Adam Kellogg (he/him)
@adambuckled.bsky.social
Trying to be a better human. Trying to help. But on here I’m mostly angry at transphobes etc. and/or watching sports. Cubs, Bears, Bulls
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
The only time I’ve ever been skinny dipping was in Lake Michigan while there were still patches of ice floating on it. The trauma bond will never be broken.
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The only time I’ve ever been skinny dipping was in Lake Michigan while there were still patches of ice floating on it. The trauma bond will never be broken.
There’s really no procrastinating cleaning the air fryer after a round of pizza rolls.
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
There’s really no procrastinating cleaning the air fryer after a round of pizza rolls.
FYI it’s 45° rn in Oqaatsut, Greenland, north of the arctic circle.
Trump: "Record Cold Wave expected to hit 40 States. Rarely seen anything like it before. Could the Environmental Insurrectionists please explain — WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING???"
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
FYI it’s 45° rn in Oqaatsut, Greenland, north of the arctic circle.
Ok, it warmed up to -2, time to take the dog out.
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ok, it warmed up to -2, time to take the dog out.
I’m turning off “Silence Unknown Callers” just in case Buffalo is interested.
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I’m turning off “Silence Unknown Callers” just in case Buffalo is interested.
Mad props for matching his tie to his hand bruise of death.
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Mad props for matching his tie to his hand bruise of death.
In today’s edition of Adam is Extremely Late to the Party, I really enjoy Poker Face. Judith Light and S. Epatha Merkerson as nursing home homicidal revolutionaries? Yes please.
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In today’s edition of Adam is Extremely Late to the Party, I really enjoy Poker Face. Judith Light and S. Epatha Merkerson as nursing home homicidal revolutionaries? Yes please.
Love being constantly reminded that I’m both physically painfully enraged and also not nearly angry enough.
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Love being constantly reminded that I’m both physically painfully enraged and also not nearly angry enough.
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This is why I love college sports. The Indiana marching band playing the LOTR Isengard theme on defense is cooler than anything you'll get on a stadium PA. Elevates the moment.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This is why I love college sports. The Indiana marching band playing the LOTR Isengard theme on defense is cooler than anything you'll get on a stadium PA. Elevates the moment.
Aw man, I’m a sucker for Masters of the Universe. I still remember dancing in my living room when they announced the OG cartoon series was coming out. (When the OG movie came out, it looked so awful I didn’t even see it.)
Masters of The Universe - Official Teaser Trailer
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Aw man, I’m a sucker for Masters of the Universe. I still remember dancing in my living room when they announced the OG cartoon series was coming out. (When the OG movie came out, it looked so awful I didn’t even see it.)
So much of the news makes me desperately miss the feeling of swinging a baseball bat.
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
So much of the news makes me desperately miss the feeling of swinging a baseball bat.
Box of pop-tarts.
If you could be a comfort food what would you be?
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Box of pop-tarts.
I’m so tired of people being brain-fucked idiots yet so impatient in helping them open their minds to becoming something resembling a person with a half-human worldview. Is there a pill I can take?
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I’m so tired of people being brain-fucked idiots yet so impatient in helping them open their minds to becoming something resembling a person with a half-human worldview. Is there a pill I can take?
Until this is fixed, there’s no point whatsoever in asking Mike Johnson about anything.
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Until this is fixed, there’s no point whatsoever in asking Mike Johnson about anything.
The fact that my sports feed and politics feed are wall-to-wall “WTF IS THIS DEMENTED IDIOT SAYING?” is super fun.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The fact that my sports feed and politics feed are wall-to-wall “WTF IS THIS DEMENTED IDIOT SAYING?” is super fun.
Today our antihero wakes up convincing himself that this will be the day he eschews doomscrolling and focuses instead on things he can control. He’ll just take a small peek at the timeline to see if Donald Trump is still alive DEAR GOD IN HELL WHYYYYY?!?!?!1
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Today our antihero wakes up convincing himself that this will be the day he eschews doomscrolling and focuses instead on things he can control. He’ll just take a small peek at the timeline to see if Donald Trump is still alive DEAR GOD IN HELL WHYYYYY?!?!?!1
English is our second language, mother fucker. We’re all fluent in hate.
I don’t mind being called hated, but unprepared? How dare you, sir.
I don’t mind being called hated, but unprepared? How dare you, sir.
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
English is our second language, mother fucker. We’re all fluent in hate.
I don’t mind being called hated, but unprepared? How dare you, sir.
I don’t mind being called hated, but unprepared? How dare you, sir.
Nevertheless? Shit, I don’t have that kind of confidence. Sometimestheless.
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Nevertheless? Shit, I don’t have that kind of confidence. Sometimestheless.
This is worse than the Bears game.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 AM
This is worse than the Bears game.
You have to love a social media platform that can hold space for a post with comments as unified and hopeful as what you’ll find herein.
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 4:03 AM
You have to love a social media platform that can hold space for a post with comments as unified and hopeful as what you’ll find herein.
In the next edition of Adam is Extremely Late to the Party, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has a breathtaking joke density. Insane Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker levels of rapid fire hilarity.
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
In the next edition of Adam is Extremely Late to the Party, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has a breathtaking joke density. Insane Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker levels of rapid fire hilarity.
Enjoy this season, folks. It might be a minute before we see another one.
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Enjoy this season, folks. It might be a minute before we see another one.
Cleaning stuff with baking soda and vinegar is one of the most satisfying yet simplest stupid activities you can do while still feeling productive.
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Cleaning stuff with baking soda and vinegar is one of the most satisfying yet simplest stupid activities you can do while still feeling productive.
You know how after you’ve spent all day on a boat and you finally lie in bed you feel like you’re rocking and swaying on the water? Your whole body and brain have adopted a system in which you can fabricate a sense of steadiness while in constant motion.
That’s what Trump does to people.
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That’s what Trump does to people.
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January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
You know how after you’ve spent all day on a boat and you finally lie in bed you feel like you’re rocking and swaying on the water? Your whole body and brain have adopted a system in which you can fabricate a sense of steadiness while in constant motion.
That’s what Trump does to people.
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That’s what Trump does to people.
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