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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
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Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.
Nonsense. Gays didn't exist until the explosion of disco in the mid-70s.
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A reminder to drive more carefully, and not like it's the final lap of a formula one race.

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Dog dead, pedestrian taken to hospital after being hit by vehicle: Toronto police
Toronto police say a dog has died and a pedestrian has been taken to the hospital with serious injuries after they were both struck by a vehicle this afternoon near Ontario Place.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Вперед, Австралия!
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"In the case of Goodfood, the non-compliances were related to part four of the Safe Food for Canadians Regulations, which addresses preventive controls, the federal agency said."

They should rebrand as NotSoGoodfood.

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Goodfood's licence suspended by Canadian Food Inspection Agency | CBC Accessibility
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has suspended the Safe Food for Canadians licence of Goodfood — a Montreal-based meal kit and grocery delivery service.
www.cbc.ca
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Grok, make X delete itself.
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
David Piccini speaks to graduates of Ontario's new Village People construction guy impersonator program.
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Disappointed Justin didn't include the kid's new stepmother in the photo.
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
What do you expect when people here drive on the left hand side of the car, on the right hand side of the road.

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Man arrested after driving pickup truck with missing wheel down QEW on New Year’s Eve: OPP
Ontario Provincial Police say a Hamilton man is facing multiple charges after allegedly driving a pickup truck on three wheels down the QEW near St. Catharines on New Year’s Eve.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Today's World Introvert Day parade will be held separately in each person's home.
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Happy new year from the Conservative Party of Canada. May every Canadian get a three word slogan this year.
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Who wants to go to the movies when tickets and snacks are so expensive, people talk and use their phones throughout the movie, and there's half an hour of ads at the start.
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Zohran Mamdani's first act as mayor of New York was to change the flag of the city.
He's already changed the flag for New York.
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Great, yeast infections for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
All ball, no dick, Luton.
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"Starting next year, public toilets constructed must adhere to the guidelines … I personally observed that women require more time to use the toilet," said Housing and Local Government Minister Nga Kor Ming in November."

He personally observed women's toilet habits?

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Planning to travel overseas in 2026? These law changes might affect you
From currency changes to cleaner toilets, here's what is changing around the world in the new year.
www.abc.net.au
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
How could that do that to a white South African? Don't they know the genocide he went through?
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Anthony Nel, of Texas, became a U.S. citizen as a teen. But a flaw in a Trump administration citizenship tool flagged him as a potential noncitizen, which led to his voter registration being canceled.
Trump's SAVE tool is looking for noncitizen voters. But it's flagging U.S. citizens too
Anthony Nel, of Texas, became a U.S. citizen as a teen. But a flaw in a Trump administration citizenship tool flagged him as a potential noncitizen, which led to his voter registration being canceled.
n.pr
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM