Wandering back from the pub after a couple of doubles and a bifter I realised I can almost achieve the same effect just by taking my varifocals off. I’m kind of there but not there and I don’t care.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wandering back from the pub after a couple of doubles and a bifter I realised I can almost achieve the same effect just by taking my varifocals off. I’m kind of there but not there and I don’t care.
That took me longer than it should have 🤭
Decides, it's time for a wee cup of tea and a bifter just to cope.
Decides, it's time for a wee cup of tea and a bifter just to cope.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That took me longer than it should have 🤭
Decides, it's time for a wee cup of tea and a bifter just to cope.
Decides, it's time for a wee cup of tea and a bifter just to cope.
I'd vape, you'd have a bifter, but we'd all need something to exhale while going 'fucking hell'
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'd vape, you'd have a bifter, but we'd all need something to exhale while going 'fucking hell'
Crank it! BIFTER featured on the latest episode of El Gordo Metalero, tune in and get stomped by the "March of the Imp"
www.elgordometalero.com.ar/podcast/epis...
www.elgordometalero.com.ar/podcast/epis...
February 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Crank it! BIFTER featured on the latest episode of El Gordo Metalero, tune in and get stomped by the "March of the Imp"
www.elgordometalero.com.ar/podcast/epis...
www.elgordometalero.com.ar/podcast/epis...
Sludge & Doom Annihilators BIFTER Release Single and Music Video For Crusher "March of the Imp"
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
Sludge & Doom Annihilators BIFTER Release Single and Music Video For Crusher "March of the Imp"
Ex-The Sludgelord Founder Now Doing A New Blog. Expect Reviews, News and Interviews from The Doom/Sludge/Stoner Metal World.
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Sludge & Doom Annihilators BIFTER Release Single and Music Video For Crusher "March of the Imp"
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
A bifter is a cigarette. A cheeky bifter is a jazz cigarette. This was true in Liverpool when I lived there. It also seems to be largely true in Swindon, where I live now. 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A bifter is a cigarette. A cheeky bifter is a jazz cigarette. This was true in Liverpool when I lived there. It also seems to be largely true in Swindon, where I live now. 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
Someone's just lit a bifter outside Waverley Steps. Nature is healing.
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Someone's just lit a bifter outside Waverley Steps. Nature is healing.
Heavy Magazine 🤘 Premiere: BIFTER ‘March Of The Imp’: An army of sound marching, relentlessly surging like a merciless avalanche of mayhem and distortion, Sydney metal outfit BIFTER arise with a sonic boom of fuzz-laden riffs, weaving a demented… 👀 Bio Link 4 More 🤘 #Metal #HeavyMetal #HeavyMagazine
Premiere: BIFTER ‘March Of The Imp’
An army of sound marching, relentlessly surging like a merciless avalanche of mayhem and distortion, Sydney metal outfit BIFTER arise with a sonic boom of fuzz-laden riffs, weaving a demented tapestry of stoner, sludge and doom. Soul-crushing dual vocals…
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February 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Heavy Magazine 🤘 Premiere: BIFTER ‘March Of The Imp’: An army of sound marching, relentlessly surging like a merciless avalanche of mayhem and distortion, Sydney metal outfit BIFTER arise with a sonic boom of fuzz-laden riffs, weaving a demented… 👀 Bio Link 4 More 🤘 #Metal #HeavyMetal #HeavyMagazine
Just seen a postman driving along our road toking on a huge bifter. This made me strangely happy.
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Just seen a postman driving along our road toking on a huge bifter. This made me strangely happy.
Just the right balance of bifter, tea and nature.
September 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just the right balance of bifter, tea and nature.
Counterpoint- this is an absolute vibe
October 4, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Counterpoint- this is an absolute vibe
Got thru OK, big bifter on way to #Rozendaal for supplies
If anyone has been to #BergenopZoom
You will know on NYE it shuts down.....
Apart from the biker bar....
You will know on NYE it shuts down.....
Apart from the biker bar....
December 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Got thru OK, big bifter on way to #Rozendaal for supplies
Format shamelessly stolen from Viz.
![Benson & Hedges
FRANKENSTEIN TABS
[Boris Karloff in costume as the Monster in Frankenstein (1931) enjoying a crafty bifter between takes]
Government Health Warning
SMOKING FRANKENSTEIN TABS MAY CAUSE YOU TO GET CHASED INTO A BURNING WINDMILL BY VILLAGERS WITH ALL PITCHFORKS AND THAT
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February 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Format shamelessly stolen from Viz.
ANNOUNCEMENT! GBPR is stoked to be working with the absolute legends in Bifter of Sydney, Australia. On a mission to sow chaos and annihilate through pure sludge and doom fury, the quartet have just unleashed single "March of the Imp".
You've been warned.
bifter.bandcamp.com/track/march-...
You've been warned.
bifter.bandcamp.com/track/march-...
March of the Imp, by BIFTER
track by BIFTER
bifter.bandcamp.com
February 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT! GBPR is stoked to be working with the absolute legends in Bifter of Sydney, Australia. On a mission to sow chaos and annihilate through pure sludge and doom fury, the quartet have just unleashed single "March of the Imp".
You've been warned.
bifter.bandcamp.com/track/march-...
You've been warned.
bifter.bandcamp.com/track/march-...
The punters are a pest
While the nurses try their best
Then a fella in a vest lights up a bifter
The next thing that I hear
Is "you can't smoke that in here"
An I'm praying that my name gets called out swifter
While the nurses try their best
Then a fella in a vest lights up a bifter
The next thing that I hear
Is "you can't smoke that in here"
An I'm praying that my name gets called out swifter
Mark Watson, but at Christmas, but with a murder-mystery podcast
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
· Jun 15
All right, what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
June 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The punters are a pest
While the nurses try their best
Then a fella in a vest lights up a bifter
The next thing that I hear
Is "you can't smoke that in here"
An I'm praying that my name gets called out swifter
While the nurses try their best
Then a fella in a vest lights up a bifter
The next thing that I hear
Is "you can't smoke that in here"
An I'm praying that my name gets called out swifter
Shit happens eh mate! Now to make a fat bifter and forget the old witch once more. She can't hurt me anymore!
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shit happens eh mate! Now to make a fat bifter and forget the old witch once more. She can't hurt me anymore!
They did!
Smoked a bifter in the garden! Won't have been the first...
Smoked a bifter in the garden! Won't have been the first...
Just say no! What really happened when Grange Hill met Nancy Reagan at the White House
The young actors were there as part of the first lady’s anti-drugs campaign – but one later claimed to have smoked a joint in the garden. Thirty years on, Roland and Zammo reveal all
www.theguardian.com
April 19, 2024 at 7:22 PM
They did!
Smoked a bifter in the garden! Won't have been the first...
Smoked a bifter in the garden! Won't have been the first...
I learned 'bifter' from Mr Bee, who's from Essex. Nobody I knew at uni (NE of England) or growing up (NW of England) used it.
October 4, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I learned 'bifter' from Mr Bee, who's from Essex. Nobody I knew at uni (NE of England) or growing up (NW of England) used it.
That should have read bifter obv. But clearly it was a moment....of lucid thought.
January 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
That should have read bifter obv. But clearly it was a moment....of lucid thought.
- CRYPTIC WITH, Eons OF Chaos, Denver, Colorado 🇺🇸
- GREENGOAT, Aloft, Argonauta Records, Madrid, Spain 🇪🇸
- DEAD SHRINE, Cydonia Mensa, Astra Projection, Hamilton, New Zealand 🇳🇿
- BIFTER, First Impressions od Hell, Sidney, Australia 🇦🇺
2/4
- GREENGOAT, Aloft, Argonauta Records, Madrid, Spain 🇪🇸
- DEAD SHRINE, Cydonia Mensa, Astra Projection, Hamilton, New Zealand 🇳🇿
- BIFTER, First Impressions od Hell, Sidney, Australia 🇦🇺
2/4
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
- CRYPTIC WITH, Eons OF Chaos, Denver, Colorado 🇺🇸
- GREENGOAT, Aloft, Argonauta Records, Madrid, Spain 🇪🇸
- DEAD SHRINE, Cydonia Mensa, Astra Projection, Hamilton, New Zealand 🇳🇿
- BIFTER, First Impressions od Hell, Sidney, Australia 🇦🇺
2/4
- GREENGOAT, Aloft, Argonauta Records, Madrid, Spain 🇪🇸
- DEAD SHRINE, Cydonia Mensa, Astra Projection, Hamilton, New Zealand 🇳🇿
- BIFTER, First Impressions od Hell, Sidney, Australia 🇦🇺
2/4
🔥BIFTER IS UPON US🔥 The Aussie doom & sludge bruisers' debut album "First Impressions of Hell" is out now and streaming everywhere!
"a fucking top-notch RIFF-CENTRIC album"
- Steve Howe (@outlawsofthesun.bsky.social, Doom Charts)
bifter.bandcamp.com/album/first-...
"a fucking top-notch RIFF-CENTRIC album"
- Steve Howe (@outlawsofthesun.bsky.social, Doom Charts)
bifter.bandcamp.com/album/first-...
First Impressions Of Hell, by BIFTER
12 track album
bifter.bandcamp.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🔥BIFTER IS UPON US🔥 The Aussie doom & sludge bruisers' debut album "First Impressions of Hell" is out now and streaming everywhere!
"a fucking top-notch RIFF-CENTRIC album"
- Steve Howe (@outlawsofthesun.bsky.social, Doom Charts)
bifter.bandcamp.com/album/first-...
"a fucking top-notch RIFF-CENTRIC album"
- Steve Howe (@outlawsofthesun.bsky.social, Doom Charts)
bifter.bandcamp.com/album/first-...
Being the massive edgelords we were, me & my mates used to sing “bring me dope Joanna” to the tune of this as a signal we’d be sneaking off to the pub car park for a cheeky bifter #drugsarebadmkay #totp
February 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Being the massive edgelords we were, me & my mates used to sing “bring me dope Joanna” to the tune of this as a signal we’d be sneaking off to the pub car park for a cheeky bifter #drugsarebadmkay #totp
BIFTER featured on Outlaws Of The Sun! "March of the Imp" is out now and slaying screens everywhere. Thanks to Steve Howe. Get at it, legends
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
Sludge & Doom Annihilators BIFTER Release Single and Music Video For Crusher "March of the Imp"
Ex-The Sludgelord Founder Now Doing A New Blog. Expect Reviews, News and Interviews from The Doom/Sludge/Stoner Metal World.
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com
February 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
BIFTER featured on Outlaws Of The Sun! "March of the Imp" is out now and slaying screens everywhere. Thanks to Steve Howe. Get at it, legends
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...
outlawsofthesun.blogspot.com/2025/02/slud...