
@nevetsboy.bsky.social
💌 I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares. 🍕
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Whatever happened to America being nicknamed "the melting pot"? Back then, it used to mean how different immigrants from all over the world used to come to America to escape whatever was going on in their country. Nowadays, it's notable for meaning the icecaps are melting and we're all smoking pot.
I can only imagine Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show is seeing what's going on in America and crying at the bar while asking the bartender to get him another Sam Adams.
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I can only imagine Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show is seeing what's going on in America and crying at the bar while asking the bartender to get him another Sam Adams.
I've seen the new Muppets special and thought it was alright. Honestly, for a special, it could have been longer. Love how they got a "Muppet Labs" segment in there, but no Swedish Chef?!? I guess we'll have to wait for the series to be picked up (which will for sure happen.) Also, I got a hot take.
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I've seen the new Muppets special and thought it was alright. Honestly, for a special, it could have been longer. Love how they got a "Muppet Labs" segment in there, but no Swedish Chef?!? I guess we'll have to wait for the series to be picked up (which will for sure happen.) Also, I got a hot take.
Hope you all remembered to wish Bill Murray a Happy Groundhog Day.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Hope you all remembered to wish Bill Murray a Happy Groundhog Day.
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I am way too big for small spaces. Someone should make a travel size version of me.
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I am way too big for small spaces. Someone should make a travel size version of me.
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All of us.... every single last one of us... are descended from immigrants. And without it, this country would just be a bunch of uninhabited islands on the edge of the world. Everything that built this country... and everything it is... springs from that. And we should embrace it, not decry it.
May 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
All of us.... every single last one of us... are descended from immigrants. And without it, this country would just be a bunch of uninhabited islands on the edge of the world. Everything that built this country... and everything it is... springs from that. And we should embrace it, not decry it.
Hope you had a happy birthday, MLK. We're currently living in a nightmare, but keep dreaming, king.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Hope you had a happy birthday, MLK. We're currently living in a nightmare, but keep dreaming, king.
The category is "Who is in the Epstein Files?". Anybody want to have a go?
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The category is "Who is in the Epstein Files?". Anybody want to have a go?
My mom was cleaning some stuff around the house and, guys, a relic was just found. Wonder around what year this was?
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
My mom was cleaning some stuff around the house and, guys, a relic was just found. Wonder around what year this was?
Whadd'ya think?
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Whadd'ya think?
Most people when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna go to a gym and get fit."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Most people when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna go to a gym and get fit."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."
Welcome to what might possibly be the last normal* year.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Welcome to what might possibly be the last normal* year.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
*Normal for post-COVID standards.
And so ends the last day of 2025. Let us leave everything negative in the past. *someone whispers in my ear* ......What'd'ya mean Trump is still gonna be president into next year?!?! Well, you know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the......slightly.....less....old."
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
And so ends the last day of 2025. Let us leave everything negative in the past. *someone whispers in my ear* ......What'd'ya mean Trump is still gonna be president into next year?!?! Well, you know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the......slightly.....less....old."
My New Year's resolution is to leave the country. And then sadly return. All this to say I wanna travel outside of the U.S.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My New Year's resolution is to leave the country. And then sadly return. All this to say I wanna travel outside of the U.S.
Dr. Teal is on the Epsom list.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Dr. Teal is on the Epsom list.
Good night, everyone! I'm currently in my bed, about to be humsnug as a humbug in a humrug.
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Good night, everyone! I'm currently in my bed, about to be humsnug as a humbug in a humrug.
Every one's telling me to merry christmas, but they keep calling her a ho, and now I don't know what to believe.
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every one's telling me to merry christmas, but they keep calling her a ho, and now I don't know what to believe.
My iPhone is "Mike Wazowski"ing me in my cover photo.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My iPhone is "Mike Wazowski"ing me in my cover photo.
This is how wild my hair got back in the pandemic days. I look like "Marv" from "Home Alone".
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This is how wild my hair got back in the pandemic days. I look like "Marv" from "Home Alone".
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know what I miss? Driving around the neighborhood looking for a decorated house and then tuning the car radio to a certain station to watch the Christmas lights sync up to the music.
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You know what I miss? Driving around the neighborhood looking for a decorated house and then tuning the car radio to a certain station to watch the Christmas lights sync up to the music.
I was shopping at Meijer a couple of days ago and I heard an instrumental Christmas song on the overhead speakers that sounded like it belonged in a SpongeBob episode. I shazamed it and found out it was this song.
Sleigh Ride - Slowey and the Boats: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts
Listen to Sleigh Ride by Slowey and the Boats. See lyrics and music videos, find Slowey and the Boats tour dates, buy concert tickets, and more!
www.shazam.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was shopping at Meijer a couple of days ago and I heard an instrumental Christmas song on the overhead speakers that sounded like it belonged in a SpongeBob episode. I shazamed it and found out it was this song.
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I got my Spotify Wrapped (I'm not changing from Spotify, shut up) and, yeah, I'm definitely an old soul. So much so that Spotify says my listening age is 56. I feel like it sometimes. Let us remind the viewers at home that I am 30. I refuse to listen to new music (and you can forget about AI music.)
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I got my Spotify Wrapped (I'm not changing from Spotify, shut up) and, yeah, I'm definitely an old soul. So much so that Spotify says my listening age is 56. I feel like it sometimes. Let us remind the viewers at home that I am 30. I refuse to listen to new music (and you can forget about AI music.)
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM