#Packet
Let me have breakfast first jfc
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
normalize drinking the rest of the leftover sauce packet
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s not been thought through at all. It’s back of a fag-packet hate stuff, that’s all. Incompetent as well as viciously horrible.
It will also mean people's refugee status will be reviewed every 2 and half years. If this policy was in place now, that would mean the Home Office having at least another 67k decisions to process over the next year (the number of initial decision grants made between April 2023 and March 2024)
Shabana Mahmood has vowed to end Britain’s “golden ticket” for asylum seekers by forcing people arriving illegally to wait 20 years before they can apply for permanent settlement
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
#FastFoodVarietyInASongOrMovie

Children Of The Corn Dogs
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is what a sphynx cat who plays fetch looks like right before you throw his beloved packet, 😁.

“THROW IT! THROW IT NOW!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m eating for 2 now, according to the serving suggestion on the packet.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Someone isn't allowed to eat churu straight from the tube anymore because someone gets too excited and chomps and shreds the end of the packet to pieces.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
there was a beef flavor packet in my chicken ramen noodle pack...
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you want butterflies in your garden next year, then try some single flowered dahlias like this one. We grow them from seed every year a packet of seeds is 50 plants. We mix them with native flowers, such as foxglove and Columbine. Nice?
#wildlife 🌱
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In HyperRouter, not every Packet Run is going to be easy

... or legal, but who's asking
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A woman on the Tube tries to open her M&S packet of cashew nuts. She pulls at it with her hands, and tears at it with her teeth. It remains completely impenetrable. With a small sigh, she puts the packet back in her bag.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Rolling around in your discarded condiment packet drawer
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
bottom prep time
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Excuse me! It’s Percy here. Guess what? Baby Dog’s head smells of CHEESE 🧀
Why??? It’s making me hungry. Malcy said something happened yesterday with a Doritos Packet…? I don’t know what happened but I’ll be hanging around with Baby Dog most of today because he also tastes good 😸
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Now it's time to post today's #HolidayRobin, which comes from Yarrow Valley Country Park. And the four very obliging models all received a bonus in their seed packet for performing so well.

#birds #photography #EastCoastKin #naturephotography #ukbirding #birdphotography @rspb.bsky.social #BirdLife
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ
One year my Santa gave me a small packet of mixed flower seeds from their garden.
I planted them and they were different types of blue and yellow flowers. They seeded & have come up every year since. This week, I see their little shoots in amongst my jungle garden & I smile. Thanks.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
someone please ctrl + f through the email packet for "kotick" thanks in advance
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
And yet the man presiding over this has been offered a trillion dollar pay packet, not sacked. The rich always fail upwards.
Tesla's car biz (worth only $78 per share vs Tesla's current price of $402) is imploding.

Overseas sales in Oct were -33%, the lowest start of Q4 sales on record.

US EV sales at carmakers reporting monthly sales were -71% MoM & -49% YoY after Sept EV rush.

open.substack.com/pub/bradmunc...
A Quick Look at How Bad Tesla's Start of Q4 Is
In all countries that report monthly Tesla sales (ex-North America), Tesla's October sales fell by 33% YoY to new lows since 2022's pandemic.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Are u even cat if the packet remains unchomped tho?
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie

Any song by Bombay Mix the Bass
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ICE deports Purple Heart U.S. Army Veteran—to an unknown location in Mexico.

Supervising officer approved his application for citizenship in 2006—but the packet was "lost in mail."

Despite being set on fire by car bomb—he lift up burning Humvee to rescue 2 soldiers pinned under the armored vehicle
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
nice catch queso blanco, too bad your ass got saaaacked
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Okay but what if it's a mayo packet or tartar sauce or something 😰
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM