Mama is working from home today. So we are receptionists. Dad Guy says we have to earn our keep. Whatever that means. 😊
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mama is working from home today. So we are receptionists. Dad Guy says we have to earn our keep. Whatever that means. 😊
tfw you’re in the center of it all
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
tfw you’re in the center of it all
okay okay, you convinced me! lovers and gentlemen, ill be popping into @cconfidential.bsky.social tomorrow (tuesday) for a good time, not a long time. ill only be available between 4pm and 8pm so id suggest calling the darling receptionists on 94176004 as soon as possible. ☎️
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
okay okay, you convinced me! lovers and gentlemen, ill be popping into @cconfidential.bsky.social tomorrow (tuesday) for a good time, not a long time. ill only be available between 4pm and 8pm so id suggest calling the darling receptionists on 94176004 as soon as possible. ☎️
Hallucinations are a feature not a bug. No one should imagine that they can replace human receptionists and other phone operators entirely.
A customer support AI went rogue—and it’s a warning for every company considering replacing workers with automation | Fortune
A hallucinating customer support bot—and a viral backlash—shows how fast things can go wrong in the age of AI automation.
fortune.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hallucinations are a feature not a bug. No one should imagine that they can replace human receptionists and other phone operators entirely.
I may or may not have 3D printed 100 tiny ducks for the receptionists when I have physical therapy…
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I may or may not have 3D printed 100 tiny ducks for the receptionists when I have physical therapy…
Explain a film plot badly:
A Japanese businessman quickly learns that before requesting anything from them, hotel receptionists in the London area must be kissed.
A Japanese businessman quickly learns that before requesting anything from them, hotel receptionists in the London area must be kissed.
Explain a film plot badly:
George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together.
George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together.
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
A Japanese businessman quickly learns that before requesting anything from them, hotel receptionists in the London area must be kissed.
A Japanese businessman quickly learns that before requesting anything from them, hotel receptionists in the London area must be kissed.
Even the receptionists booking me in were pissed off we now have to pay
We still get one free but the other we now pay for
Fuzzy brain cannot recall which one
We still get one free but the other we now pay for
Fuzzy brain cannot recall which one
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Even the receptionists booking me in were pissed off we now have to pay
We still get one free but the other we now pay for
Fuzzy brain cannot recall which one
We still get one free but the other we now pay for
Fuzzy brain cannot recall which one
I'm sure it's completely coincidental that this lab recently eliminated all their receptionists and is now making the phlebotomists do the paperwork, too.
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm sure it's completely coincidental that this lab recently eliminated all their receptionists and is now making the phlebotomists do the paperwork, too.
i’m also talking to my manager because i call and confirm the patient appts for 2 doctors that their assigned receptionists are supposed to be doing only because i offered but then one of them barely picks up any calls and scrolls on her phone and the other one also does not pick up that many calls.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i’m also talking to my manager because i call and confirm the patient appts for 2 doctors that their assigned receptionists are supposed to be doing only because i offered but then one of them barely picks up any calls and scrolls on her phone and the other one also does not pick up that many calls.
Everyone has a demographic that loves them. Mine happens to be doctor’s office receptionists. And the feeling is mutual.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everyone has a demographic that loves them. Mine happens to be doctor’s office receptionists. And the feeling is mutual.
I hate how during the entire process of this short trip through the healthcare system: The receptionists, the clerks, and the pharmacists I spoke to have treated me like, “I can’t believe YOU’RE making me double this extra work fixing my mistake.”
I’m the patient, I’m not supposed to do QA for you.
I’m the patient, I’m not supposed to do QA for you.
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I hate how during the entire process of this short trip through the healthcare system: The receptionists, the clerks, and the pharmacists I spoke to have treated me like, “I can’t believe YOU’RE making me double this extra work fixing my mistake.”
I’m the patient, I’m not supposed to do QA for you.
I’m the patient, I’m not supposed to do QA for you.
I came to the UK in 1995. There was no minimum wage and I was working with veterinary receptionists who were paid £1.62 an hour and nurses were taking X-rays without lead aprons. Thankfully Blair introduced the minimum wage at £4 an hour and pesky H&S became a thing.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I came to the UK in 1995. There was no minimum wage and I was working with veterinary receptionists who were paid £1.62 an hour and nurses were taking X-rays without lead aprons. Thankfully Blair introduced the minimum wage at £4 an hour and pesky H&S became a thing.
But whether or not we were geniuses, I was a struggling 20 year old transitioning to adulthood talking to receptionists and office managers and always, always, always being treated with kindness.
It really wasn't their fault that I couldn't cook dinner without getting 5 phone calls for them.
It really wasn't their fault that I couldn't cook dinner without getting 5 phone calls for them.
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
But whether or not we were geniuses, I was a struggling 20 year old transitioning to adulthood talking to receptionists and office managers and always, always, always being treated with kindness.
It really wasn't their fault that I couldn't cook dinner without getting 5 phone calls for them.
It really wasn't their fault that I couldn't cook dinner without getting 5 phone calls for them.
Me and one of the receptionists at this new place after we told each other we're both on the spectrum
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an office and saying ayyyyyy .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an office and saying ayyyyyy .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Me and one of the receptionists at this new place after we told each other we're both on the spectrum
TOTAL WAR ON EMAILS, FREEDOM FOR RECEPTIONISTS 2025
at work and I’m trying to watch tv but I keep getting interrupted by work it’s so annoying man leave me alone let me watch my movies it’s what I’m paid to do
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
TOTAL WAR ON EMAILS, FREEDOM FOR RECEPTIONISTS 2025
The look on the receptionists face in this doctor's office when dude walked in asking if he could buy a medical neck brace for his "Soprano's Halloween costume." Apparently he waited too long for Amazon. Lmao. She was just like, uh, we don't really do that.
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The look on the receptionists face in this doctor's office when dude walked in asking if he could buy a medical neck brace for his "Soprano's Halloween costume." Apparently he waited too long for Amazon. Lmao. She was just like, uh, we don't really do that.
adventuring has gentrified a lot now that your party of murderhobos can actually have info desk receptionists.
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
adventuring has gentrified a lot now that your party of murderhobos can actually have info desk receptionists.
Immigration agents active in the Chicago suburbs today, incl. at a Gurnee high school.
The Warren Township High School Superintendent stated at ~9:20 am that agents arrested people on campus, in front of students.
Local rapid response separately confirming at least 2 people taken from the area.
The Warren Township High School Superintendent stated at ~9:20 am that agents arrested people on campus, in front of students.
Local rapid response separately confirming at least 2 people taken from the area.
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Immigration agents active in the Chicago suburbs today, incl. at a Gurnee high school.
The Warren Township High School Superintendent stated at ~9:20 am that agents arrested people on campus, in front of students.
Local rapid response separately confirming at least 2 people taken from the area.
The Warren Township High School Superintendent stated at ~9:20 am that agents arrested people on campus, in front of students.
Local rapid response separately confirming at least 2 people taken from the area.
Tequila girls. Coke-dealing receptionists. Fires in the office. As the network’s former president Tom Freston writes, MTV was the wildest — and most powerful — force in music in its ‘80s heyday.
‘MTV Was a Lot Like Kabul’
Tequila girls. Coke-dealing receptionists. Fires in the office. As the network’s former president Tom Freston writes, MTV was the wildest — and most powerful — force in music in its ‘80s heyday.
www.vulture.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Tequila girls. Coke-dealing receptionists. Fires in the office. As the network’s former president Tom Freston writes, MTV was the wildest — and most powerful — force in music in its ‘80s heyday.
Lmao a student was playing the a recorder out in the reception area and the coordinator told him to stop. The receptionists came into the teachers room and said no one's allowed to Be happy at the school LMFAOOOOO
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lmao a student was playing the a recorder out in the reception area and the coordinator told him to stop. The receptionists came into the teachers room and said no one's allowed to Be happy at the school LMFAOOOOO
“Most of the people I knew were doing one thing but considered themselves to be something else: all the waitresses I knew were really actresses, all the Xeroxers in the Xerox place were really novelists, all the receptionists were artists.”
-David Remnick was born on this day in 1958.
#Writer #BOTD
-David Remnick was born on this day in 1958.
#Writer #BOTD
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
You know who is almost certainly on SNAP their receptionists, who also often get hooked up with services to make up for usually pretty abysmal pay. Ask me how I have so many tattoos
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You know who is almost certainly on SNAP their receptionists, who also often get hooked up with services to make up for usually pretty abysmal pay. Ask me how I have so many tattoos
You're not Manly because you change oil for a living, you're just poorly socialized for modern society bc you never have to interact with women besides revolving door of teenage receptionists
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You're not Manly because you change oil for a living, you're just poorly socialized for modern society bc you never have to interact with women besides revolving door of teenage receptionists
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October 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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give 'em the full business. phone lines never stop ringing. logos and names slapped on every tweet, etc, etc
if these companies dont need to give their receptionists raises to avoid them walking off the job due to the deluge, you're dropping the ball
if these companies dont need to give their receptionists raises to avoid them walking off the job due to the deluge, you're dropping the ball
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
give 'em the full business. phone lines never stop ringing. logos and names slapped on every tweet, etc, etc
if these companies dont need to give their receptionists raises to avoid them walking off the job due to the deluge, you're dropping the ball
if these companies dont need to give their receptionists raises to avoid them walking off the job due to the deluge, you're dropping the ball