Mike Covers...
@mikecovers.bsky.social
Storyteller. Writer. Ally. Liberal. Nerd. Weirdo. Pokemon Go trainer. He/him. Opinions strictly my own.
Oh, and once I sawr a blimp.
Oh, and once I sawr a blimp.
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 26: B2 Cafe (Philadelphia, PA)
1/26/26
Indy loves the iced tea, iced lemon cake, and (non-iced) Wifi details right on the table!
Day 26: B2 Cafe (Philadelphia, PA)
1/26/26
Indy loves the iced tea, iced lemon cake, and (non-iced) Wifi details right on the table!
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 26: B2 Cafe (Philadelphia, PA)
1/26/26
Indy loves the iced tea, iced lemon cake, and (non-iced) Wifi details right on the table!
Day 26: B2 Cafe (Philadelphia, PA)
1/26/26
Indy loves the iced tea, iced lemon cake, and (non-iced) Wifi details right on the table!
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 26: One Dollar Zone
1/26/26
Chain Chomp filled his whole cart for, well, several dollars.
Day 26: One Dollar Zone
1/26/26
Chain Chomp filled his whole cart for, well, several dollars.
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 26: One Dollar Zone
1/26/26
Chain Chomp filled his whole cart for, well, several dollars.
Day 26: One Dollar Zone
1/26/26
Chain Chomp filled his whole cart for, well, several dollars.
12 MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL TOYS IN 12 MONTHS
January: Nebula and Baymax
Location: Deptford, NJ
This monthly collection started out with TWO toys in ONE box, part of the 70 year anniversary of Disneyland! Maybe Baymax can help Nebula defeat Thanos.
January: Nebula and Baymax
Location: Deptford, NJ
This monthly collection started out with TWO toys in ONE box, part of the 70 year anniversary of Disneyland! Maybe Baymax can help Nebula defeat Thanos.
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
12 MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL TOYS IN 12 MONTHS
January: Nebula and Baymax
Location: Deptford, NJ
This monthly collection started out with TWO toys in ONE box, part of the 70 year anniversary of Disneyland! Maybe Baymax can help Nebula defeat Thanos.
January: Nebula and Baymax
Location: Deptford, NJ
This monthly collection started out with TWO toys in ONE box, part of the 70 year anniversary of Disneyland! Maybe Baymax can help Nebula defeat Thanos.
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 25: Book Corner (Philadelphia, PA)
1/25/26
Indy knows that it's legally not an independent bookstore unless it has a cat.
Day 25: Book Corner (Philadelphia, PA)
1/25/26
Indy knows that it's legally not an independent bookstore unless it has a cat.
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 25: Book Corner (Philadelphia, PA)
1/25/26
Indy knows that it's legally not an independent bookstore unless it has a cat.
Day 25: Book Corner (Philadelphia, PA)
1/25/26
Indy knows that it's legally not an independent bookstore unless it has a cat.
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 25: Arbys
1/25/26
Chain Chomp has the meats. And the drinks.
Day 25: Arbys
1/25/26
Chain Chomp has the meats. And the drinks.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 25: Arbys
1/25/26
Chain Chomp has the meats. And the drinks.
Day 25: Arbys
1/25/26
Chain Chomp has the meats. And the drinks.
People who go to church in snowstorms kill me. This is who they worship and consider the epitome of all that is good and perfect:
GOD: So I'm omnipresent & watching you all the time, but you still have to come to my house. And here's 2 feet of snow and ice that might kill you.
GOD: So I'm omnipresent & watching you all the time, but you still have to come to my house. And here's 2 feet of snow and ice that might kill you.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
People who go to church in snowstorms kill me. This is who they worship and consider the epitome of all that is good and perfect:
GOD: So I'm omnipresent & watching you all the time, but you still have to come to my house. And here's 2 feet of snow and ice that might kill you.
GOD: So I'm omnipresent & watching you all the time, but you still have to come to my house. And here's 2 feet of snow and ice that might kill you.
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 24: P'unk Burger (Philadelphia, PA)
1/24/26
Indy truly enjoyed this massive "big man on campus" burger, which had cheese baked into the burger meat!
Day 24: P'unk Burger (Philadelphia, PA)
1/24/26
Indy truly enjoyed this massive "big man on campus" burger, which had cheese baked into the burger meat!
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 24: P'unk Burger (Philadelphia, PA)
1/24/26
Indy truly enjoyed this massive "big man on campus" burger, which had cheese baked into the burger meat!
