Garth Brooks’s other alter ego (he/him)
@adambuckled.bsky.social
Trying to be a better human. Trying to help. But on here I’m mostly angry at transphobes etc. and/or watching sports. Cubs, Bears, Bulls
Ok, yes, I’m curious @profanity.accountant if I swear as much online as I do in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ok, yes, I’m curious @profanity.accountant if I swear as much online as I do in my head.
Chicago is hungry. Chicago is also thirsty.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chicago is hungry. Chicago is also thirsty.
Seems like it’s been a while since Philly gave up a 1st-quarter TD.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Seems like it’s been a while since Philly gave up a 1st-quarter TD.
Every sports broadcast should have an SAP track that includes all the profanity unredacted.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every sports broadcast should have an SAP track that includes all the profanity unredacted.
Finally the Blue Jays are going for it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Finally the Blue Jays are going for it.
Just sitting here watching Devin Hester highlights.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just sitting here watching Devin Hester highlights.
In which Colin and I explain Caleb Williams’s accuracy issues by listening to what Caleb has to say about it. GBBNLIRUYGGBAYBGB Bears on 3, 1-2-3 BEARS.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
Week 13: Time to Feast on the Birds
Podcast Episode · Generational (Bear-able) Trauma · 11/26/2025 · 1h 3m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In which Colin and I explain Caleb Williams’s accuracy issues by listening to what Caleb has to say about it. GBBNLIRUYGGBAYBGB Bears on 3, 1-2-3 BEARS.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
“I have the palate of a 5yo.”
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“I have the palate of a 5yo.”
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
Cubs fans will remember a game about a year and a half ago when they were playing with their heads up their asses. At the end of an inning on his way into the dugout, Justin Steele erupted with an exasperated “WAKE THE FUCK UP!” tirade.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Cubs fans will remember a game about a year and a half ago when they were playing with their heads up their asses. At the end of an inning on his way into the dugout, Justin Steele erupted with an exasperated “WAKE THE FUCK UP!” tirade.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
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One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
Share a ‘90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Share a ‘90s movie you think deserves more love.
The disrespect. I get being bearish on the Bears, but the Packers’ remaining opponents have a combined 42-24 record, and they have an 84% chance of making the playoffs and 50% at the division? That’s . . . interesting.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The disrespect. I get being bearish on the Bears, but the Packers’ remaining opponents have a combined 42-24 record, and they have an 84% chance of making the playoffs and 50% at the division? That’s . . . interesting.
Podcaster: THROW THE BALL ACCURATELY!
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Podcaster: THROW THE BALL ACCURATELY!
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
This thanksgiving I plan to open our meal with a prayer from the Bible:
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This thanksgiving I plan to open our meal with a prayer from the Bible:
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
Imagine if what Elon Musk wanted more than anything was to be a better person living in a better world.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagine if what Elon Musk wanted more than anything was to be a better person living in a better world.
Maybe the Pirates (and Marlins?) really do plan to spend this offseason. You gotta spend money to share money, I guess.
The Pirates and Marlins have a sudden willingness to spend. Here’s what could be behind it
Both clubs say it's all about opportunity. Other factors, though, could be at play.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Maybe the Pirates (and Marlins?) really do plan to spend this offseason. You gotta spend money to share money, I guess.
I will never be able to sufficiently thank Samsung for making dry clothes a bop.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I will never be able to sufficiently thank Samsung for making dry clothes a bop.
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GOOD BETTER BEST, HEART BEATS OUT YOUR CHEST, TIL YOU’RE DEAD GETS DEADER FROM CARDIAC ARREST, BEARS ON THREE 1-2-3 BEARS!
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
GOOD BETTER BEST, HEART BEATS OUT YOUR CHEST, TIL YOU’RE DEAD GETS DEADER FROM CARDIAC ARREST, BEARS ON THREE 1-2-3 BEARS!
If I were the Giants I would simply stop taking the lead in football games.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If I were the Giants I would simply stop taking the lead in football games.
One of my favorite categories of recognizing actors is recognizing when two actors in a show or movie are married IRL. Yes, I’m watching A Man on the Inside.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One of my favorite categories of recognizing actors is recognizing when two actors in a show or movie are married IRL. Yes, I’m watching A Man on the Inside.
I’m ~5 years behind on The Morning Show, and it’s really interesting to be watching a ~fictional recap of early 2020 right now.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’m ~5 years behind on The Morning Show, and it’s really interesting to be watching a ~fictional recap of early 2020 right now.
I just misread DUE PROCESS as DUDE PROCESS, which I now desperately want to be a thing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I just misread DUE PROCESS as DUDE PROCESS, which I now desperately want to be a thing.
Bulls with a Bears win!
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bulls with a Bears win!
I’m sorry, Paul, you can go around telling people you’re a real-estate novelist OR you can tell them you never had time for a wife. No one will ever believe both, especially not when you spend every Saturday talking to Davey the sailor on piano night.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m sorry, Paul, you can go around telling people you’re a real-estate novelist OR you can tell them you never had time for a wife. No one will ever believe both, especially not when you spend every Saturday talking to Davey the sailor on piano night.
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Her first film will be g rated