David A. Johnson, Ed.S.
@notdavejohnson.bsky.social
Father. Educator. Maker of Things. Michigan Council for the Social Studies Past President. Viewpoints are my own.
Well, he’s definitely changed the course of America.
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well, he’s definitely changed the course of America.
Everything is a national security event these days. Stubs his toe? National security event. Thing Ruled unconstitutional? National security event. Ketchup shortage? National security event.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everything is a national security event these days. Stubs his toe? National security event. Thing Ruled unconstitutional? National security event. Ketchup shortage? National security event.
I did 7 pds in 5 days and I am now completely and utterly wiped. They all went really well but I simply cannot with people for a couple of days. Overstimulation central here right now!
a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
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November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I did 7 pds in 5 days and I am now completely and utterly wiped. They all went really well but I simply cannot with people for a couple of days. Overstimulation central here right now!
Lettuce give thanks for his acquittal, For justice has been served (on a bun, not brittle).
The jury sandwiched truth between reason and jest,
And said, ‘No harm, no mayo-hem — he did his best.’
The jury sandwiched truth between reason and jest,
And said, ‘No harm, no mayo-hem — he did his best.’
Long live the sandwich tosser!
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lettuce give thanks for his acquittal, For justice has been served (on a bun, not brittle).
The jury sandwiched truth between reason and jest,
And said, ‘No harm, no mayo-hem — he did his best.’
The jury sandwiched truth between reason and jest,
And said, ‘No harm, no mayo-hem — he did his best.’
In the court of public opinion he’s guilty of wasting a perfectly good sandwich but I would absolutely love to know how much money was spent trying to prosecute him in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In the court of public opinion he’s guilty of wasting a perfectly good sandwich but I would absolutely love to know how much money was spent trying to prosecute him in the first place.
Say what you want about Biden’s mental state… they didn’t have to label rooms to make sure he knew where he was.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Say what you want about Biden’s mental state… they didn’t have to label rooms to make sure he knew where he was.
We have complicated EdTech to the point where I, an incredibly tech savvy human, can’t even connect to a projector anymore when I’m in a school district without calling half the IT department down to the room in presenting in.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We have complicated EdTech to the point where I, an incredibly tech savvy human, can’t even connect to a projector anymore when I’m in a school district without calling half the IT department down to the room in presenting in.
Quiet? Seemed really fucking loud to me… 🤔
Tuesday's races were a quiet rebuke of Trump for many voters, AP Voter Poll fonds
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Tuesday’s races were a quiet rebuke of Trump for many voters, AP Voter Poll finds
President Donald Trump wasn’t on the ballot in Tuesday’s elections, but many voters in key races made their choice in opposition to him or considered him to be irrelevant, according to the AP Voter Po...
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November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Quiet? Seemed really fucking loud to me… 🤔
And this, my friends, is a little thing I like to call “a mandate” apple.news/AZlmiDwnyTLi...
Five takeaways as Democrats sweep elections in New Jersey and Virginia — The Washington Post
The party won the governor’s race in both states and a state attorney general’s contest that was up in the air, as voters delivered a rebuke of President Donald Trump.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
And this, my friends, is a little thing I like to call “a mandate” apple.news/AZlmiDwnyTLi...
Quick! It’s time to buy stock in a ketchup company. The walls at Mara Lago must look like they’re auditioning for a Carrie Remake.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Quick! It’s time to buy stock in a ketchup company. The walls at Mara Lago must look like they’re auditioning for a Carrie Remake.
2025 elections are a bloodbath for Trumpism so far. I needed this reminder that sanity still exists.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
2025 elections are a bloodbath for Trumpism so far. I needed this reminder that sanity still exists.
Sour McLachlan batch 022. Really finding my own with this new starter. I still miss the Yeastie Boys but I had to retire back in 2020 when pandemic flour supplies ran out. This was fed a mix of whole wheat and bread flours so I’m expecting some extra sharpness from this when I cut into it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sour McLachlan batch 022. Really finding my own with this new starter. I still miss the Yeastie Boys but I had to retire back in 2020 when pandemic flour supplies ran out. This was fed a mix of whole wheat and bread flours so I’m expecting some extra sharpness from this when I cut into it.
Dear Zoom. I’m a power user who has been in your camp nearly a decade but I’ve run 12 zooms in the last 10 weeks and the interface has changed at least 8 times since August. Maybe tone it down a bit? Kthnxbyee
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dear Zoom. I’m a power user who has been in your camp nearly a decade but I’ve run 12 zooms in the last 10 weeks and the interface has changed at least 8 times since August. Maybe tone it down a bit? Kthnxbyee
On the list of people I look to for advice, George Clooney is just above the gum underneath the seats in my old classroom, and hepatitis B. apple.news/Al39bFBpbR8a...
George Clooney says replacing Joe Biden with Kamala Harris ‘was a mistake’ — Guardian US
Actor says Harris ‘was given a very tough task’ because ‘she had to run against her own record’, and extends an olive branch to Hunter Biden
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November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
On the list of people I look to for advice, George Clooney is just above the gum underneath the seats in my old classroom, and hepatitis B. apple.news/Al39bFBpbR8a...
Another way to solve the climate crisis might be to actually do the reasonable things we’ve wanted to implement for decades but sure. This? 🤦🏻♂️ gizmodo.com/elon-musk-wa...
Elon Musk Wants to Block Out the Sun
The CEO of the largest satellite company in the world just proposed a bold—and totally misguided—solution to the climate crisis.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Another way to solve the climate crisis might be to actually do the reasonable things we’ve wanted to implement for decades but sure. This? 🤦🏻♂️ gizmodo.com/elon-musk-wa...
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Happy Halloween
40 million people losing SNAP benefits tomorrow but it’s fine because dear leader can shit in marble decadence now.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
40 million people losing SNAP benefits tomorrow but it’s fine because dear leader can shit in marble decadence now.
In a world full of Franklins, be a Rufus.
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In a world full of Franklins, be a Rufus.
Because Leviticus is the most cherry picked book of the bible for today’s “Christians (tm)”
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Because Leviticus is the most cherry picked book of the bible for today’s “Christians (tm)”
I want everyone to know as the guy who has to show these people what to actually do when they get a classroom, that this program is taking a lot of taxpayer money and putting warm, unprepared bodies in classrooms and everyone keeps talking about how great it is. www.teachersoftomorrow.org/michigan/
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October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I want everyone to know as the guy who has to show these people what to actually do when they get a classroom, that this program is taking a lot of taxpayer money and putting warm, unprepared bodies in classrooms and everyone keeps talking about how great it is. www.teachersoftomorrow.org/michigan/
Gatorade - it’s what plants crave. apple.news/At4qNvWz9Qo2...
Trump, 79, Gets Confused Explaining Water to the Navy — The Daily Beast
The president went on a baffling rant about the scientific properties of water on board the USS George Washington.
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October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gatorade - it’s what plants crave. apple.news/At4qNvWz9Qo2...
They are super expensive and most normal people’s insurance won’t let you just have one for no reason
What’s a “routine” MRI scan?
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They are super expensive and most normal people’s insurance won’t let you just have one for no reason
I’ve loved this song for nearly 25 years so having twin the eldest ask if we could do it in the talent show together with her playing and me singing was like legit treat of the century. Colorful - Dave and Twin the Eldest
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Colorful - Dave and Twin the Eldest
YouTube video by Dave Johnson
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October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve loved this song for nearly 25 years so having twin the eldest ask if we could do it in the talent show together with her playing and me singing was like legit treat of the century. Colorful - Dave and Twin the Eldest
youtu.be/gmEWNGHc4BQ
youtu.be/gmEWNGHc4BQ
“Party of Fiscal Responsibility” apnews.com/article/trum...
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
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October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“Party of Fiscal Responsibility” apnews.com/article/trum...
Gave up on gm years ago but this is the dumbest thing ever from the company that thought me plugging my phone into the USB slot meant I wanted to alphabetically play my playlist instead of, you know, letting me choose or assuming I didn’t just want to charge my phone. apple.news/AofLcLjMxS5G...
GM will ditch Apple CarPlay and Android Auto on all its cars, not just EVs — The Verge
GM plans to drop support for phone projection on all new vehicles in the near future, and not just its electric car lineup, according to GM CEO Mary Barra.
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October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Gave up on gm years ago but this is the dumbest thing ever from the company that thought me plugging my phone into the USB slot meant I wanted to alphabetically play my playlist instead of, you know, letting me choose or assuming I didn’t just want to charge my phone. apple.news/AofLcLjMxS5G...