Day 24: P'unk Burger (Philadelphia, PA)
1/24/26
Indy truly enjoyed this massive "big man on campus" burger, which had cheese baked into the burger meat!
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 24: Ross
1/24/26
Chain Chomp is dressing for less
Day 24: Ross
1/24/26
Chain Chomp is dressing for less
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 24: Ross
1/24/26
Chain Chomp is dressing for less
Day 24: Ross
1/24/26
Chain Chomp is dressing for less
"I can't live in Canada, it's too cold!"
"I can't live in Kansas, tornadoes!"
"I can't live in Florida, hurricanes!"
"I can't live in New Orleans, floods!"
"I can't live in Arizona, it's too hot!"
--Said by people living in the northeast, where ALL of these things happen.
"I can't live in Kansas, tornadoes!"
"I can't live in Florida, hurricanes!"
"I can't live in New Orleans, floods!"
"I can't live in Arizona, it's too hot!"
--Said by people living in the northeast, where ALL of these things happen.
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"I can't live in Canada, it's too cold!"
"I can't live in Kansas, tornadoes!"
"I can't live in Florida, hurricanes!"
"I can't live in New Orleans, floods!"
"I can't live in Arizona, it's too hot!"
--Said by people living in the northeast, where ALL of these things happen.
"I can't live in Kansas, tornadoes!"
"I can't live in Florida, hurricanes!"
"I can't live in New Orleans, floods!"
"I can't live in Arizona, it's too hot!"
--Said by people living in the northeast, where ALL of these things happen.
The "oldies" station used to play Mick Jagger. Now it plays Moves Like Jagger.
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The "oldies" station used to play Mick Jagger. Now it plays Moves Like Jagger.
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 23: Goodie's Disc Exchange (Holmes, PA)
1/23/26
Look what Indy found while DVD hunting!
Day 23: Goodie's Disc Exchange (Holmes, PA)
1/23/26
Look what Indy found while DVD hunting!
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 23: Goodie's Disc Exchange (Holmes, PA)
1/23/26
Look what Indy found while DVD hunting!
Day 23: Goodie's Disc Exchange (Holmes, PA)
1/23/26
Look what Indy found while DVD hunting!
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 23: Friendly's
1/23/26
Chain Chomping on soup, mini mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, and saving room for ice cream.
Day 23: Friendly's
1/23/26
Chain Chomping on soup, mini mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, and saving room for ice cream.
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 23: Friendly's
1/23/26
Chain Chomping on soup, mini mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, and saving room for ice cream.
Day 23: Friendly's
1/23/26
Chain Chomping on soup, mini mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, and saving room for ice cream.
Remember when Redbox was around for like a minute?
January 24, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Remember when Redbox was around for like a minute?
The U.S. in the WHO within the past 10 years.🤦♂️
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The U.S. in the WHO within the past 10 years.🤦♂️
I'm sorry, but this is not a very l33t mailbox. You need to do better or change your address.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm sorry, but this is not a very l33t mailbox. You need to do better or change your address.
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 22: Queen Village Food Market (Philadelphia, PA)
1/22/26
Indy was hoping that the Pringles would be right next to the wasabi peas underneath a sticker of a pineapple wearing sunglasses!
Day 22: Queen Village Food Market (Philadelphia, PA)
1/22/26
Indy was hoping that the Pringles would be right next to the wasabi peas underneath a sticker of a pineapple wearing sunglasses!
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 22: Queen Village Food Market (Philadelphia, PA)
1/22/26
Indy was hoping that the Pringles would be right next to the wasabi peas underneath a sticker of a pineapple wearing sunglasses!
Day 22: Queen Village Food Market (Philadelphia, PA)
1/22/26
Indy was hoping that the Pringles would be right next to the wasabi peas underneath a sticker of a pineapple wearing sunglasses!
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 22: Target
1/22/26
While expecting nothing and thus paying nothing, Chain Chomp did find a fun snack that no influencer had yet to touch!
Day 22: Target
1/22/26
While expecting nothing and thus paying nothing, Chain Chomp did find a fun snack that no influencer had yet to touch!
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 22: Target
1/22/26
While expecting nothing and thus paying nothing, Chain Chomp did find a fun snack that no influencer had yet to touch!
Day 22: Target
1/22/26
While expecting nothing and thus paying nothing, Chain Chomp did find a fun snack that no influencer had yet to touch!
Today in our 40s, everyone I graduated with looks like Bob Newhart stretched a Temu mask of my classmates' faces onto his head.
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Today in our 40s, everyone I graduated with looks like Bob Newhart stretched a Temu mask of my classmates' faces onto his head.
No Best Picture Oscar nods for Superman, The Naked Gun, Weapons, Thunderbolts*, Captain America: Brave New World, The Fantastic 4, or Heart Eyes?! For shame!!!
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
No Best Picture Oscar nods for Superman, The Naked Gun, Weapons, Thunderbolts*, Captain America: Brave New World, The Fantastic 4, or Heart Eyes?! For shame!!!
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 21: Condom Kingdom (Philadelphia, PA)
1/21/26
Maybe if Indy had stopped here first & consulted with the water-spewing sperm toys in the fountain, we wouldn't have Shia LeBouf OR the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! (Sentences I never thought I'd write)
Use protection!
Day 21: Condom Kingdom (Philadelphia, PA)
1/21/26
Maybe if Indy had stopped here first & consulted with the water-spewing sperm toys in the fountain, we wouldn't have Shia LeBouf OR the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! (Sentences I never thought I'd write)
Use protection!
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 21: Condom Kingdom (Philadelphia, PA)
1/21/26
Maybe if Indy had stopped here first & consulted with the water-spewing sperm toys in the fountain, we wouldn't have Shia LeBouf OR the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! (Sentences I never thought I'd write)
Use protection!
Day 21: Condom Kingdom (Philadelphia, PA)
1/21/26
Maybe if Indy had stopped here first & consulted with the water-spewing sperm toys in the fountain, we wouldn't have Shia LeBouf OR the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! (Sentences I never thought I'd write)
Use protection!
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 21: Round One
1/21/26
Chain Chomp is having all the fun he can under one roof!
Although he sucks at DDR and bowling.
Then again, so do I.
Day 21: Round One
1/21/26
Chain Chomp is having all the fun he can under one roof!
Although he sucks at DDR and bowling.
Then again, so do I.
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 21: Round One
1/21/26
Chain Chomp is having all the fun he can under one roof!
Although he sucks at DDR and bowling.
Then again, so do I.
Day 21: Round One
1/21/26
Chain Chomp is having all the fun he can under one roof!
Although he sucks at DDR and bowling.
Then again, so do I.
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 20: South Street Art Mart (Philadelphia, PA)
1/20/26
Located on, as its name suggests, 4th Street, Indy checked out the wide variety of local artists' stickers, zines, buttons, and jewelry.
Day 20: South Street Art Mart (Philadelphia, PA)
1/20/26
Located on, as its name suggests, 4th Street, Indy checked out the wide variety of local artists' stickers, zines, buttons, and jewelry.
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
365 INDIE PLACES WITH INDY
Day 20: South Street Art Mart (Philadelphia, PA)
1/20/26
Located on, as its name suggests, 4th Street, Indy checked out the wide variety of local artists' stickers, zines, buttons, and jewelry.
Day 20: South Street Art Mart (Philadelphia, PA)
1/20/26
Located on, as its name suggests, 4th Street, Indy checked out the wide variety of local artists' stickers, zines, buttons, and jewelry.
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 20: Marshalls
1/20/26
Good Stuff Chomp.
Day 20: Marshalls
1/20/26
Good Stuff Chomp.
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
365 CHAINS WITH CHAIN CHOMP
Day 20: Marshalls
1/20/26
Good Stuff Chomp.
Day 20: Marshalls
1/20/26
Good Stuff Chomp.
52 GREEN SPACES IN 52 WEEKS WITH THE GREEN RANGER
Week 3: Veterans Memorial Park (Laurel Springs, NJ)
Usually the Green Ranger's green represents grass, but at this park, it also symbolizes the shade of goose poop that commonly litters the walking track. But at least it has 13 Pokestops!
Week 3: Veterans Memorial Park (Laurel Springs, NJ)
Usually the Green Ranger's green represents grass, but at this park, it also symbolizes the shade of goose poop that commonly litters the walking track. But at least it has 13 Pokestops!
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
52 GREEN SPACES IN 52 WEEKS WITH THE GREEN RANGER
Week 3: Veterans Memorial Park (Laurel Springs, NJ)
Usually the Green Ranger's green represents grass, but at this park, it also symbolizes the shade of goose poop that commonly litters the walking track. But at least it has 13 Pokestops!
Week 3: Veterans Memorial Park (Laurel Springs, NJ)
Usually the Green Ranger's green represents grass, but at this park, it also symbolizes the shade of goose poop that commonly litters the walking track. But at least it has 13 Pokestops!