#breatharian
sometimes i worry that when i say stuff like "spongebob is love" and "spongebob healing aura" i sound like that one breatharian nut who said that mcdonalds quarter pounders are liquid light and resonate with the universe or something but i really do mean those things 2 be true....
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Become a Breatharian.
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Send him a Breatharian pamphlet
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Didja hear about the breatharian who bought an air fryer?
December 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now Playing on Eardrum Buzz Radio: Breatharian Breakfast by Palm Ghosts
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It is my belief that those NO FARMS NO FOOD bumper stickers are breatharian propaganda
Today I learned that my wife thought the song “No Woman, No Cry” was about a dude telling another dude he should stay single
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
That's why I became a breatharian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
was up until 4am last night because I needed to learn everything there was to know about a 13kB Czech DOS game, including translating old pages in the internet archive and finding out the programmer is a breatharian
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Unless you’re a breatharian, you eat every day.

Which means every day you touch a system where life is taken, shaped, or spared.
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
🤣🤣🤣 I'm a Christian Buddhist Breatharian Pastafarian 🤣

May His noodly appendages be with you. 🙏🏽🐙🤣
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🤣🤣🤣 I'm a breatharian 🤪
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We do. Where’s our war against Mole Men and Deros? Where’s our flat-earther head of the FAA? Where’s our Atlantean channeler head of the BIA? Where’s the Breatharian running the FDA? These evil loons seem fundamentally boring & unworthy of America’s heritage. The ghost of John Murray Spear is sad.
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
maga breatharian crossover when
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I spent 5 minute's trying to figure out if we eliksni are technically Breatharian because Ether is so often breathed...

Yet its compared to a gas... so I'm unsure....
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Alternatively, one could become a breatharian ...
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thread | Ethics & Food #Diet #Cooking

I had a weird discussion with my non-voter relative, and she started talking about how people "murder" plants and animals to eat. I don't think she's "breatharian."

As sensationalist as the language used was, I think we do need to be careful about what we eat.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I don't generally drink German wines, so I had to type kerner into my browser to learn that it is a German white wine grape. Prana, which is linked to breatharian, is accessible the same way.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guess I’ll have to learn how to be a breatharian. (Do people still pretend to do that? I’m not on TikTok as I’m sure that’s where they are if they exist)
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Maybe his faith is Breatharian? Because otherwise, that does seem insane and/or something he just made up.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Teleportation/ Life on Prana -Breatharian Elitom El-Amin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgIe...

Warning -I don't subscribe to the breatharians lifestyle if indeed they're honest - but 06.13 🥰one thing he said convinced me to share, he's either well read OR😳
YES YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF IN SCRIPT
Teleportation and Life on Prana | 20 Years Food-Free Breatharian Elitom El-Amin
YouTube video by Fruitarian Paradise
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
To get back to books. #MichaelHamblin #SophieAllen books are refreshingly different. No breatharian detectives who survive in cigarette smoke. Diverse group of people who work as a team. Good plots. Well crafted. The only bad thing is that there aren't more of them
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A breatharian got bored with his diet.
So he bought an air fryer.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM