Nevetsboy (is too mentally tired to think of a witty name)
@nevetsboy.bsky.social
I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares.
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Whatever happened to America being nicknamed "the melting pot"? Back then, it used to mean how different immigrants from all over the world used to come to America to escape whatever was going on in their country. Nowadays, it's notable for meaning the icecaps are melting and we're all smoking pot.
Y'know, I don't fully trust people that have their own island named after themselves. I mean, Grimace has his own island named after himself. Now, I'm not saying Grimace is the "Epstein" of "McDonaldland", but I am saying there's a reason he and Ronald McDonald hang out a lot.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Y'know, I don't fully trust people that have their own island named after themselves. I mean, Grimace has his own island named after himself. Now, I'm not saying Grimace is the "Epstein" of "McDonaldland", but I am saying there's a reason he and Ronald McDonald hang out a lot.
As of today, Trump has officially broken the record for longest government shutdown, previously set by Trump. I think he should call Guinness Book Of World Records.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
As of today, Trump has officially broken the record for longest government shutdown, previously set by Trump. I think he should call Guinness Book Of World Records.
So, it's now November, which means it's "No Nut November". But it's also "No Shave November". As a result, I am not shaving my pubes, because, after all, what are pubes but facial hair of the genitals?
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So, it's now November, which means it's "No Nut November". But it's also "No Shave November". As a result, I am not shaving my pubes, because, after all, what are pubes but facial hair of the genitals?
Look out; Father Time's doing his trust fall again.
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Look out; Father Time's doing his trust fall again.
Happy Halloween. Remember, if you see anyone wear an inflatable costume, they automatically get a full-size candy bar.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy Halloween. Remember, if you see anyone wear an inflatable costume, they automatically get a full-size candy bar.
[in menacing tone] "Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!?!?"
It was me. I was the one who awoke myself from my slumber.
It was me. I was the one who awoke myself from my slumber.
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
[in menacing tone] "Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!?!?"
It was me. I was the one who awoke myself from my slumber.
It was me. I was the one who awoke myself from my slumber.
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"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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"I was working in the lab late one night"
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
October 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"I was working in the lab late one night"
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
Happy "Back To The Future" Day. What's more is that it's the 10th anniversary of the day Doc and Marty went into the future. I'm glad they decided to stop at 2015 instead of going further into the future 'cause everything after 2015 looked bleak.
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Happy "Back To The Future" Day. What's more is that it's the 10th anniversary of the day Doc and Marty went into the future. I'm glad they decided to stop at 2015 instead of going further into the future 'cause everything after 2015 looked bleak.
I wish, the next time Trump gets McDonald's, he peels off one of those Monopoly game pieces and it says "go directly to jail".
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I wish, the next time Trump gets McDonald's, he peels off one of those Monopoly game pieces and it says "go directly to jail".
So, the government is in a shutdown, huh? Well, I am also having a shutdown (I'm autistic.)
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So, the government is in a shutdown, huh? Well, I am also having a shutdown (I'm autistic.)
I went to buy an Ohio Lotto scratch-off ticket with some money I got change for (btw, I didn't win anything; not that that's a surprise to me) and I noticed I got handed this bill.
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I went to buy an Ohio Lotto scratch-off ticket with some money I got change for (btw, I didn't win anything; not that that's a surprise to me) and I noticed I got handed this bill.
Guys, I got this fortune in my fortune cookie. What does this mean?
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Guys, I got this fortune in my fortune cookie. What does this mean?
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goodnight horror fam 🖤😈🫶
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
goodnight horror fam 🖤😈🫶
I swear, if Cracker Barrel ever replaces humans with AI.....
September 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I swear, if Cracker Barrel ever replaces humans with AI.....
And in today's edition of "Steven Out Of Context", I present this reply I made on Twitter (which I don't even remember making.)
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And in today's edition of "Steven Out Of Context", I present this reply I made on Twitter (which I don't even remember making.)
If you have a Labubu, you need a LaBand-Aid.
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you have a Labubu, you need a LaBand-Aid.
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I will go back to regularly scheduled programming of dogs and travel when this country stops losing its mind and listening to idiots who wouldn’t know a petri dish from the worm in their brain.
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I will go back to regularly scheduled programming of dogs and travel when this country stops losing its mind and listening to idiots who wouldn’t know a petri dish from the worm in their brain.
This shit looks like something out of the Jimmy Neutron universe.
September 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This shit looks like something out of the Jimmy Neutron universe.
Sorry, MAGAs, but I am a.......
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sorry, MAGAs, but I am a.......
I might have been born as a U.S.ian, but I want to die as a Canadian.
September 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I might have been born as a U.S.ian, but I want to die as a Canadian.
Ya know, when he does eventually go, people all over the country--nay, THE WORLD--are gonna celebrate in the streets like their favorite football team just won the Super Bowl.
September 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ya know, when he does eventually go, people all over the country--nay, THE WORLD--are gonna celebrate in the streets like their favorite football team just won the Super Bowl.
I'm not a hat guy, but I do wear red on my head.
August 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm not a hat guy, but I do wear red on my head.
Ever since I started referring to Walmart as "Maga*Mart", I was inspired to "Maga-fy" other brands. These are the ones that came easily to mind. I tried to replicate their logos as best I could.
August 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ever since I started referring to Walmart as "Maga*Mart", I was inspired to "Maga-fy" other brands. These are the ones that came easily to mind. I tried to replicate their logos as best I could.
I just had these for breakfast this morning. They were good. I rate it 9 3⁄4/10. And, just like her beliefs, there were no trans fats.
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I just had these for breakfast this morning. They were good. I rate it 9 3⁄4/10. And, just like her beliefs, there were no trans fats.