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smolrobots.bsky.social
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

Eight Maidbots Milking...

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A Cowbot - a large, spherical robot with piebald patches, like the classic Holstein Friesian breed, with little horns, a golden bell hanging from where its neck would be if it wasn't just a big sphere, a pink snout, and a giant spring on a single foot instead of legs - with a tap on its side dispensing milk. Eight Maidbots - ovoid robots with banded arms and legs and blonde hair in braided pigtails - are lined up beside it with Pailbots - little metal buckets with legs and eyes, basically. The first Maidbot is walking away, smiling contentedly with a filled Pailbot (also looking content) in one arm. The second is leaning against the Cowbot, whistling with one hand in its pocket as its Pailbot on the ground is filled by a stream of milk from the tap. The Maidbot behind it looks annoyed, and its Pailbot is asleep. The next Maidbot is smiling with an indifferent Pailbot. Then the next Pailbot looks angry and is on the ground, kicking its feet, while the Maidbot seems annoyed and trying to control it. Then the next Maidbot is asleep (Pailbot not visible), the next is smiling with its Pailbot facing away from the frame, and the last one in the queue is angrily waving its arms around, while its Pailbot peeks out from behind its legs, staring daggers at the Maidbot at the front. Text in the top right reads, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED" in alternating red and green letters.
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

Seven Swanbots Swimming...

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A swimming pool divided into seven lanes by red and green dividers. Swanbots - white robots shaped like swans with hinged wings and banded necks - are thrashing along each lane, each inexplicably wearing a swimming cap and goggles. Text in the top right corner reads, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED".
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

Six Goosebots Laying...

#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
Six Goosebots; robots in the form of angry geese, with spherical heads, bodies with integrated tails, banded legs with big, flat, webbed feet, and banded necks. They're mostly white, with orange legs and feet, and black metallic necks. Their beaks have horrible little teeth and their tongues are also long and banded. They're all laying eggs, causing havoc in various ways: one is tromping through its own egg, making a mess, one is laying its egg on a fleeing Tinybot, one is bouncing Teabot away with its egg (which is emerging from a mechanical, irising cloaca), one is firing its egg into the distance and one is kicking its egg ahead of it. Text in the bottom left reads, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED" in alternating red and green letters.
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

FIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD RINGBOTS!!!!

#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
A human hand sporting five gold-coloured Ringbots, each consisting of a spherical body with a face and a banded loop encircling the finger. Most of them are smiling, but the one on the middle finger is asleep and the one on the little finger looks a bit upset. The hand's skin is deep tan and has painted red nails. Text in the bottom right reads, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED" in alternating red and green letters.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

Four Calling Birbbots...

#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
An image split into four sections, each one showing a different type of Birbbot engaged in a group call with one another. The first looks like a robin and is angrily shouting into a phone held to its ear, the second is a Flamingbot (a robot resembling a flamingo composed of pink ovoids connected with a banded neck) wearing a bluetooth earpiece and looking upset, the next is a Superbowlbot (a robot that looks like an owl) looking shocked at a phone in its wing and the last is a Penguinbot (a robot penguin wearing a red bow tie) wincing at a phone also held to its ear. Each robot has a pastel background (teal grey for the Robinbot, mint green for Flamingbot, dull pink for Superbowlbot, and powder blue for Penguinbot). Text in the top left corner reads, "12 'Bots of Christmas Remastered in alternating red and green letters.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the third day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

Three French Henbots...

#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
Three robots in the form of beige hens, with hinged wings and each supported by a spring on a single large, orange foot. They are wearing berets and wobbling slightly as they appear to be having a heated discussion. Text in the lower left reads, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED" in alternating red and green.
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
recantha.bsky.social
I would say "Get BigBot to do it" but... I'm afraid he's just TOO BIG! 😭
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
Its name is Bigbot tyvm.
ianboudreau.com Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14d
Why is everyone trying to invent an all powerful orb that tells them what to do
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the second day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

Two Turtledovebots...

#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
Two robots in the form of grey doves with hinged, brown wings that have dark triangular patterns on them. Each also has a set of black tail feathers with white tips. One robot is ducking down and happily displaying these feathers in a fan while the other watches in amazement. Text in the top right reads, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED" in alternating red and green letters.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
scsmith4.bsky.social
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! @smolrobots.bsky.social
The December image on the Smolrobots calendar, BIGBOT! The text reads: "The Romans named December the tenth month and, look, I could come up with all sorts of excuses here: Bigbot looks like a big O or it's a 10/10 robot, but the truth is that I can't in good conscience sell you a Small Robots calendar without including Bigbot. So here it is, smashing its way out of 2025. May we all burst into the future with such reckless con-fidence." Bigbot has a determined expression on its big face and is stamping through the boundary of the colour block around it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
smolrobots.bsky.social
On the first day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...

A Partridgebot in a Peartreebot!

#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
A grey-brown robot in the form of a plump little partridge with hinged wings, perched amidst the foliage of a robot in the form of a tree in a terracotta pot, with its face on the trunk, hung with little pear-shaped robots (yes, one is asleep). A speech bubble coming from the Partridgebot, which looks surprisingly angry, says "ah-ha!". In the bottom right is a logo reading, "12 'BOTS OF CHRISTMAS REMASTERED" with the letters alternately red and green.
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
essocraft.bsky.social
#ExtremeCostumes at #NYC2025 who managed to get a photo with us? We had #Galactus #BigBot #CyberAngel #RedRonin and #SquirrelGirl !
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
smolrobots.bsky.social
503) Mummybot. Defends your tomb from opportunistic thieves. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A round robot wrapped in bandages like an Egyptian mummy, lurching forward with its arms raised menacingly. Behind it is a stone wall marked with ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics that also include images of Teabot, Notokaybot, Unicornbot, Cakebot, Spiderbot, and what might be part of Bigbot. The scene is shaded normally, but there is some stark lightning coming from one side (an open tomb door, perhaps?) overlaying it so Mummybot seems to be advancing from the shadows. The logo in the bottom right reads, "SMALL ROBOTS REMONSTERED".
October 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
impplaygrounds.bsky.social
Onward, my steed!🐴
#gamedev #gamingcommunity #blender #unrealengine #playtest #puzzleadventure #fasttravel #robots #bigbot #solarpunk #coop
September 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
Bigbot is too big, yes.
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
streamlass.bsky.social
If Whalebot is the right size for a whale, surely Bigbot is Too Big?
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
walkirian.bsky.social
Remember, Bigbot is just too big.
September 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
czhorat.bsky.social
Which is bigger: Whalebot or Bigbot?
September 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
impplaygrounds.bsky.social
Meet B.E.H.E.M 🤖🔥 The ultimate rubble-crushing beast! 💪 Watch him clear debris like it’s nothing.

#indiegame #gamedev #news #bigbot #rubble #gamingcommunity #coopgames #openworldgames #pcgames #console
August 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
smolrobots.bsky.social
315) Tinybot. Is so tiny. #SmallRobotsRemastered
An ovoid robot with two thick, banded legs and a happy face near the top of its body - essentially the same design as Bigbot - standing next to, and dwarfed by, Teabot. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom right is much, much smaller than usual.
July 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
bolt451.bsky.social
Also What the USA needs
Big beautiful bill: ❌️
Big beautiful Bigbot: ✅️
July 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
jaidamack.bsky.social
...so what do I call myself? BigBot? Stupid. JaidaUnit? No, that doesn't... that's too obvious. Mack... mm... MurderMack? Yeah. YeeEEeAAhh.

LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN.
June 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
yubermis.bsky.social
Bigbot 🌈
smolrobots.bsky.social Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · Jun 1
It is Pride month.
Bigbot with its casing coloured like the Progress Flag, smiling happily.
June 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
smolrobots.bsky.social
It is Pride month.
Bigbot with its casing coloured like the Progress Flag, smiling happily.
June 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
vmagsfox.bsky.social
Finally found a spot big enough for Bigbot. So glad it’s happy.
May 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM