I just figured out that the specific questions in mind weren't for that person, but for me to ask the right thing in response so they could tell me to do something.
I truly hate this type of communication.
See also: "vaguebook" style of speaking to make me ask you. Just say it.
I truly hate this type of communication.
See also: "vaguebook" style of speaking to make me ask you. Just say it.
Look if you're gonna ask me yes/no questions, don't get mad when I don't give more details.
If you want to know something, ask. I cannot read minds.
If you want to know something, ask. I cannot read minds.
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I just figured out that the specific questions in mind weren't for that person, but for me to ask the right thing in response so they could tell me to do something.
I truly hate this type of communication.
See also: "vaguebook" style of speaking to make me ask you. Just say it.
I truly hate this type of communication.
See also: "vaguebook" style of speaking to make me ask you. Just say it.
I congratulate you on the greatest vaguebook ever.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I congratulate you on the greatest vaguebook ever.
I want to make several vaguebook posts, get everyone all riled up for a few months, then reveal that I was talking about KFC or something the whole time.
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I want to make several vaguebook posts, get everyone all riled up for a few months, then reveal that I was talking about KFC or something the whole time.
(This vaguebook missive prompted by several posts in the past week by nice smart people who described visiting Reddit and seeing idiocy, depression, misinformation, bad manners, and shills).
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
(This vaguebook missive prompted by several posts in the past week by nice smart people who described visiting Reddit and seeing idiocy, depression, misinformation, bad manners, and shills).
Today I finally told my coworker - the one I vaguebook about with the “it’s not my job to help you learn how to use your computer” posts - that it’s not my job to help her learn how to use her computer when they asked me to show them how to use their Google Calendar and I’ve never felt so alive.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Today I finally told my coworker - the one I vaguebook about with the “it’s not my job to help you learn how to use your computer” posts - that it’s not my job to help her learn how to use her computer when they asked me to show them how to use their Google Calendar and I’ve never felt so alive.
The millennial urge to Vaguebook will never truly leave you, even as the shame around the act will grow as you get older. There is something primal about posting, like, emo song lyrics or something, completely unexplained.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The millennial urge to Vaguebook will never truly leave you, even as the shame around the act will grow as you get older. There is something primal about posting, like, emo song lyrics or something, completely unexplained.
(Also that torture/chatbot observation that nobody ever accepts 'I don't know' from an exhalted source, so you can't actually ever just say that. You gotta find a high and mighty sounding way to vaguebook it, e.g 'If you invade Persia, a great empire will fall.')
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
(Also that torture/chatbot observation that nobody ever accepts 'I don't know' from an exhalted source, so you can't actually ever just say that. You gotta find a high and mighty sounding way to vaguebook it, e.g 'If you invade Persia, a great empire will fall.')
You ever have one of those “you never know what’s going on in someone else’s life” days only you’re the someone else? Yeah. It was one of those. Can’t post about it, Vaguebook shit.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You ever have one of those “you never know what’s going on in someone else’s life” days only you’re the someone else? Yeah. It was one of those. Can’t post about it, Vaguebook shit.
I've got friends who vaguebook post too
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I've got friends who vaguebook post too
I just wanna vent and vaguebook but then I realize that realistically I just have a really solid life statistically and just... It feels bad to feel bad and that feels worse but it feels like I have no reason to feel bad. I just feel bad.
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I just wanna vent and vaguebook but then I realize that realistically I just have a really solid life statistically and just... It feels bad to feel bad and that feels worse but it feels like I have no reason to feel bad. I just feel bad.
We live in the world you spent your career working to create, what tf do you care about any of this. Go vaguebook somewhere else you vacant hack
On this day 225 years ago, John Adams moved into the still-not-quite-complete White House, becoming the first president to occupy it. His blessing was carved into the State Dining Room mantel in 1945: "May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We live in the world you spent your career working to create, what tf do you care about any of this. Go vaguebook somewhere else you vacant hack
Vaguebook warning: I’m angry. That is all. Not at you all.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Vaguebook warning: I’m angry. That is all. Not at you all.
I'm getting "VagueBook" flashbacks.
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I'm getting "VagueBook" flashbacks.
Vent, vaguebook, vent… 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I collect Hornsea pottery. Housemate broke some and didn’t tell me. I ended up having to ask and he acted like it was no big deal.
Vent, vaguebook,vent…
I collect Hornsea pottery. Housemate broke some and didn’t tell me. I ended up having to ask and he acted like it was no big deal.
Vent, vaguebook,vent…
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Vent, vaguebook, vent… 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I collect Hornsea pottery. Housemate broke some and didn’t tell me. I ended up having to ask and he acted like it was no big deal.
Vent, vaguebook,vent…
I collect Hornsea pottery. Housemate broke some and didn’t tell me. I ended up having to ask and he acted like it was no big deal.
Vent, vaguebook,vent…
Really the epitome of a manageable condition it's just bringing up some internalized stuff.
Lol I realize that this could apply to a lot of things, no need to vaguebook except my own neurosis, I have a mild case of the 'beetus.
Lol I realize that this could apply to a lot of things, no need to vaguebook except my own neurosis, I have a mild case of the 'beetus.
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Really the epitome of a manageable condition it's just bringing up some internalized stuff.
Lol I realize that this could apply to a lot of things, no need to vaguebook except my own neurosis, I have a mild case of the 'beetus.
Lol I realize that this could apply to a lot of things, no need to vaguebook except my own neurosis, I have a mild case of the 'beetus.
Honestly laughing at the notion that anyone thought I’d vaguebook-suggested he wouldn’t get into Heaven! No vague: I was straight-up saying he can go to Hell, and surely belongs there.
October 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Honestly laughing at the notion that anyone thought I’d vaguebook-suggested he wouldn’t get into Heaven! No vague: I was straight-up saying he can go to Hell, and surely belongs there.
Fascinating to see the guy kind of vaguebook his way around without like
Engaging with the historical realities because it doesn't fit his story
Engaging with the historical realities because it doesn't fit his story
October 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Fascinating to see the guy kind of vaguebook his way around without like
Engaging with the historical realities because it doesn't fit his story
Engaging with the historical realities because it doesn't fit his story
Wish me luck, all.
Something something project - vaguebook.
Something something project - vaguebook.
October 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wish me luck, all.
Something something project - vaguebook.
Something something project - vaguebook.
Vintage era Vaguebook status update!
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Vintage era Vaguebook status update!
"I don't have a comms team"
OK I can help: Don't post.
No. Really. That is my advice as a professional! Don't post! Don't do it! Don't reply, don't RT, don't vaguebook, don't post!
I see you posting! Stop it!
OK I can help: Don't post.
No. Really. That is my advice as a professional! Don't post! Don't do it! Don't reply, don't RT, don't vaguebook, don't post!
I see you posting! Stop it!
October 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"I don't have a comms team"
OK I can help: Don't post.
No. Really. That is my advice as a professional! Don't post! Don't do it! Don't reply, don't RT, don't vaguebook, don't post!
I see you posting! Stop it!
OK I can help: Don't post.
No. Really. That is my advice as a professional! Don't post! Don't do it! Don't reply, don't RT, don't vaguebook, don't post!
I see you posting! Stop it!
I’m so glad I took today off to see Superfine at the Met. Just got some seriously good work news. Omg! #Vaguebook
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m so glad I took today off to see Superfine at the Met. Just got some seriously good work news. Omg! #Vaguebook
Silksong. Sorry I was vaguebook gaming haha
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Silksong. Sorry I was vaguebook gaming haha
Vaguebook level: moderate!
September 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Vaguebook level: moderate!
I have been sent some stuff today that I absolutely cannot show you but it is SO COOL.
I hope you enjoyed this vaguebook.
I hope you enjoyed this vaguebook.
September 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I have been sent some stuff today that I absolutely cannot show you but it is SO COOL.
I hope you enjoyed this vaguebook.
I hope you enjoyed this vaguebook.