Hello to my fellow caffeinated homosexuals, good luck today
January 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Hello to my fellow caffeinated homosexuals, good luck today
Caffeinated penis
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Caffeinated penis
My tits are concealed and it’s time to acquire a caffeinated beverage.
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My tits are concealed and it’s time to acquire a caffeinated beverage.
General Alert!
Za scav has reached za coffee!
Emergency Emergency!
Yinglet has been caffeinated! Repeat! Yinglet has been caffeinated!
Za scav has reached za coffee!
Emergency Emergency!
Yinglet has been caffeinated! Repeat! Yinglet has been caffeinated!
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
General Alert!
Za scav has reached za coffee!
Emergency Emergency!
Yinglet has been caffeinated! Repeat! Yinglet has been caffeinated!
Za scav has reached za coffee!
Emergency Emergency!
Yinglet has been caffeinated! Repeat! Yinglet has been caffeinated!
between this and the Sparkling Blue Raspberry Lemonade Protein Beverage i saw at costco this weekend, i'm thinking we hit caffeinated protein weed vape by august
@amybrown.xyz Dunkin is putting out protein lattes, a key step on the path to the protein/caffeine/alcohol singularity
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
between this and the Sparkling Blue Raspberry Lemonade Protein Beverage i saw at costco this weekend, i'm thinking we hit caffeinated protein weed vape by august
me if I don't get my fizzy caffeinated beverage
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
me if I don't get my fizzy caffeinated beverage
I'm not caffeinated enough for bullshit today
Good morning autistic comrades!
What do you want to tell the world today?
What do you want to tell the world today?
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm not caffeinated enough for bullshit today
I just had baby 4, the big kids are at school, baby and husband and dog are napping, I am caffeinated and freshly showered and slept reasonably well
AMA
AMA
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I just had baby 4, the big kids are at school, baby and husband and dog are napping, I am caffeinated and freshly showered and slept reasonably well
AMA
AMA
“The Caffeinated Cafe” EPISODE 12: “Call Me, Maybe?” 🦎
Here’s the next installment of my RWBY Team CFVY’s cafe AU!
(1 of 5); panels continued in thread!) (Also much easier viewing on my Instagram post!)
#RWBY #RWBYart #ChibiCFVY #CFVY #TheCaffeinatedCafe #RWBYFanart
Here’s the next installment of my RWBY Team CFVY’s cafe AU!
(1 of 5); panels continued in thread!) (Also much easier viewing on my Instagram post!)
#RWBY #RWBYart #ChibiCFVY #CFVY #TheCaffeinatedCafe #RWBYFanart
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“The Caffeinated Cafe” EPISODE 12: “Call Me, Maybe?” 🦎
Here’s the next installment of my RWBY Team CFVY’s cafe AU!
(1 of 5); panels continued in thread!) (Also much easier viewing on my Instagram post!)
#RWBY #RWBYart #ChibiCFVY #CFVY #TheCaffeinatedCafe #RWBYFanart
Here’s the next installment of my RWBY Team CFVY’s cafe AU!
(1 of 5); panels continued in thread!) (Also much easier viewing on my Instagram post!)
#RWBY #RWBYart #ChibiCFVY #CFVY #TheCaffeinatedCafe #RWBYFanart
Caffeinated ✅
Breakfast ✅
Water ✅
Comfies ✅
Phone and Headphones charged ✅
I think we’re ready for a whole day of tattooing 😬😬😬
Breakfast ✅
Water ✅
Comfies ✅
Phone and Headphones charged ✅
I think we’re ready for a whole day of tattooing 😬😬😬
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Caffeinated ✅
Breakfast ✅
Water ✅
Comfies ✅
Phone and Headphones charged ✅
I think we’re ready for a whole day of tattooing 😬😬😬
Breakfast ✅
Water ✅
Comfies ✅
Phone and Headphones charged ✅
I think we’re ready for a whole day of tattooing 😬😬😬
It's Monday!
I hope you're caffeinated because there's plenty of chaos.
Grab your cup and let's get it!
I hope you're caffeinated because there's plenty of chaos.
Grab your cup and let's get it!
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It's Monday!
I hope you're caffeinated because there's plenty of chaos.
Grab your cup and let's get it!
I hope you're caffeinated because there's plenty of chaos.
Grab your cup and let's get it!
The first Monday back after the holidays always hits different. Current status: Over-caffeinated and under-prepared.
Scale of 1-10: How cooked are you for this week? 👇
Scale of 1-10: How cooked are you for this week? 👇
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The first Monday back after the holidays always hits different. Current status: Over-caffeinated and under-prepared.
Scale of 1-10: How cooked are you for this week? 👇
Scale of 1-10: How cooked are you for this week? 👇
No naked coffee this morning.
Feral and caffeinated.
Feral and caffeinated.
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
No naked coffee this morning.
Feral and caffeinated.
Feral and caffeinated.
What a cruel fate. I need nsfw audio to sleep and I cant touch myself to it. Istg i have like caffeinated orgasms or something.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
What a cruel fate. I need nsfw audio to sleep and I cant touch myself to it. Istg i have like caffeinated orgasms or something.
Day 2 of 2026! 🔐🐓🔐 stay caffeinated and stay locked…😈 #FRRK #NoNut
#gaychastityrt #chastityclub #gaychastityretweets
#gaychastity #chastity #lockedlife
#cagecheck #caged #locked
#gaychastityrt #chastityclub #gaychastityretweets
#gaychastity #chastity #lockedlife
#cagecheck #caged #locked
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Day 2 of 2026! 🔐🐓🔐 stay caffeinated and stay locked…😈 #FRRK #NoNut
#gaychastityrt #chastityclub #gaychastityretweets
#gaychastity #chastity #lockedlife
#cagecheck #caged #locked
#gaychastityrt #chastityclub #gaychastityretweets
#gaychastity #chastity #lockedlife
#cagecheck #caged #locked
okay i'm very over caffeinated and all i will be posting about is wrestle kingdom now
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
okay i'm very over caffeinated and all i will be posting about is wrestle kingdom now
i call it the alpha diet you can drink as much water and diet caffeinated sodas but you shouldn't have any non caffeinated sodas you should try to be as jumpy as possibly and be confident in your energy levels that false sense of energy is key to all of this
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i call it the alpha diet you can drink as much water and diet caffeinated sodas but you shouldn't have any non caffeinated sodas you should try to be as jumpy as possibly and be confident in your energy levels that false sense of energy is key to all of this
New Year went sideways, so I shed my dramas with my clothes— some resets can’t be beaten: naked, caffeinated, hot tub, gratitude to Ian for the pause.
#NormalizeNudity
#NormalizeNudity
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
New Year went sideways, so I shed my dramas with my clothes— some resets can’t be beaten: naked, caffeinated, hot tub, gratitude to Ian for the pause.
#NormalizeNudity
#NormalizeNudity
Tosses @caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
I’m just gonna pretend his jacket is magenta and not the light pink it is rn
#sampo #hsr
I’m just gonna pretend his jacket is magenta and not the light pink it is rn
#sampo #hsr
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Tosses @caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
I’m just gonna pretend his jacket is magenta and not the light pink it is rn
#sampo #hsr
I’m just gonna pretend his jacket is magenta and not the light pink it is rn
#sampo #hsr
I may have over-caffeinated. I feel amazing but I can’t focus on anything 🫨
a black and white drawing of a cartoon character wearing headphones on a white background .
Alt: GIF of a line drawing of a person, generally vibrating
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I may have over-caffeinated. I feel amazing but I can’t focus on anything 🫨
I used entirely to many brain 🧠 cells to find the my repo I’ve been working on for months.
This is the most Mondays or Mondays.
Stay caffeinated out there friends.
This is the most Mondays or Mondays.
Stay caffeinated out there friends.
a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I used entirely to many brain 🧠 cells to find the my repo I’ve been working on for months.
This is the most Mondays or Mondays.
Stay caffeinated out there friends.
This is the most Mondays or Mondays.
Stay caffeinated out there friends.
I am nowhere near caffeinated enough for this bullshit
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I am nowhere near caffeinated enough for this bullshit
Smmpathy, and wishing you success in getting caffeinated! I have no coffee trouble, I just have used tea leaves thinly sprinkled all over the counter. Making small brown spots.
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Smmpathy, and wishing you success in getting caffeinated! I have no coffee trouble, I just have used tea leaves thinly sprinkled all over the counter. Making small brown spots.
Anyway, this turned into a longer and ill-written thread, unplanned and under-caffeinated.
It’s just that watching people (esp people advising Ezra Klein) out themselves under Trump as all of the above, fossil fuel apologists feels nearly as devastating to me as Trump’s victory itself.
It’s just that watching people (esp people advising Ezra Klein) out themselves under Trump as all of the above, fossil fuel apologists feels nearly as devastating to me as Trump’s victory itself.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Anyway, this turned into a longer and ill-written thread, unplanned and under-caffeinated.
It’s just that watching people (esp people advising Ezra Klein) out themselves under Trump as all of the above, fossil fuel apologists feels nearly as devastating to me as Trump’s victory itself.
It’s just that watching people (esp people advising Ezra Klein) out themselves under Trump as all of the above, fossil fuel apologists feels nearly as devastating to me as Trump’s victory itself.
Doom kicks your door in
like a caffeinated baboon,
rhymes at you on purpose
with a busted‑ass harpoon,
and if you don’t like the news
you can argue with the monsoon.
like a caffeinated baboon,
rhymes at you on purpose
with a busted‑ass harpoon,
and if you don’t like the news
you can argue with the monsoon.
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Doom kicks your door in
like a caffeinated baboon,
rhymes at you on purpose
with a busted‑ass harpoon,
and if you don’t like the news
you can argue with the monsoon.
like a caffeinated baboon,
rhymes at you on purpose
with a busted‑ass harpoon,
and if you don’t like the news
you can argue with the monsoon.